>Be westerner
>Take a shit
>Wipe with paper
>Go on with their day with shit stained ass
How are they still ok with this, it's 2023
>Be westerner. >Take a shit. >Wipe with paper. >Go on with their day with shit stained ass
>Be westerner
>Take a shit
>Wipe with paper
>Go on with their day with shit stained ass
How are they still ok with this, it's 2023
Never 69 a white woman. Crusty buttholes everytime
are you telling me that isn't normal? i thought that was the point.
As an American I agree. It’s disgusting. Even if you total wipe yourself clean, you still have shit residue within your ass crack. When you sweat that shit residue becomes mixed with your sweat and seeps into the fabric of your boxers.
It’s just fucking disgusting. You can’t confidently tongue a girls butthole in America without worrying about licking literal fecal matter
this is why i carry wetwipes with me for everytime i need to shit in public
ocd/germophobe bros rise up
>be westerner
>take a shit
>wipe with paper
>take a shower
>dry off
>go on my day with a clean ass
It's that simple. If you shit irregularly or at random times of the day, stop eating goyslop.
Why does this artstyle look so damn familiar
Is it from that fucked up Shion Byakuyasomething chick?
I use spit on the paper. Spit cleans better than water.
Pakis/filthy Muslims, you know the people that wipe their ass and actual shit with their bare hands and water think they’re in any place to educate everyone else.
News flash: you fucking reek of sweat and overpowering cheap oud cologne. You eat with shit particles underneath your fingernails.
Saudi Arabian here, muslims wash every part of their body 5 times everyday before prayer. And do it again after taking a shit or pissing. Cum recently? You must shower otherwise you're in haram. We use both water AND paper
what the fuck is wrong with you retards, you only wipe the asshole, you don't fucking smear that shit paper all the way down your crack. If you got shit in your crack then you aren't shitting right, you need to spread your fucking cheeks apart so the shit doesn't touch anything but the asshole
Amerifats have poor digestion from their goyslop diet, which gives them messy greasy shits. One often has to wipe six or more times just for the paper to come up clean. Passing all that sludge irritates the asshole, as does all that wiping. This is why we are so obsessed with ultra-soft toilet paper.
Honestly diet is a bigger problem than paper vs water.
>be Indian/muslim/african
>skin looks like actual shit
>wipe my ass with water and fingers
>shitty water spills on my rear, wipe with my designated shitting towel (or is it my brother's one?)
>goes on with my life and contaminate everything i touch with bacterias
>go online tell the superior race how to clean feces
>mfw he already knows
>die of e.ecoli at age 43, the average for my country
I own a portable bidet. Never leave home without it
>be brown
>wipe hand with fingers
>walk around with shit on my hands
Or
>be brown
>use bum gun
>walk around with wet ass all day
Wet wipes plus shower is the only civilized way to keep everything properly clean imo. Other methods all have complications and aren't nearly as thorough. Downside, you can get irritated from the chemicals in the wet wipes and toilets may not do well with flushing them down. Water+soap+paper like how some Jap toilets are set up could work as well, it's just much messier. You definitely need to follow up with a shower in any case, shit is too gross to leave it up to wiping alone. Unfortunately can't do that when you're out and about. My body has learned to hold in shit until there is a shower available
you have to shitposting. You don't actually take a shower every time you shit do you?
I do. I don't like the thought of knowing I have more shit particles hanging around than I could have helped.
Wipe ass with toilet paper. Hand clean and ass clean.
Wash ass with water. Touch and turn on tap/ faucet with shit covered hand. Wash hands and touch shit tainted tap/ faucet to turn off.
Come back at night to brush teeth. Touch shit covered tap/ faucet to turn on.
Toilet paper is better unless you want shit on your tap / faucet.
Anon, you know you can wet some toilet paper before you shit... right?