Best place to pull a Leaving Las Vegas?

I currently live in Chicago, and have been around a good portion of the US as well as France, I liked Hawaii and Marseille the most out of my travels. I get nothing but dull hedonism out of the globohomosexual urban experience, and I am simply tired of trying to make my way around this.
I have roughly $6k to blow, where would this go the farthest?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This took me a second, but what OP's asking is where he could basically drink himself to death. Idk if he also has hookers in mind.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In that case Russia?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The first place that came to my mind is some of the hedonistic hellholes in Southeast Asia, like Angeles City, Philippines or Phnom Penh. It seems like there are places in Latin America you could do this too, like the cities in Colombia.

    • 1 year ago
      OP

      Not necessarily. Sex doesn't feel good without love to me. I'd also consider somewhere with psychedelics.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You know, I think I'll still stick with Southeast Asia, even though those places are most notorious for sexpats. Reason being, even if you aren't one, those places are super cheap, they're warm and have beaches, and they cater to tourists and expats. So basically comfortable living and cheap booze. Parts of Mexico would probably work too, as long as you avoid the dangerous parts. Colombia works. Philippines and Cambodia. I bet Puerto Rico would be fine.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Before pulling a Leaving Las Vegas, you must meet certain criteria:

    >blow up every personal and professional relationship
    >this includes any ties to your ex-wife and kid
    >get fired from your job as a screenwriter
    >meet a hooker with a heart of gold

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP but one and two are done
      I’m not a screenwriter (though I did sell a couple of pilots in the early aughts that never went anywhere) but this is well on the way to happening as well
      luckily I’m handsome so I’ve only ever paid for sex once, when I was a young man reeling from heartbreak. the event felt so seedy and…transactional that i felt disgusted with myself and never paid for sex again
      I would like to die with someone around though…
      Alcohol was never my thing. Such a shitty drug. My thing was oxy and coke, have been clean for 3 years but after a few setbacks that are virtually unfixable, I’ve decided to speedball my way to hell

      I’ve been thinking Medellin or Santa Marta, OP…might fit for you as well. Cheap and plentiful coke and pharmaceuticals, beautiful women, beautiful scenery….yep, sound like somewhere nice to die

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Please don't do this Anon. There are no setbacks that are unfixable. No one wants this for you, and you shouldn't want it for yourself either.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. Love heals all. Never forget it.

          Not OP but one and two are done
          I’m not a screenwriter (though I did sell a couple of pilots in the early aughts that never went anywhere) but this is well on the way to happening as well
          luckily I’m handsome so I’ve only ever paid for sex once, when I was a young man reeling from heartbreak. the event felt so seedy and…transactional that i felt disgusted with myself and never paid for sex again
          I would like to die with someone around though…
          Alcohol was never my thing. Such a shitty drug. My thing was oxy and coke, have been clean for 3 years but after a few setbacks that are virtually unfixable, I’ve decided to speedball my way to hell

          I’ve been thinking Medellin or Santa Marta, OP…might fit for you as well. Cheap and plentiful coke and pharmaceuticals, beautiful women, beautiful scenery….yep, sound like somewhere nice to die

          Pray. God loves you unconditionally. It'll start the process.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why not do the original and go for Vegas?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    eastern europe

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