Anyone been? Anyone been able to pick up chicks from/in NK?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you high? You can't pick up chicks there, the only people you will talk to are the others in your tour group and the guides who double as spies.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe YOU cant pick up chicks in NK. Gotta imagine you can convince a tour guide.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        miscegenation is illegal in korea because they believe they need to preseve the pure korean bloodline, you will get gulaged for trying, stick to SEA you retard

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I spent about a week in Pyongyang.
    Soulless, gray, depressing place, people look ragged and walk like zombies, there’s very little to see except monuments of the Kim monument or that tacky ass hotel in the middle of the city, food is not only bland, it’s also expensive and not very varied.
    I didn’t talk with anybody, much less women on the street since you’re assigned a guard that follows you everywhere.
    The closest humanity has ever gotten to creating Oceania from 1984

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does every foreigner get a guard? Or does it depend on the country you traveled from?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ALL OF THEM!!!
        Every foreign national, no matter where they come from, has to apply for a visitor’s visa, get thoroughly searched at the airport and then get assigned a guard that follows them everywhere for the entire trip.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          But what if I am an Alpha male?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're a braindead male with your stupid ass thread

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They let you guard yourself, and if you're lucky you get a pic with Kim and his smokeshow sister

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ALL OF THEM!!!
          Only if they're tourists.
          Foreign students, embassy workers, NGO and business people residing in Pyongyang can move around in the city "unsupervised", i.e. they aren't directly followed.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you want NK women, learn to speak Chinese and make friends in NE China and you can almost certainly find them as prosties. But afaik zero chance of doing it inside of NK

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    went to a small city on the chinese border called sinuiju as an add on for my tour. hotel i stayed in had a pool table so i played pool all night (nothing else to do) with the korean girl who was the attendant of the games room, she absolutely mauled me in about a dozen games, and i'm a decent player. didn't hit it, though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pathetic

      No, you can't get laid in North Korea. Your tour handlers will never leave you alone, you will not be given space to flirt with a local, even if you do you will not be able to bring her back to the hotel room, and the tour guides will not risk their cushy job, relatively high salary and steady stream of food in a starving nation just to hop on your dick for 5 minutes.

      I mean I guess I can see your POV

      Are you all trying to tell me that north korean chicks are something no westerner has ever experienced?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s entirely possible no westerner has hit nk pussy inside their borders in recent memory. If you do it(and film it of course) and somehow get the film out of nk without being executed you’d be a legend. I’m not saying you should do it of course, only stating that you would in fact be a living hero among men. I assume you’d be given the highest honor/medal from your home country, those meme degrees from all the top universities and probably you’d be appointed a saint by the pope(2 miracles are fucking a nk girl inside that country and actually getting the tape out without being killed). Im not man enough to do it but probably someone is. No one should try it though

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fucking build a monument to that individual.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only one guy comes to mind and its the Spaniard shill who runs/ran the "Friends of North Korea" thing. The dude was made a resident of the country IIRC and may be the only westerner in living memory who has been able to smash nork pussy because he didn't need handlers.

          Pathetic

          [...]
          I mean I guess I can see your POV

          Are you all trying to tell me that north korean chicks are something no westerner has ever experienced?

          It's not my POV its reality. You are not allowed to stray from your handlers, doing so is a serious problem. Even when you get put into beaches on the extended tours they apportion out a section of beach just for you so that you do not interact with locals. If you magically take a local back to your hotel, the people running the hotel will absolutely inform your handler or police of the situation. You are never not being watched when you're outside of your room (though some argue the rooms are bugged as well).

          If you want to fuck a north korean girl, you need to find an escapee or go for a hooker in china. Those are more sex slave than hooker though so there's an extra layer of moral reprehension in that. Norks working abroad also have a handler in charge so they tend to self segregate and isolate despite the opportunities (and most are male anyway).

          https://i.imgur.com/BSv8Ok2.jpg

          Seems like you'd have better opportunity in the south because nork defectors are discriminated against and probably lonely.

          This, but even so a lot of norks in south korea dont want to admit they're norks for this exact reason and general safety concerns.

          But why, they are the same race, live right next to each other, were the same country recently(ish), and it’s not like the north can help they were born in the shithole part of the country.

          >same race
          they dont care
          >same country-ish
          but now they're not, different culture, technological levels, economy, lived experiences... A LOT is different.
          >they cant help it
          but unlike the west, they dont want to give up their own opportunity to aid the descendants of people who recently-ish tried to kill your grandparents in a civil war that actually split the country. Hard enough to get ahead in Sork, why make it harder by tossing gibs to norks?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Only one guy comes to mind and its the Spaniard shill who runs/ran the "Friends of North Korea" thing.
            He never had a North Korean passport or a visa besides the usual tourist visas he got for the groups he led.
            The uniform he's wearing has been bought by him, as have been most of his pin, his Kim badge being the notable exception.
            This guy has been considered a laughing stock until the "The Mole" documentary exposed him as the useful idiot he is.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s entirely possible no westerner has hit nk pussy inside their borders in recent memory. If you do it(and film it of course) and somehow get the film out of nk without being executed you’d be a legend. I’m not saying you should do it of course, only stating that you would in fact be a living hero among men. I assume you’d be given the highest honor/medal from your home country, those meme degrees from all the top universities and probably you’d be appointed a saint by the pope(2 miracles are fucking a nk girl inside that country and actually getting the tape out without being killed). Im not man enough to do it but probably someone is. No one should try it though

        Only one guy comes to mind and its the Spaniard shill who runs/ran the "Friends of North Korea" thing. The dude was made a resident of the country IIRC and may be the only westerner in living memory who has been able to smash nork pussy because he didn't need handlers.
        [...]
        It's not my POV its reality. You are not allowed to stray from your handlers, doing so is a serious problem. Even when you get put into beaches on the extended tours they apportion out a section of beach just for you so that you do not interact with locals. If you magically take a local back to your hotel, the people running the hotel will absolutely inform your handler or police of the situation. You are never not being watched when you're outside of your room (though some argue the rooms are bugged as well).

        If you want to fuck a north korean girl, you need to find an escapee or go for a hooker in china. Those are more sex slave than hooker though so there's an extra layer of moral reprehension in that. Norks working abroad also have a handler in charge so they tend to self segregate and isolate despite the opportunities (and most are male anyway).
        [...]
        This, but even so a lot of norks in south korea dont want to admit they're norks for this exact reason and general safety concerns.
        [...]
        >same race
        they dont care
        >same country-ish
        but now they're not, different culture, technological levels, economy, lived experiences... A LOT is different.
        >they cant help it
        but unlike the west, they dont want to give up their own opportunity to aid the descendants of people who recently-ish tried to kill your grandparents in a civil war that actually split the country. Hard enough to get ahead in Sork, why make it harder by tossing gibs to norks?

        You're all looking at this the wrong way. You don't get chicks in North Korea by running game at a club (no clubs) or swiping on tinder (no tinder). You do it by making yourself useful to the regime. Bring them a shitload of money, or some weapons, or even just some good publicity, and they'll hook you up with someone from the "sunshine regiment," which is their official military prostitute unit. Dennis Rodman probably got laid in North Korea.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd wager my life saving Dennis Rodman gets laid in North Korea

          • 2 months ago
            NK Anon

            >I'd wager my life saving Dennis Rodman gets laid in North Korea

            I know the backstory from someone who was there - dont believe he got laid, but they did spend a few days drinking and jet skiing with the girls of the Moranbong Band out in Wonsan.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd wager my life saving Dennis Rodman gets laid in North Korea

          Not so sure about that, they are xenophobic to a degree of kidnapping foreign women to have them marry useful foreigners.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice digits, not sure what you mean

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              He means that all the foreigners living in North Korea for propaganda reasons (American defectors, sympathisers, etc.) ended up marrying other foreigners.
              Also, nice digits!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Are you all trying to tell me that north korean chicks are something no westerner has ever experienced?
        funny thing is, north korean men probably fucked a lot of western girls more while western men hasn't fucked a single north korean women yet in its existence.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >western men hasn't fucked a single north korean women yet in its existence.

          That we know of. I am sure this is true of North Korean women IN North Korea, but there are plenty who escape and live in China and other countries. I'm sure at least one of them has turned to prostitution and been fucked by a western whoremaxxer.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, you can't get laid in North Korea. Your tour handlers will never leave you alone, you will not be given space to flirt with a local, even if you do you will not be able to bring her back to the hotel room, and the tour guides will not risk their cushy job, relatively high salary and steady stream of food in a starving nation just to hop on your dick for 5 minutes.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like you'd have better opportunity in the south because nork defectors are discriminated against and probably lonely.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But why, they are the same race, live right next to each other, were the same country recently(ish), and it’s not like the north can help they were born in the shithole part of the country.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Old people hate them because they think of them as spies or operatives.
        Young people hate them because they get affirmative action in an ultra-competitive society.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is something off about that guy. i've seen him on arirang. NK defectors are boring in general but she is out of his league even though she is worthless.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy again. He posted some months ago about how he's alpha chad and could get pussy in DPRK. He is so obviously a basement-dwelling kissless virgin who has never left his home state.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop projecting anon.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure Dennis rodman doesn't go anywhere where he's not getting laid. That being said, I'm pretty sure he's bi right? Do you think he also banged a nork dude?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The place to fuck best Koreans is unironically Thailand.
    They usually have menial jobs there as it’s a crucial stop in getting to worst Korea as a refugee.
    South Korean church’s operate from Bangkok to help asylum seekers from the north.
    North Korean girls are kind of gold diggers, I’ve fucked 3. And sexually they don’t match the local talent in Bangkok

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody has been able to fuck a Nork chick, not even the defectors that lived there for decades. If you did it, you'd be the first man in history to do it.

    • 2 months ago
      NK Anon

      >Nobody has been able to fuck a Nork chick, not even the defectors that lived there for decades. If you did it, you'd be the first man in history to do it.

      I know someone who has....

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was the Austrian rail fan who got the train from Vienna to Pyongyang via the Russian border. At one point this was technically permitted on the NK tourist visas. Quite possibly the most unsupervised white guy in NK for decades, at least for a day or two. He didn’t get any opportunities.

    It is the forbidden kingdom.

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