Anti-Pick Pocket Tactics

When going around big cities is it worthwhile to randomly shout out 'pick pocket!' to warn off any incoming thieves?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Walk around naked, so you won't have any pockets to pick

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >inb4 you feel a gypsy's slimy finger snaking up your asshole

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes you should do that OP
    I can imagine it now some fat autist randomly screaming PICK POCKET!!!! like some sperg while walking amongst crowds.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what about inside cafe's and restaurants?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes make sure to yell it loudly in between bites of your lunch and sips of your coffee. it is the most efficient way to keep pick pockets away

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes make sure to yell it loudly in between bites of your lunch and sips of your coffee. it is the most efficient way to keep pick pockets away

      lmao autistic OP btfo

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        fat too hehheh

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cut a hole in one of your trouser pockets and thread your dick into it.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pickpockets are pussies. They don't want confrontation. I walked around the shittest areas of Paris and not one guy hassled me because I was aware of my surroundings and I have bad resting bitch face. Literally all you need is confidence

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I have bad resting bitch face. Literally all you need is confidence
      Practically this. Just walk with purpose and look pissed.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can't even stop to look at a tourist attraction or muds will harass you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pickpockets are pussies. They don't want confrontation
      I believe it is a sound business tactic, to minimize any threat of violence, and being caught for bigger crimes.
      A week ago I was in Barcelona and a French kid (Maghrebi?) stole my phone. I realized this soon and managed to chase him down, where he handed the phone back without question.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I tried this once
      got tackled to the ground by a metro janny because he was checking fares in the tunnel and I was too busy being a stone cold badass trying not to get mugged to let anyone accost me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I was too busy being a stone cold badass
        >janny tackles you to the ground
        sounds like you were and are a pussy bitch

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    PICK POCKET! PICK POCKET!

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This baby
    >tough as nails
    >holds everything you need
    >people will think you are ex military or a navy seal
    >no one will fuck with you because of this
    >TSA won't go through your shit
    >hostel fucko's won't mess with you
    >women dig it because they think you are military

    Best investment you can make.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you lift. Otherwise people will just assume you're mentally ill or homeless

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    PICK POCKET PICK POCKET!!!!!!!!!!

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I forgot to tell you ALWAYS yell it while pissing at the urinal you dont want those pick pockets getting you while you are at your most vulnerable

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just get a bluetooth speaker and hang it from your bag and set it to blast PICK POCKET in several different languages on repeat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      good idea

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would love an excuse to beat the shit out of some random manlet lowlife.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they send kids to pickpocket hoping you will beat them up, at which point they go to the police (who are in on it) and extort you
      make sure you always check the ID of your opponent before engaging in fisticuffs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >organized child crime
        >cops are in on it too
        For fuck's sake. What shitholes does this happen in?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Greece

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anywhere that has children begging, e.g. most of tropical Asia, there's a high probability that they are controlled by and kick back money to organized crime.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Show a fake FBI badge even if you aren't American and the cops will not bother you. They don't want any trouble with American citizens, especially someone who is FBI.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >FBI
          Dat meme

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    asses

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >screaming 'pickpocket' randomly in huge crowds
    Funniest shit I read all day

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fill your pockets with honey

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever someone bumps into you, grab their wrist and check your pockets. The only people who get pick pocketed are spineless beta males who let strangers touch them without consequence.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kept my wallet and other belongings in my front pockets. Regardless, I don't know how people don't notice themselves getting pickpocketed. I feel everything, even with pants on.
    But the best advice is to not travel to areas that have:
    Illegal blacks (in Europe)
    European styled brown people
    Fat chinks
    Skinny brown chinks (flip flop mode)
    All the monkeys from Brazil
    Gypsies
    Kids that are European styled brown
    Asian kids that are too brown
    Blacks from a civil war torn African country
    Shifty middle eastern browns in the US (cities only)

    Follow that list and you won't get pickpocketed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I rubber band my wallet & phones, makes shit sticky. But I think a good chunk of the population are NPCs. If you have a decent enough sneak level, you can pickpocket without being noticed. That's how I rationalize it. I hate people being near me, and I'm hyper aware. On a few occasions, almost always in Spain, I've grabbed a few people's hands trying to get into my pocket.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesnt europe make a law like saudi arabia where thieves immediately get their hands cut off

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they will have many saudi laws soon enough

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm doing a eurotrip this winter.
    Basically my plan is:
    >keep small wallet with some loose cash that I don't mind getting stolen
    >Have neck pouch that has passports, tickets, cards, whatever; but rather than wearing it around my neck like a gay I'll either have it crossed over my body (on top of my shirt but under my jackets) or I'll put it in one of my zipper jacket pockets
    I'd say it's overkill but this is my first time in Europe and it's for 3 months so I'd rather be careful than careless.
    Having the pouch on top of my shirt also saves me having to awkwardly fumble around under my shirt or reach down into my pants if I got one of those fanny packs.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you get jeans with pockets that have padlocks?

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've personally found that looking as well as smelling like shit is a great deterrent when it comes to pickpockets and other street hustlers, and the best part is that it is completely free.
    You'll also deter the rest of society however, which might be viewed as a downside by some.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It depends on the place. Some of them may get pretty violent because you're making their job difficult

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