>18 hour flight middle seat basic economy

>18 hour flight middle seat basic economy

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    choose your seat, you dumbass.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pay an extra $100
      No thanks. I’ll use that money for a trans orgy in Pattaya.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        huh, choosing your seat is free when you choose it in the 48h before take off.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why would you ever fly basic economy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not everyone is playing with daddys money moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm doing this next month when I fly from LAX to Rome. It's gonna suck but I'm going to try to sleep through most of it and watch anime for the remainder. Couldn't beat $800 round trip.

      I would get plastered to help the process but I'm post-rehab so it's hard mode for me.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you fly a direct of 18h, choose a company with a stop in middle east...

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Makes jerking off more exciting to me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >coom
      >17 hours left

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's more like 18h59m left

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    bus aisle seat chad reporting in
    I had girls rub their ass/pussy on my arms on buses before, one time there were no seats and a girl was with her bf standing and she literally just sat her ass on my forearm for like 5 minutes. The bf for sure noticed but I guess he didnt mind or is a cuck.
    another time a girl was getting off and kinda stumbled while wearing yoga pants and her entire pussy ass under area was rubbing all over my forearm and hand, she looked back while walking away on the street at me through the window and smiled.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A b***h use you as a fricking seat and you are happy about it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lmao you will never, ever have sex

        dont be jealous
        it was thin petite cute girls not ugly fat monsters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao you will never, ever have sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's happened to me before on a plane I get a brush of some hot mom's ass if I'm in an aisle seat, best seat tbh

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Longest I've ever done was 16h (Chicago to HK) and I was losing it by the end, I do not envy you OP

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kek I will be on this flight this week. 15 hour flight dc to tokyo then 1 hour layover then Tokyo to Bangkok 7 hour flight. It’s gonna be a shitty day but at least I’ll have 1 month vacation in Thailand when I finally land.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Newark to Singapore?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    find xanax or some other benzo before you go. you need time travel for this

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had a 13 hour flight to japan. This old white boomer tried to take the arm rest. His justification was I shouldn't get 2 arm rest while I sat in the middle. lol.

    I fricking put my arm on him until he moved which was 30 minutes into the flight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sitting in the middle does not entitle you to both armrests. It's a battle that needs to be fought every time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It should. As an aisle seat chad I graciously yield the armrest to the unfortunate middle seat beta every time

        ...right bsfore reclining my seat into the knees of the guy behind me. Frick him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The window seat allows leaning onto the wall whereas the aisle seat allows stretching your legs, therefore the middle seat absolutely entitles you to both armrests.
        It only becomes tricky when there are more than 3 seats next to each other.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    try 24h in a bus
    have vodka + juice, water, a laptop, a book, headphones, problem solved

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is why I'm not a SEA coomer. There would have to be some supercalafragilistic pussy over there to make me sit in a bloodclot-inducing flying sardine can for 20 hours.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You will NEVER be a real coomer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fricking tourista, get back home

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had a long ass 12 hour flight a few months ago and decided to upgrade to premium economy for extra $500. It was not worth it lmao. The seats are not that much comfortable, and perks like metal cutlery are not a thing I particularly care about to justify paying so much more.
    The only thing that was worth it was the extra legroom so on the flight back, I just booked economy and paid extra $100 for a seat in the front row with extra legroom. It was the same quality as premium economy for me.

    Maybe it's just me though because I don't mind living like shit even when rolling 100k salary nowadays I'm still the in the mental state of the poor college kid living off instant ramen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >maybe it’s just me

      Me too SighSee anon, except I was making 200k a year and living like a broke student.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >maybe it’s just me

      Me too SighSee anon, except I was making 200k a year and living like a broke student.

      things like class upgrades are not meant for people who earn 100k or even 200k, they're for business people who get their tickets paid for, or for millionaires who literally won't even notice if they spend 1k or 10k on a flight.
      don't get israeliteed on upgrades, it's literally never worth it

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > 18 hours in econo
    Might be OK if you're a manlet. Take Ambien, be unconscious for 6-8 hours, get up, drink, piss, stretch, take another Ambien. That's the best way to fast-forward through the misery of such a long flight in a shitty seat.
    I'm 6'3", there's no way on earth I'm sitting in a coach seat for that long.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based ambien poster. had a 6 hour flight, 12 hour layover, and another 6 hour flight recently. took 2 ambien before first flight, woke up at the end of the first flight being violently shook awake by the flight attendent. stumbled into KL airport, slept over 2 seats for 10 hours, woke up, took another ambien, woke up at my destination. no recollection of any of it. mix in a few drinks, if available, for extra sleeping efficacy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based ambien poster. had a 6 hour flight, 12 hour layover, and another 6 hour flight recently. took 2 ambien before first flight, woke up at the end of the first flight being violently shook awake by the flight attendent. stumbled into KL airport, slept over 2 seats for 10 hours, woke up, took another ambien, woke up at my destination. no recollection of any of it. mix in a few drinks, if available, for extra sleeping efficacy.

      why is this so funny?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aisle seats are the worst everytime I start to sleep or relax a little some uptight flight attendant walks past and smacks into my dangling arm

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what disease do i need to fake to get ambien

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >In third world country with low restrictions on shit in general
    >confidently go into pharmacy and ask for Xanax
    >they say I need a prescription
    >flash cash and ask for a ‘prescription’
    >they look at me awkwardly until I give up and leave
    How the frick do you do this I’m convinced everyone is LARPing. Im not going to go to therapy to get some damn pills for one flight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I tried to imagine this scene in my mind and in all scenarios you walked in looking like some DEA narc lmao.
      you gotta mesh with the locals and get it through them, gringo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      interesting digits.

      just try a few different pharmacies near you. in pakistan, a few were hyper-vehement about never giving me bromazepam without a script, and then a few more just a couple of doors down happily gave it to me every time. its not like they have some central registry of people who come in and ask for shit.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    alternatively just take amphetamine when you arrive at your destination, thereby eliminating the requirement to sleep

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Be le me
    >Tall guy wit short gf
    >Booking 15+ hour flight
    >Book an extra legroom seat for me
    >Book normal seat next to me for her
    >Save money instead of booking 2 extra legroom seats
    I've never had an extra legroom seat on a flight so i'm expecting max comfiness.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What seat configuration allows an extra legroom seat and a regular seat in the same row?
      Genuinely curious.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        On the site it looks like pic related.
        Green is the extra leg room and red is the normal seating (blue crosses are me and gf seating).
        I've never seen anything like it either, but we saved a good $200 on her seats both ways by doing it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I've seen that arrangement in a 3-3 layout where the emergency exits were reduced to 2-2 so the window seats behind them had more leg room, although some of it was blocked by the emergency exit infrastructure.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >although some of it was blocked by the emergency exit infrastructure.
            Don't say that. Don't ruin my dreams. Maybe you're wrong...

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Don't worry, it looked like you could stretch your legs if you sat slightly angled.
              Wish you a good flight with plenty of leg room.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i did 4 hour middle seat economy, it was awul on the way back i paid that 15€ for aisle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is aisle or window better?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Has to be window. In aisle you get people brushing past you

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not autistically studying the seat plan & layout of every aircraft when selecting a flight
    Amateur

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's stopping you from travelling by ship? Why not getting there in several weeks instead of several hours,am I right?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so lucky I have good credit, I usually sign up for 5+ credit cards each year just for the signup bonuses since banks in the USA love trying to lure in customers and israelite them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do these signup bonuses work?
      Do you actually need to spend something before you get bonus or are the banks just throwing money at people, hoping for them to spend more than they can afford?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You typically need to spend 3-6k in the first 3-6 months to get the signup bonuses. For my amex platinum it was like spend 5k in the first 6 months

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same I’ve flown probably 50+ times in the last 10 years and only paid out of pocket like twice. Every other flight I paid for with signup bonus points. The chase southwest cards are 11/10 for this if you regularly fly along routes they service. If you take red eyes/later flights you can routinely get round trip for like 15-20k points, most of the sign up bonuses are at least $60k. I’ve flown to Colorado and Texas free 20+ times not exaggerating.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    18 hour flight middle seat basic economy. im 220 lb male. large men in other seats to my left and right.

    paid for basic flight thru expedia.

    just had to remember all my hardships doing military space-a hops. to get thru it.

    never again...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they are charging for picking seats now?
      Just booked flights to Asia and all seats needed to pay except middle seat and a few window seats
      I dont understand how they decided on this

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Either fly first class. Or,

    Fly from US to LAX, LAX to Hawaii, Hawaii to Japan or Korea, and then fly to Bangkok. One flight for each day.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Keep in mine this was in 1997. I had to fly from Minneapolis to Tokyo in the front fricking row of a section. Where the tray tables come out of the arm rest and you can't raise them up, and your face 10 inches away from the jumbotron TV they had in those days). The fricking japs chain smoked. We ran out of oxygen and had to land in motherfricking Alaska and fill up which took another 90 minutes. I was only 12 but I experienced suicidal thoughts for the first time during those 20 hours of hell.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had a 14 hour flight recently and just took 2 valium and slept for almost the whole way. Just buy some on the dark net or get some from a doctor

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just go to places nobody wants to visit. Flew to Paraguay and got an aisle to myself, stretched out with my shoes off the whole flight. LATAM flight attendants are cute as frick too

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > Window seat loud kids who want the window and father man spreading in the middle seat while a kid kicks your share and a baby cry’s.

    A challenger appears.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not taking benzodiazepines and weed edibles then washing them down with a beer just as they begin boarding the first class section of your flight.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >London to New York flight
    >Full of Othodox israelites who absolutely reek of B.O. and their screaming kids
    >6'5
    >Basic economy
    >Middle seat
    >Full flight
    >£850 for the privilege

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