>Be westerner. >Take a shit. >Wipe with paper. >Go on with their day with shit stained ass

>Be westerner
>Take a shit
>Wipe with paper
>Go on with their day with shit stained ass

How are they still ok with this, it's 2023

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never 69 a white woman. Crusty buttholes everytime

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you telling me that isn't normal? i thought that was the point.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    As an American I agree. It’s disgusting. Even if you total wipe yourself clean, you still have shit residue within your ass crack. When you sweat that shit residue becomes mixed with your sweat and seeps into the fabric of your boxers.

    It’s just fricking disgusting. You can’t confidently tongue a girls butthole in America without worrying about licking literal fecal matter

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is why i carry wetwipes with me for everytime i need to shit in public
    ocd/germophobe bros rise up

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be westerner
    >take a shit
    >wipe with paper
    >take a shower
    >dry off
    >go on my day with a clean ass
    It's that simple. If you shit irregularly or at random times of the day, stop eating goyslop.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this artstyle look so damn familiar
    Is it from that fricked up Shion Byakuyasomething chick?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use spit on the paper. Spit cleans better than water.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pakis/filthy Muslims, you know the people that wipe their ass and actual shit with their bare hands and water think they’re in any place to educate everyone else.

    News flash: you fricking reek of sweat and overpowering cheap oud cologne. You eat with shit particles underneath your fingernails.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saudi Arabian here, muslims wash every part of their body 5 times everyday before prayer. And do it again after taking a shit or pissing. Cum recently? You must shower otherwise you're in haram. We use both water AND paper

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is wrong with you morons, you only wipe the butthole, you don't fricking smear that shit paper all the way down your crack. If you got shit in your crack then you aren't shitting right, you need to spread your fricking cheeks apart so the shit doesn't touch anything but the butthole

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amerifats have poor digestion from their goyslop diet, which gives them messy greasy shits. One often has to wipe six or more times just for the paper to come up clean. Passing all that sludge irritates the butthole, as does all that wiping. This is why we are so obsessed with ultra-soft toilet paper.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly diet is a bigger problem than paper vs water.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be Indian/muslim/african
    >skin looks like actual shit
    >wipe my ass with water and fingers
    >shitty water spills on my rear, wipe with my designated shitting towel (or is it my brother's one?)
    >goes on with my life and contaminate everything i touch with bacterias
    >go online tell the superior race how to clean feces
    >mfw he already knows
    >die of e.ecoli at age 43, the average for my country

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I own a portable bidet. Never leave home without it

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be brown
    >wipe hand with fingers
    >walk around with shit on my hands
    Or
    >be brown
    >use bum gun
    >walk around with wet ass all day

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wet wipes plus shower is the only civilized way to keep everything properly clean imo. Other methods all have complications and aren't nearly as thorough. Downside, you can get irritated from the chemicals in the wet wipes and toilets may not do well with flushing them down. Water+soap+paper like how some Jap toilets are set up could work as well, it's just much messier. You definitely need to follow up with a shower in any case, shit is too gross to leave it up to wiping alone. Unfortunately can't do that when you're out and about. My body has learned to hold in shit until there is a shower available

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have to shitposting. You don't actually take a shower every time you shit do you?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do. I don't like the thought of knowing I have more shit particles hanging around than I could have helped.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wipe ass with toilet paper. Hand clean and ass clean.

    Wash ass with water. Touch and turn on tap/ faucet with shit covered hand. Wash hands and touch shit tainted tap/ faucet to turn off.

    Come back at night to brush teeth. Touch shit covered tap/ faucet to turn on.

    Toilet paper is better unless you want shit on your tap / faucet.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, you know you can wet some toilet paper before you shit... right?

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