>12 hour flight
>no screens on seats
>will read but I also can't read 12 hours straight
>don't want to fall asleep either (my jet lag prevention routine)
Any other ways to pass the time?
>12 hour flight
>no screens on seats
>will read but I also can't read 12 hours straight
>don't want to fall asleep either (my jet lag prevention routine)
Any other ways to pass the time?
Pokemon GO
>12 hour flight
>no screens on seats
what kind of shit airline is that
This.
You get what you pay for o.p. I'm guessing you paid very little so you get very little.
united or southwest economy come to mind
I didn't know at time of booking, and either way I wasn't complaining about lack of screens. Anyone (myself included) can live 12 hours without a screen, I just want some ideas to pass the time without the danger of falling asleep
I don't need to take medicine to get through a flight
T t t alk to people.
>t. never flown in an airliner
>be me
>leaving on a flight
>mid pandemic
>have a massive allergy attack
>lasts the entire day, constantly sneezing, massively runny nose nonstop
>about 30 mins in guy next to me says i shouldnt be flying if i have symptoms
>tell him its my allergies and id be like this even if covid never happened
>ended up chatting and shooting the shit for 4.5/5 total hours
>tells me about his music royalties via spotify and his delta-9 weed farm in oregon
>tells me about his family and how painful it is leaving his daughter with mom for half the year (which he had just done)
>gives me his business card on the off chance i ever end up in oregon and need some "weed"
Dont be autistic, you can talk to anyone.
>put xanax in a bottle with tons of other pills
Not a single tsagay will bother to dig it out and just let you go by. TSA is there to stop threats, not stop you from smuggling a single dose or two of a potentially legally prescribed medication.
Sudoku and other puzzles.
Portable video games.
Write your memoirs.
Do you people not have phones? Download an audio book, play a game, sleep, eat, listen to music, take a xanax, go for a walk around the plane. Im literally claustrophobic has hell and even ive survived 18 hour flights
Risking getting caught with xanax at TSA ? Going for a walk in a plane ?
What kind of a pussy are you, i always travel with 1 or 2 pills. Tsa has never said anything in the 15+years ive been doing it. Also do you really sit down the entire time, ill always stand for a bit by the drinks/peanut snack area for a bit to let my legs stretch for 12+hour flights
Did you just Blizzard-Activision the OP? have a nice day.
jerk off
>OP: I need 12 hours of entertainment
>Plebs: Bro just use your phones
Fricking tiktok zoomers these days.
>no screens on seats
God I remember when I was a kid and half way through the 8 hour flight they'd put the movie on. And if you were in a really shit seat you couldn't see the main projector or even the side screens in the middle of the aisles well.
God those days sucked. We're so spoiled and lucky now
>SEA to JFK in the 90s
>NWA
>16 years old
>7 hours of hell because you forgot to replace the batteries in your gameboy and NWA didnt do inflight movies for coach.
Went on a Virgin Atlantic flight for the first time late 90s and you could choose any movie you wanted from their system or play SNES games on it. Shit blew me away.
Book, sleeping pills, take your time eating, video game (I almost never video games nowadays, but I always buy a game or two before my trip) etc.
The frick is wrong with you little frickups? Have you never once been left to your own devices without electronics or entertainment before?
Jesus Christ. Just take a nap or twiddle your thumbs. You have to realize humanity got by without all of that shit until VERY recently right?
Once again, did people not read the last line of my post? I do NOT want to fall asleep. I'm sure I can sit there doing nothing without dying, but I am afraid I will naturally fall asleep in such a situation. I I do not want to sleep at all. You know humanity has gone tens of thousands of years being able to read too, guess you missed that boat.
YOU WILL FALL ASLEEP
>i dont want to fall asleep though!
You can literally pre-download entire shows and movies on apps like netflix specifically for airplane rides, just hook up the charger and you're good
>i really dont want to sleep though
Quit being moronic, easier to fix jet lag by not falling asleep your first day on the ground or by arriving late at night and just dosing yourself up with more melatonin/xanax so you end up asleep at your hotel anyway
>quit being moronic and take drugs meant for mental handicaps
Write about your feelings in a notebook.
Draw.
Talk to the person next to you.
Play a video game.
Watch a movie on your phone. (Plenty on YouTube)
Listen to music.
I pop some xanax and mouth breathed lasagna breath, really blew it into, the cute 18 year old next to me's mouth. Just let my hang open (hard not to) as I drift in and out of consciousness occasionally being woken up by my own snores, gurgles, gags, snorts, and head bobbing. Repeat ad infinum.
Take the stewardess in the bathroom, frick her for a good 6 hours, then pull out, cum on her ass and then sit down and pound about 20mg of valium in to yourself. Fricking oath.
Also make sure you video tape it and post it online
Finally, a good suggestion. Will do
Go to toilet and fap
You already know the answers to your question, but felt the need to post this for the (you)s. You're a gay.
jerk off
Your lag prevention routine fricking sucks. The ONLY way to fly long distances is to pop an unhealthy amount of sleeping pills, pass out for the entire thing and arrive fresh as 70% of a daisy.
Last time I flew I just packed a small laptop and watched movies.
>get window seat so you can stare at shit for hours like i do
>always fly west as that can minimize jetlag
>stay hydrated as that will make you feel less sleepy