>Have native american passport
>Get TEFL certified
>Teach english online for 20 bucks an hour
>Get dozens of students
>As an native english speaker and teacher you can get a work visa in any place (provided you have a bachelor degree) and moonlight as an online teacher, but you could also visa run your way through the world as you teach your classes in a hotel or whatnot
>earn upwards of 3k a month, making you a king in any and all third world countries
Literally what prevents any wagie from at least doing the teaching online thing and triple their salaries ?
I once signed a contract to go teach in English in China, but when I told my mom (I had just graduated college and was still living with her) she said "oh that's great - you'll have such a wonderful time" and then she burned my passport while I was sleeping that night and told me to get a real job. It was not really that funny at the time.
Did you at least narc her for destroying federal property?
No, I just applied for a new one, paid for express processing, and managed to keep my date with the consulate/embassy. Luckily she burned the passport before I had the actual visa stamp in it or it might have been a much bigger problem. If only she had been a bit more patient or strategic, she could have stopped me, but luckily she is neither of those things.
why is she a crazy bitch. do u still talk to her
I went for 1 year, got everything I wanted out of it, and now I have a good job and a normal life, just like I knew I would. She is a bit insane but she can't control it so I try not to hold it against her. Maybe 5% of the time she can't be reasoned with, but the rest of the time she's fine, so I don't cut her off or anything like that.
While your mom is total lunatic she's right, get a real job. English teachers are the lowest form of White trash.
what a cunt
that's a
>break contact for at least 5 years
move for me
my mother once contacted the FOB (forward operating base) I was stationed at to claim there was a family emergency and I needed to return home immediately
my commanding officer woke me up in the middle of the night and told me I was flying out in a few hours on the next helo, because my mother had said little sister had an accident and was in the hospital, and it was bad and she wanted me there ASAP
except I had literally just gotten off the phone with her before I put my head down, so I called her back and asked if anything was going on and she said everything was fine, my CO was....displeased. I reluctantly contacted my mother and asked her what the fuck, and she said she was
>just trying to save my life
because
>she had a dream where I was killed in an attack
so of course she would lie to and manipulate the actual US military to get what she wanted
>Teach English for 20 bucks an hour
The rates have gone WAY down. Used to be 35 bucks an hour but COVID fucked it all up. Too many people were applying for the job during covid and they decreased the wages dramatically. I think it's like 15 dollars an hour now if you're lucky (I don't teach anymore). They are also replacing some teachers with Filipinos to save even more money. Shame as I fucking loved that job.
>>Have native american passport
good morning SIR how to pls creampie SIR
>have native american passport
>dont have to pay taxes on gas or cigarettes
>get drunk on firewater and shoplifted mouthwash
>molest niece whenever i get horny
>lose wallet every 3 days
>HEYA HEYA HEYA HEYA HEYA
such is life in the white man’s world
>3k a month
>36k per year
>upwards into 50k per year assuming 1k extra each month
Am I missing something or is this some sort of joke