20$ a day traveling in Thailand

How possible is this?
My budget is $20 each day.
I want to do the following:
>eat 3 meals
>stay in accommodation
>get massage (with HE)
>drink a few beers

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Massage with he is 22 dollars

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's like almost 1000 baht. No way. Full service is 2000 retard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Massage is 300 then 500 baht, deranged simpleton.
        In related news, I have chlamydia.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>eat 3 meals
    >>stay in accommodation
    >>get massage (with HE)
    a few beers

    $2 for street food x 3 = $6
    $10 per day hostel = $10
    $1 per beer x 3 = $ 3

    You're at $19 daily . No massage for you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So if I buy groceries, and don't drink beer for a few days I'll be able to coom quite regularly?
      >eating 3 meals a day out
      Why?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You probably won't save a lot of money from buying groceries. The food stalls sell so much that they get bulk prices, and the difference is usually their profit, so if you cook at home, it'll probably be around the same price as eating out.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          EATING out will kill you what with the food poisoning and the gutterseed oil

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            so?
            imagine not eating street food in thailand
            what a fucking pussy ass bitch

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    $300 is really minimum for a month of accommodation, if you're not in a complete shithole

    That's $10/day for everything else. You can get meals for 50-70 baht, nothing fancy though, places where locals eat. Add beer and you got nothing left

    No cooming for you

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the incel loser willing to sleep in the gutter or not eat in order to get a hj from an aged out diseased whore? Probably since he will spend a whole day in a plane getting there

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You could easily live in a hut on Koh Tao for that, but it'd be an actual message and not a 'massage'.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok this seems like the thread to ask this in. what the FUCK is wrong with Google translate in Vietnam? I go go start a gym membership and I ask what the price is and she responds in google translate, "I am 1.5 mil dong per month". I roll my eyes and say I'm interested in GYM so on a piece of paper she writes gym and circles it and puts the price. I feel embarrassed (and too expensive) so that's the end of that.

    In my message today, the woman says in google translate "could you give me a massage?" and I'm like wtf I'm not a masseuse thinking that she wants me to play with her or something super bizarre. Then her next message is "so a male message then?" and I'm like whatever sure, it's a high rated place so I'm sure it's not HE but I have no idea. Then her husband gives me the message instead which was very good but wow I misunderstood that interaction. Is vietnamese grammar just super fucked that the subject and object are interchangeable?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh it was actually "I cost 1.5 mill dong per month". And she was a flirty, unnaturally pale girl so obviously I assumed prostitution because it was my 2nd day in Asia

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh it was actually "I cost 1.5 mill dong per month". And she was a flirty, unnaturally pale girl so obviously I assumed prostitution because it was my 2nd day in Asia

      and I asked my masseuse if he thought my scoliosis was causing my upper back pain and he said yes, then I asked if core work would help and he replied in google translate "don't you have a woman for that?"

      anyway hope you guys enjoy my Google translate adventures. no I'm not learning vietnamese for my 30 day stay.

      I am going there soon
      so they dont really speak English? Everyone told me they did, am I fucked?
      Where are you? I will be in HCMC

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh it was actually "I cost 1.5 mill dong per month". And she was a flirty, unnaturally pale girl so obviously I assumed prostitution because it was my 2nd day in Asia

      and I asked my masseuse if he thought my scoliosis was causing my upper back pain and he said yes, then I asked if core work would help and he replied in google translate "don't you have a woman for that?"

      anyway hope you guys enjoy my Google translate adventures. no I'm not learning vietnamese for my 30 day stay.

      Did you actually fuck that flirty girl then? Don't leave us hanging!!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop using Google translate, that's your issue. DeepL is a lot, lot better when it comes to grammar and natural sentences. Use that app, thank me later.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're going to get far in Vietnamese with DeepL.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was an anon here who said "why learn a language when we have google translate?". This is why. Cause Google translate is absolute fucking garbage. It's only good for translating western European languages. Everything else it's total dogshit at. I don't know why but it seems every Google app is really turning to shit. Even Chrome is no longer good, Brave is much better.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    and I asked my masseuse if he thought my scoliosis was causing my upper back pain and he said yes, then I asked if core work would help and he replied in google translate "don't you have a woman for that?"

    anyway hope you guys enjoy my Google translate adventures. no I'm not learning vietnamese for my 30 day stay.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are you so poor?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      im from india

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        me too but I am rich. my budget is $30 a day.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          watch out got an Indian chad over here

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          do you want to meet up?
          we can share room and save a little bit more my indian brother

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Impossible, you need $60 / day.

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