Any frens been to a ClubMed resort?

What was your experience with a ClubMed or all-inclusive resort? Did you enjoy it, frens?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went to a Club Med once, for a week, because I had small children and the place had on-site childcare/dedicated kids’ activities. It was, all in all, very relaxing and I am glad I went; got to spend some quality time on-on-one with my wife and also romp on a beach with the offspring. But it’s not something I would have considered before, nor something I have considered doing since.

    Club Med in particular seemed mostly to be aiming for the midrange family tourism market, so it’s not something I think most of SighSee is looking for, but I have no regrets about going.

    I don’t disapprove of all-inclusives as a general rule; I think they can be great for someone who’s just looking to relax on a beach and who likes hanging out in a resort setting. But like most people here and elsewhere I prefer putting trips together on my own.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, it was a gay thing for a week in Mexico and honestly it was pretty fun, but it also isn't really my scene. It was a little too flamboyant for me and hard to find guys masculine enough. Managed to get to know 14 of them though and it was quite easy, didn't even need to go on the apps, I would just get approached randomly. There was a lot of drama. Wasn't as full of old people as I thought. In terms of relaxation it was great. In terms of the gay scene, tacky. Went to my first drag show and it was atrociously unfunny. Seriously they all do the same gig and people just eat it up. Food was terrible. Probably because they make it for several hundred people. Hotel room great. Pools great. Drinks great. Won't do it again though.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All inclusive has low level food. There are enough options that you can find something decent and the seafood is likely fresh, but it is really lower tier than a respectable person would eat.

    Other than that it's a good deal for kids and as a stress remover. HUGE STRESS REMOVER.
    You are on vacation. Not having to consider how, when, or cost of food let's you relax a lot.

    If you eat well regularly you will have some degree of bowel trouble.
    Maybe eat fast food a couple days a week before going to prepare. 7 days of all inclusive WILL have effects.

    Now, if you eat fast food anyway and are fat. It's a total no brainer. Get all inclusive and never consider anything else.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    frick off and make your own thread

    I went to a Club Med once, for a week, because I had small children and the place had on-site childcare/dedicated kids’ activities. It was, all in all, very relaxing and I am glad I went; got to spend some quality time on-on-one with my wife and also romp on a beach with the offspring. But it’s not something I would have considered before, nor something I have considered doing since.

    Club Med in particular seemed mostly to be aiming for the midrange family tourism market, so it’s not something I think most of SighSee is looking for, but I have no regrets about going.

    I don’t disapprove of all-inclusives as a general rule; I think they can be great for someone who’s just looking to relax on a beach and who likes hanging out in a resort setting. But like most people here and elsewhere I prefer putting trips together on my own.

    good point. is there a clubmed equivalent for a SighSeener? maybe a hostel-med, kek

    Yeah, it was a gay thing for a week in Mexico and honestly it was pretty fun, but it also isn't really my scene. It was a little too flamboyant for me and hard to find guys masculine enough. Managed to get to know 14 of them though and it was quite easy, didn't even need to go on the apps, I would just get approached randomly. There was a lot of drama. Wasn't as full of old people as I thought. In terms of relaxation it was great. In terms of the gay scene, tacky. Went to my first drag show and it was atrociously unfunny. Seriously they all do the same gig and people just eat it up. Food was terrible. Probably because they make it for several hundred people. Hotel room great. Pools great. Drinks great. Won't do it again though.

    why are you gay?

    All inclusive has low level food. There are enough options that you can find something decent and the seafood is likely fresh, but it is really lower tier than a respectable person would eat.

    Other than that it's a good deal for kids and as a stress remover. HUGE STRESS REMOVER.
    You are on vacation. Not having to consider how, when, or cost of food let's you relax a lot.

    If you eat well regularly you will have some degree of bowel trouble.
    Maybe eat fast food a couple days a week before going to prepare. 7 days of all inclusive WILL have effects.

    Now, if you eat fast food anyway and are fat. It's a total no brainer. Get all inclusive and never consider anything else.

    good point on the food. i went on a cruise and took a 7 day dump like the titanic. an iceberg of rock hard poo. took about 3 hrs ngl. idk what i shouldve eaten diffferently, maybe less carbs, more oil, idk. i blame the cruise ship

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make your own thread
      This is my thread which is why I'm trying to get ~inclusive~ recommendations that are queer-fwendly 😛

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        take it up with clubmed if you went to their homosexual resort and couldnt even get a chimp to burgle you, topzozzles. not my problem.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why aren't you gay?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tommy mommy hypnotized me fren

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is there a clubmed equivalent for a SighSeener? maybe a hostel-med, kek

      I know it’s not a serious question, but I feel like the SighSee population includes more than a few people who are into or would theoretically enjoy the kinds of places that market themselves as “party hostels.” Sleep in our cheap gross dorms near places that sell drugs, and let us sell you beer and organize pub crawls. And some of the more sex-obsessed types are surely the kinds of people who dig “adults only resorts,” which I’m only guessing about, but which always seemed like they would have a vaguely skeezy swinger/exhibitionist undercurrent. For the extreme fringes of that subset, some of the venerable naturist resorts around Cap d’Agde have been overrun for decades at this point by various perverts, most visible among them kinky and queer perverts, sometimes to the chagrin of the old-school purist nudists with chaste mindsets.

      Then there are things like Contiki, which a friend of mine did as a student, and which I vaguely understood as an alcohol-poisoning-fueled package tour for drinking-age teenagers.

      That’s probably got 60%+ of SighSee visitors taken care of? Not quite all-inclusive, of course. I doubt there’s any single umbrella IRL.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >frick off and make your own thread
      Lurk moar, fren...

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We've been to both Desires in Cancun (Puerto Morales), all inclusive...very inclusive. Always have a GREAT time, but you can't go alone, Anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why cant i go alone fren? theyre tryna get everyone to frick after all. kek

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Cult of Passion

    So strange you prefer unattractive women, as if the masculine, non-attractive, aspect is what you desire, much like women tend to do with a big scruffly burr.

    Shes yer beurrr.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yea ok whatever the frick a beurrr is u gaywad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Cult of Passion

        >gaywad
        Youre confusing.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Cult of Passion

    >ClubMed
    Nah, I just stay at whatever and use the local gym with rusty equipment.

    Unless I was a beach tour in some SE Asian country, Im going resort and private beach. Frick all that dirty ass, garbage filled, nasty ass beaches.....place ia fricking gross, Id rather sunbathe in the Saharah.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Cult of Passion

      >in the Saharah.
      Crystal clear sand, look at that sanitary bliss! Im not worrying about the water on my feet giving me a fungal infection because the sewage line comes out some meters away lol.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i wish i could clean mommys fungal infection clean off her stinky french feet. uma delicia fren

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Kek I don't know why but this is the only joke that never gets old

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how much is coated her to get her Spot removed, as soon as she made big money she did it immediately kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol you know mommy manon fiorot well fren. i actually liked her beauty marks. the mark of a true tomboy fren. (2 bumps on her chin)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why the hell did you like that, gross man. What if you accidentally lick them while kissing?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Club Med in Quebec is terrible in case anyone is wondering.

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