Amsterdam

I'm going to Amsterdam this weekend. Any general tips, advice, and recommendations for clubs/bars would be greatly appreciated. What would've you liked to know before your first visit to Amsterdam?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't rent a car, don't underestimate what they smoke there.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not getting a car and I will be cautious of how much I smoke, I don't really care for weed though. Any clubs or bars you had fun at?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I was only there for 2 days with my gf, she severely underestimated how strong weed is there and was knocked out so I took care of her.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          your girlfriend is a pussy.. that weed isn't even strong.. its mid shit

          Dutch people are incredibly unfriendly

          this. .god forbid you get in the way of one of their precious bicycles. They'll ring that bell
          rudely like the tall homosexuals they are

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >this. .god forbid you get in the way of one of their precious bicycles. They'll ring that bell
            >rudely like the tall homosexuals they are
            no shit moron. We are trying to get somewhere and your stupid tourist ass is standing in the bike lane taking pictures. Imagine me standing in front of your mobility scooter at Walmart blocking your way to the buckets of lard section.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Not my problem if you can't afford a car

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                good luck using a car in Amsterdam moron. I'll be at my destination about 30 minutes before you even turned the corner.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Seething yuropoor can't afford to live in a walkable city

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I thought you were seething about me not owning a car, now you suddenly wanna walk everywhere. Make up your mind moron.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >.t Europoor peasant

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bump

    Going there Early January for 4 days with 2 friends who have never done drugs.

    I smoke weed socially maybe 10x a year, only enough to make me relaxed.

    We want to do drugs obviously.

    I'm thinking truffles for the after first day. Then just smoke weed for the last 2 days.

    I'd like to try an amphetamine: something like Speed if possible?

    Thoughts or advice would be appreciated

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do not drink or do any drugs the day before you eat truffles. If you are hung over or otherwise feel like shit, the odds of having a bad trip increases drastically

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason to do speed is to just keep going at an after party if you're the type to get groggy. Dutch people love speed but it's honestly not necessarily going to make you have an epiphany or anything. Street speed is sometimes mixed with psychoactives but all speed does is keep you awake alert and a bit of euphoria. Make sure you bomb it, I find snorting speed doesn't last look. Bomb a good 200mg, wait a bit, and don't get anxious if you start feeling your heart. If you start getting anxious/irritated have a beer and relax a bit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're this moronic that you barely do drugs but you want to go to Amsterdam just to expressly do drugs?

      But then again that is what you self report, that you do smoke pot only 10x a year. I know American potheads idolize Amsterdam because they were one of the first countries to legalize weed. Also skeezy coomers love Amsterdam because it is the sex trafficking capital of Europe.

      Personally I would like to possibly visit NEtherlands because I love cycling and it is an actual country that caters its entire infrastructure to cyclists. But most don't care about that and just want to be druggies and coomers in the Netherlands.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hire a bike and ride around, avoid the tourist areas though because stoned morons keep walking straight into the cycle lanes.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    don't. it's a liberal hell hole.
    You could find some nice architecture or artsy fartsy shit, if you're into that.
    Other than that it's just a giant hellhole

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just got back, I liked the industrial techno scene and the architecture was really stunning. Had a good time, made some friends and met up with some old friends I've made on other travels. Was a nice trip, probs won't go back unless I have a gf or something in the future that insists on going, I've had my fill of it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        good for you. All the best

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Marathon the ann frank house

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dutch people are incredibly unfriendly

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to chill somewhere, there is a nice movie theatre/bar called The Kriterion.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Visit the zoo on truffles
    Vizit amaze high as a kite
    Have fun!

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How about DMT, does anyone know where we could find some? It is simply not available in Serbia or anywhere else nearby in Europe.
    Help?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    go to Den Hague instead

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