>be on vacation in bongland. >see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk. >like a graceful penguin with gout

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least I'm not Brazilian.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      amen

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know. Imagine the miracle it takes to actually be born.
        >In 1 mL of sperm it normally contains 100 million sperm.
        >Sperms and eggs are released in large quantities, there is only one egg cell to four sperm cells. The chances of this happening are 1 in 400 quadrillions.
        >Now the probability of your parents meeting. If they met one new person of the opposite sex every day from age 15 to 40, that would be about 10,000 people. Let's confine the pool of possible people they could meet to 1/10th of the world's population 20 years go (1/10th of 4 billion = 400 million)
        >So what's the probability of your being born? It's the probability of 2.5 million people getting together -- about the population of San Diego -- each to play a game of dice with trillion-sided dice. They each roll the dice -- and they all come up the exact same number -- say, 550,343,279,001.
        Now imagine you get through all that. And find out you're Brazilian.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Or worse, you're a paki

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >paki/loicense
            Same 2 insults from you dumb ape mutts everyday

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              at least we are crative
              >250 years 380 million immigrants
              >250 years more morons than south africa
              >250 years now spanish is your native language
              etc
              goblins have no imagination

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Deracinated muttoids. They have the creative spark of the aussie aborigine. They have ceased to be White.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                australians are dull mutted cunts n all

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aussies atleast have some good bants. They also share our talent for soldiering.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >At least I'm not Brazilian.
      Brazil > Pakistan

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >At least I'm not Brazilian.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Three straight 10/10s. I see no issue with that picture.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They'll help save you on the heating bills

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Complete larp but she's known to be extremely awkward like this in person. So idk how to feel about this post.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don’t have to feel anything

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So be a bot like you?

        Prove it’s a larp

        OP needs to prove it isn't a larp. Expecting me to prove a negative is stupid moron behavior.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prove it’s a larp

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best thread in the catalog

  4. 2 months ago
    Diogenes masturbating in the town square of Corinth to the titillation of the public

    SEXOOO

  5. 2 months ago
    Diogenes masturbating in the town square of Corinth to the titillation of the public

    >OL IN OUT

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t know she was Australian

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that a can of pledge surface cleaner?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Second best thread on 4chan right now, after the Ye general of course.

    • 2 months ago
      Diogenes masturbating in the town square of Corinth to the titillation of the public

      such a qt

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Feed your doggos and keep your hands off our English roses you

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fuck you you limey cunt, monarch cock suckin' paki lovin' tea drinkin' crumpet eatin' peasant

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Silence Tyrone. Apply lotion to your mutilated garden gnome slave penis at once and calm down.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ello Gov'nor

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would definitely put it in her if she still looked like that. She looks like an alien now.

    Maisie used to be such a decent fuck. I hate feminism.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    at least im not
    american
    brazilian
    argentinian
    mexican

    or the rest of the shitskin races

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      These rocket engineers were very clever covering their handguns with bags like that.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quality post.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Noone calling out this copypasta? I hate you gays like you wouldn't believe .

    Funny anyways

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, the ending sucks. It's too anti-climactic

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was funnier when OP was a german

    I can't suspend my disbelief with a brazillian flag as you guys arent known for being posh

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
    Best line LMAO

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