Americans can literally move to live in Hawaii any time they want but don't

Americans can literally move to live in Hawaii any time they want but don't

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be hated by the locals and called haole
    >overpriced everything
    >literally isolated in the middle of nowhere in the Pacific Ocean surrounded by active volcanoes
    How about no

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot about
      >stabbed by a 2nd gen pinoy meth addict LARPing as a native hawaiian

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have lived in Honolulu for almost 10 years now. The cost of living is absolutely absurd and there are no decent jobs. Half the jobs pay less than $40,000 per year and everyone I know works at least two jobs.
      The median house price is literally more than $800,000 and the government does everything it can to drive housing prices up because they get kickbacks from the real-estate cronies.
      The population has decreased every year I've lived here because it's so expensive to live here and all the young people move away.

      >>be hated by the locals and called haole
      I'm sick of seeing this. I've never been called haole in my life. If you don't act like a piece of shit people treat you fine. Not to mention 90% of the people living in the state aren't even Polynesian, let alone Hawai'ian.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's just too expensive for most people

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they move here instead

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I did, lived on the big island for a year.

    Its hand down the most breathtakingly beautiful place I've ever been. Pictures don't do it justice. It's something you never forget. I camped in lush valleys covered in green with waterfalls and wild peawieners, walked the countryside picking wild fruits from trees as I went, I fished off the rocks on the shore at dawn and swam in rivers so clear you could see all the way to the bottom.

    But it's like a third world country, infrastructure -wise. And the people are extremely lazy and don't really adhere to schedules, which I understand. They only got traffic lights in the 80s. But it's raw nature at its best. I don't know what the other islands are like, though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sound based

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was, certain parts even reminded me of the Yucatan

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's probably the one state in the union more expensive to live in than California. Not to mention the housing prices must have gotten even worse since the wildfires last year burned down so many homes.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One does not simply move to Hawaii. Cost of living is giga moronic, like unbelievably moronic. Like work 80 hours a week and can't afford to live moronic.
    If you move to Hawaii without a good job lined up, you will end up homeless and unable to leave, just like every other homeless person on the islands.

    Besides, bongland has plenty of island territories as well. Go move there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Cost of living is giga moronic, like unbelievably moronic. Like work 80 hours a week and can't afford to live moronic.
      they get all their shit via container ships and don't produce much themselves i assume, that's why the prices are that high

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah pretty much.

        I don't see any of them really comparing to Hawaii, it seems like heaven on earth

        It is until you have to figure out a way to pay for it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So wait lol, to get a shipment of buttplugs made in China, you have to first ship them to San Francisco and from there it gets sent to Hawaii?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No those can be shipped straight to Hawaii. It's more of a problem for food items and other things that are mostly made in America.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't see any of them really comparing to Hawaii, it seems like heaven on earth

          >anglos can move to tropical paradises any time they want
          >meanwhile i am stuck in yuroshitland
          Holy shit anglos cant suffer

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            France and Netherlands have tropical islands too

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I can move to neither the fr*nch and dutch ones require permits/approval from the government and dont even hire non natives

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What about Portugal and Spain's islands?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The portuguese ones are part of shitrope and require special permits and the canary dont let in foreigners anymore.
                I am stuck in shitrope

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >canary dont let in foreigners anymore
                Its part of the EU, literally freemovement and anyone can move there with eu passport. They wanna restrict tourism.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Outermost regions arent part of the eu and foreigners arent even allowed to work there (except if you are an african immigrant of course)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're not a foreigner you stupid fricking moron, you can work and live in all of those places but you are making excuses for yourself
                Foreigners are the people bitting their nails everytime they have to renew their visas not some spoiled Luxembourg kid

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao litteral smoothbrain, most of those places arent in the EU so they require permits and have a 30%+ unemployment rates.
                >just get kicked out after spending two weeks bro
                You are either trolling or genuinely moronic

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You just complain without actually knowing shit

                >EU and EEA citizens, plus Swiss nationals can come to Gran Canaria for as long as they want without needing to register with the local authorities. However, if you plan to spend longer than 90 days in Gran Canaria, getting an NIE number makes daily life and lots of admin procedures smoother.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >posting the 2 regions out of all outermost regions that are part of schengen
                >also imagine comparing an overcrowded dusty yuropoor shithole with no jobs with paradises like hawaii

                >foreigners arent even allowed to work there
                Foreigners means people who dont have EU/EEA passport

                Not it just mean whoever is not a national of the country

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                dumb toothpastegay, what jobs do you think there are on Kauai?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >jobs in kauai
                >1150 results
                Anglos cant suffer

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No it means whoever is not a national of their respective countries. Hell even nationals cant even have jobs in some of them

                You are really annoying attentionprostitute

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Take your meds schizo

                >overtouristy dusty shitholes like the canaries
                >thinking Hawaii isn't overtouristy
                HAHAHAHAHA
                You're the one who doesn't know shit about what you're talking about.
                >Theres not a single place worth living in here
                Why are you such a homosexual? Also, places like Reunion, French Guiana, Madeira, the Azores, and New Caledonia are all EU.

                >let le tell you about your country
                Classic burger
                >reunion
                Not in schengen
                >french guiana
                Not in schengen
                >madeira, azores
                E*rope, also utter garbage.
                >new caledonia
                >eu
                So youre actually moronic arent you. I litteraly need a permit there and even white french cant get hired there

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                For frick's sake just move to Brazil or Florida and stop being such a whiny homosexual, good lord you people are pathetic.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >just be haitian immigrant bro

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Even finns have los pacos in fuengirola, im sure theres some place for luxemburgers to escape the grim north europe.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I dont want to be stuck in shitrope.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Then go to the Andamans or Mauritius or something you dumb Black person!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >go to places you arent allowed in
                ???

                They mostly move to Las Vegas, as it turns out. They're actually driving up the cost of housing there because a $400,000 house in Las Vegas is extremely cheap to someone who is used to the average house costing more than $1 million.

                Why vegas though? Theres plenty more cities

                >the average wage here is 3600
                you don't suffer you have options

                What options kek you have the option of making a shit wage and spend 2000 in rent

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno but they fricking love vegas

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Why vegas though? Theres plenty more cities
                Las Vegas is popular in Hawai'i as a vacation destination. Since everyone already lives at the beach, I guess they like something different. Maybe they go there on vacation and decide they want to move there too.
                Las Vegas is also very spread out compared to Honolulu, and people are probably tired of living in crowded conditions.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's also cheap and there's always something to do or see in Vegas

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >foreigners arent even allowed to work there
                Foreigners means people who dont have EU/EEA passport

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No it means whoever is not a national of their respective countries. Hell even nationals cant even have jobs in some of them

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I feel like if you're moving there it won't be a problem. It's British and Scando tourists they hate.
                Also, you're from fricking Luxembourg, what could you possibly have to complain about? You live in Europe's Singapore.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They hate everyone whose not from the islands and wont hire them/allow them to live there. Also imagine comparing litteral paradises like hawaii or british territories to overtouristy dusty shitholes like the canaries
                >muh you live grimxembourg
                You have no idea what youre talking about, the eu is an absolute shithole. Theres not a single place worth living in here

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >overtouristy dusty shitholes like the canaries
                >thinking Hawaii isn't overtouristy
                HAHAHAHAHA
                You're the one who doesn't know shit about what you're talking about.
                >Theres not a single place worth living in here
                Why are you such a homosexual? Also, places like Reunion, French Guiana, Madeira, the Azores, and New Caledonia are all EU.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, don't give him ideas, we don't want his whiny ass over here, he's a self hating gaylord.

                Here's some interesting stuff if you want to look into it
                https://www.dwellhawaii.com/blog/cost-of-living-in-hawaii/

                > be American, citizen of the world's most successful Empire
                > live a late stage capitalist postmodern soulless city
                > want to escape to one of the nice places there are within the US
                > It's still pay2win to access

                jesus

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dont worry i know you only let haitians in. I am too white for france.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Indeed, it's grim and only getting worse my lil baguette.
                I intend on becoming a legionnaire over in your comfy hole.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I hope you are aware of the extreme physical requirements for it and the brutal training légionnaires endure.
                Why not just serve in the US Army ?

                Dont worry i know you only let haitians in. I am too white for france.

                Particularly true where I live, however, we don't want you not because you're white, but because France is already full of whiny self hating homosexuals. You'd feel at home here, and everybody would be the more miserable for it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Try to justify your Blackphilia kek.
                You chose to drown in haitians instead of encouraging hard working europeans. Your loss

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Why not just serve in the US Army ?
                U.S army has zero standards and is politically/culturally rotten as an institution. Also, for what I plan on doing later in life I feel like the skills I'd attain in the Legion would be far better.
                >I hope you are aware of the extreme physical requirements for it and the brutal training légionnaires endure.
                That's a big reasons why I'm joining them and not the army.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Hate to break it you dude, but the Legion is underfunded, undertrained, and outdated. It's also full of criminals from other countries looking to start a new life, so you'll be dealing with the worst scum in the world. And all the high-ranking people are French who will treat you like shit for not being French. The main reason for the prevalence of people going AWOL in the Legion is power-tripping leadership. If you think the US Army is a rotten institution, you have no clue what you're in for in the Legion. It's not the bargain-bin Special Forces you think it is. It will not strengthen you, it will simply frustrate you and make you regret that you even bothered to join.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Luxembourg is pretty boring and expensive. A lot of people working there live just across the border in Germany/Netherlands instead.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Move to French Guyana, same shit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Non french arent allowed there without a permit, even french people cant work there because unemployment is 40%

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              And a tropical bit of rainforest, where I post from.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Holy shit anglos cant suffer
            you are in eu dumbass

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Eur*pe sucks

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                oh you were that moronic homosexual

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            colgate Black folk frick off
            move to Malta

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Frick that overcrowded shithole. Ill see you on kauai : )

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            homie with your money you can just buy an island and retire there with your 200ft yacht

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              HE CAN MOVE TO ANDAMAN

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Kek the average wage here is 3600
              I wish i could live in the andamans

              I have lived in Honolulu for almost 10 years now. The cost of living is absolutely absurd and there are no decent jobs. Half the jobs pay less than $40,000 per year and everyone I know works at least two jobs.
              The median house price is literally more than $800,000 and the government does everything it can to drive housing prices up because they get kickbacks from the real-estate cronies.
              The population has decreased every year I've lived here because it's so expensive to live here and all the young people move away.

              >>be hated by the locals and called haole
              I'm sick of seeing this. I've never been called haole in my life. If you don't act like a piece of shit people treat you fine. Not to mention 90% of the people living in the state aren't even Polynesian, let alone Hawai'ian.

              Where do move to? Florida?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They mostly move to Las Vegas, as it turns out. They're actually driving up the cost of housing there because a $400,000 house in Las Vegas is extremely cheap to someone who is used to the average house costing more than $1 million.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >the average wage here is 3600
                you don't suffer you have options

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why don’t they produce their own things? Hawaii is perfect for rice/cassava farms, seafood, coffee, tea, etc

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because hawaii is tiny and mountainous. You can't grow crops on sheer cliffs

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because hawaii is tiny and mountainous. You can't grow crops on sheer cliffs

          Obviously land is used for farming. Sugarcane, pineapple, macademia nuts, kovefe, mangos, taro, etc. are all grown on the islands. But you can’t feed 1.5 million with the output of a few small islands. Not to mention literally everything other than pure sustenance that’s required to live a modern life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is funny to me because we're being flooded with figures and info about how the USA has become noticeably richer than the EU and how Americans are basically, on average, super high earners because your economy is doing so well.
      And yet you're telling me that even so, some of your states are unaffordable ?
      How expensive can Hawaii get and how are the jobs there not paying according to local price of living ?

      > working 80 hours a week, ever
      I'm gonna stay a europoor on that one.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Here's some interesting stuff if you want to look into it
        https://www.dwellhawaii.com/blog/cost-of-living-in-hawaii/

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >In 2020 the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) concluded that "low income" for an individual living on Oahu is considered $93,000
          Grim, I assume living with random roommates is common?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Grim, I assume living with random roommates is common?
            It's common all across the U.S, but a lot of people in Hawaii are either longtime residents who live in places they inherit from their families, military personnel, or are rich and can afford it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            People here live with their parents well into adulthood. I've met people in their sixties who couldn't afford to move out.
            People who don't live with their parents generally have 2 or more roommates and live in some place that would be small for one person, all while still giving up 50% of their income despite splitting the cost.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t you live in overseas UK territories?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see any of them really comparing to Hawaii, it seems like heaven on earth

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do weebs who can't afford to move to Japan move to Hawaii?
    I saw downtown Honolulu and it looks like Osaka

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, Hawaii is actually Japanese and has been for nearly the entire modern era.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Dual US/Swedish citizenship
    You do not suffer.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine paying an arm and a leg to be surrounded by homeless

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trying to get overseas and Hawaii is one of the sticky states when it comes to taxes.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How big are the racial tensions there?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nonexistent apart from some Native Hawaiians, but nothing crazy.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think the meme is out. It's getting too expensive for anyone normal to live there now. I still think Florida is something of a treasure, 1st world tropical areas are very rare and some parts of it are still cheap even.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to move to Hawaii but I don’t have a gorillion dollars. Such is life. I guess I just need to be happy with my goypod in Ohio.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >living in Ohio
      >wishing you were somewhere else

      name a better combo

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We also have Guam and Saipan. We don't suffer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and the Virgins, don't forget them.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I should visit the area one day

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its expensive and theres no work

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drug dealers kill people and throw their bodies in volcanoes in hawaii

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You need to be a millionaire to live in Hawaii

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I looked into it when I became a remote worker. It’s not so expensive it’s not doable, but it’s expensive enough that it’s not worth it. I mean, think about it. If you work for a wage, 90% of your life is still just sitting at a desk no matter where you are. The only difference is in Hawaii that desk is in a real piece of shit apartment and you get lay on the beach after 6 pm.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hawaii is objectively nice, but still extremely overrated, most US states west of Texas are more pleasant, more visually stunning and much cheaper. Hawaii is full of vapid wealthy psychopaths, new age hippie roastoids, bugmen asiatics and drug addicts. A gallon of milk is like 10 dollars.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What about places like Guam, the Samoas or the US Virgin Islands ?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Guam has all the problems of Hawai'i but significantly worse. You can throw a rock from one side of the island to the other and it still has a huge airbase on it, so there isn't much left to fight over.
        I don't know much about the Samoa, but I do know that a lot of people from American Samoa move to Hawai'i for better opportunities, and Hawai'i has to have the least upward mobility of any US state by far.
        I don't know anything about the U.S. Virgin islands. I don't think I've even met anyone from there.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Hawai'i has to have the least upward mobility
          Like all tourist (slave)states have, which is why I moved away from Aruba.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        All shitholes I imagine.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Guam is diet Hawaii. US Virgin Islands is 71% black.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The beaches look nice for pictures, but the entire pacific coast of the US is nicer and has more comfortable temperatures. Hell, I'd rather go to the beach in New Jersey than Hawaii, at least Jersey has SOVL and affordable food

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