Best Seat of the three

Which one reigns supreme?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I generally prefer aisle seats for the easier bathroom access. I really don't want to be at the mercy of other passengers every time I want to take a piss. I'm less picky with seats if I'm on the emergency row, or Economy Plus.

    But let's not kid ourselves. Of course Business Class is gonna be better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why are you even asking

      >I generally prefer aisle seats for the easier bathroom access

      Aisle all the way
      I liked the window seat as a kid, but now I’m a tall adult, and the option of stretching one leg out in the aisle is worth paying the extra $50 for
      I was however on a half capacity transatlantic flight earlier this year where I got the whole middle row to myself and that was nice, folded up the armrests and spread both legs out

      >option of stretching one leg out in the aisle

      Aisle seat > Window seat > Middle seat
      unless you're a manlet, you should automatically be going for the aisle when given the option.
      window seat is for snoozers, children, and thots
      middle seat is kys-tier. all this "two arm rests, bro!" is pure cope.

      >window seat is for snoozers, children, and thots

      As soon as you sit down in the middle seat you become a literal subhuman with zero rights for the entire duration of the flight. Aisle kings reign supreme, plus you get a better view of the hot flight attendants


      >you get a better view of the hot flight attendants
      imagine being this moronic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What are you, 6?
        homie all you see from the window is clouds

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You can see the takeoff and the landing which are always cool.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ok cool so I get maybe two full minutes of visibility and have to spend the other, upwards of 14 hours, crammed into the row with shit legroom, and have to squeeze myself between 6 inches of space aside of two other grown men’s knees

            frick that

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >crammed into the row with shit legroom
              as i already said, all three seats have the same legroom, unless you're okay with stretching your legs into the only place in the plane that's meant for walking and moving carts.
              >have to squeeze myself between 6 inches of space aside of two other grown men’s knees
              it's only once you fricking sperglord. but if you prefer being stuck in middle or aisle, by all means give me the window seat so i can leave the blinds up and your moronic ass never gets any sleep. you wouldn't say shit anyway

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh cool! You can see nothing but fricking dirt for miles and then nothing because time zones changing over the US going east.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >the absolute state of amerilards

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >seeing dirt
              Wow man you can see the filth on hands and cars? You must have a great eye. I usually see SOIL on my plain trips.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >le snarky semantics argument
                as expected from 4cheddit, the frontpage of the interreddits

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I studied soil in college moron. Gun gays do the same thing with clip to magazine. Black folk like you think minecraft is fricking real life.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                forgot to say i'm not the guy you're replying to, i personally would have called it "seeing grass" if i held a similarly moronic idea.
                yeah, you just gave a great example of being technically correct but an insufferable moron: gun gays. who the frick cares, not everyone studied or is skilled in the same things as you

        • 2 years ago
          sage

          >all you see from the window is clouds
          imagine being this moronic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm an aisle guy and I'm not obsessed with being and to see out the window or not but I will say when you're in the aisle and the person in the window seat closes the window when everyone else in the plane is looking out at the something interesting I'm like what the frick. This seems to happen to be all the time, every other row is keeping their window open but I'm in the only row with some weird c**t that wants it closed.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aisle all the way
    I liked the window seat as a kid, but now I’m a tall adult, and the option of stretching one leg out in the aisle is worth paying the extra $50 for
    I was however on a half capacity transatlantic flight earlier this year where I got the whole middle row to myself and that was nice, folded up the armrests and spread both legs out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I was however on a half capacity transatlantic flight earlier this year where I got the whole middle row to myself and that was nice, folded up the armrests and spread both legs out
      Aw. Cute little manlet.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    window seat
    >can nap without being bored
    >can take pics and make wagies jealous
    >can see sunsets and landscapes
    middle seat is a pain in the ass but if you are Chad enough you can get two arm seats.
    aisle seat is cool but you have to stand up every time because people want to piss all the time. at least you can walk around when you are tired of sitting down.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >middle seat is a pain in the ass but if you are Chad enough you can get two arm seats
      You don't have to be a chad. Two armrests is your unspoken right for being in the b***h seat.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aisle seat > Window seat > Middle seat
    unless you're a manlet, you should automatically be going for the aisle when given the option.
    window seat is for snoozers, children, and thots
    middle seat is kys-tier. all this "two arm rests, bro!" is pure cope.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As soon as you sit down in the middle seat you become a literal subhuman with zero rights for the entire duration of the flight. Aisle kings reign supreme, plus you get a better view of the hot flight attendants

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hot flight attendants
      I thought those went extinct

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I flew SAS a few months ago and the flight attendant was an Asian MILF with big breasts and a thick ass. I couldn't stop staring.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Clearly you fly with the wrong airlines.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        KLM had some cuties when I flew with them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Asian airlines don't have to deal with discrimination laws. So they're typically loaded with hotties.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw was too cheap to pay to choose my seat from a flight from HKG to JFK
      >got middle seat
      I'll forever choose the aisle seat and pay extra for premium economy for long haul flights from now on

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    None. The 3-3 config is absolute cancer and so are narrow body planes (Boeing 737, etc.), the worst of both worlds with either the space of a wide body nor the 2-2/2-3 of a regional jet

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am 2m tall (really)

    emergency exit row, aisle seat or business class only xnwvs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am 2m tall (well 198) and while I agree, it is not the end of the world being in window. Sometimes my leg falls asleep but that is it.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In 3-3-3 the best is clearly aisle in the middle row, you get easy bathroom access and can let the other homosexual get up if the middle person needs to go. 3-4-3 is less clear what’s the best but I’d still say aisle.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    best in terms of comfyness u mean? If i want the best emergency seat, it's aisle seats, also row very much matters, there is a reason most chinks sit in the back.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    middle row aisle so i can go stretch my legs and walk around whenever I want.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The aisle seat for practical purposes. The window seat if you want to see the world.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely window seat. You can easyly sleep with leaning to the plane wall..

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Under 3 hours, window
    Over 3 hours, aisle
    Never, middle

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Found the manlet!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the legroom is exactly the same for the three seats you dumb fricking moron. do you actually delude yourself into thinking being close to a food cart gives you extra legroom?
      if you want extra legroom you should be discussing economy vs emergency row vs business, not economy aisle vs economy window
      what a dumb fricking post

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        moron detected. You sit at an angle and get exta room for your legs in the aisle when the plane is in the air with the aisle seat.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah because aisles are completely off limits areas that nobody ever steps on
          get your feet caught by a cart full of scalding coffee and your shoulders bumped by walking passengers, moron, you sure are outsmarting the system

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's good for stretching your legs not keeping them permanently in the aisle ya dunce

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because I’m so jacked and huge my shoulders are too big to sit next to the window without it being uncomfortable so I always pick aisle. But women always bump into my arm in the aisle because they don’t know how to avoid things like a man can.

    The rare occasions I’ve had the whole row to myself sitting middle is a dream

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Window if I'm reading some book or just want to do nothing but look at scenery on the ground or clouds outside

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Window> aisle > mid
    Just because that's the less people you'd fight. And who the frick would use the toilet more than once in a flight?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not all of us only drink soda. Some of us are properly hydrated and thus have to pee at least a couple of times per flight
      I also hit my vape in the bathroom every hour or so

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This thread is just adults arguing about airplane seats. You're all moronic.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll bite. I'm a friendly plus sized man and I actually prefer the middle seat. There's just more room to settle into and I can start a conversation with either the person on my left or right. In the aisle I get hit by the drink cart a lot and the window makes me feel a little dizzy/sweaty because I don't like heights.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    always the window no matter what
    I tend to rest the side of my head on the wall

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This one brokey.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where the frick is that plague rats mask

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >reverse herringbone
      I prefer the newer ones that are straight.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You prefer seats where there's a 50% chance of not getting a window?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What, reverse herringbone is 1-2-1, just like some newer seat configurations that are straight and also 1-2-1.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Straight layouts need to be staggered to fit your legs, and that box might cover the window every other seat, unless you're flying first class. Reverse herringbone does not have this problem.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hate 'brokey' as a slang term. It's gay as fricking shit and sounds like something a toddler would come up with. The Aussie 'povo' is much more evocative.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Short flights: Aisle
    Long flights: Window

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >short flights
    Window seat
    >long flights
    Definitely aisle seat
    but on a side note, middle seat if you are traveling with girls and are in peak position to fingerblast both at the some time as they jerk you off under a blanket.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've only flown twice in my life because I hate flying and usually travel by train, but in both instances I picked aisle because I don't want to bother others to get to the bathroom. Of course on neither flights I actually needed to use the bathroom.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer the aisle for reasons mentioned by other anons such as easy access to bathroom, the ability to get up and walk around for a minute, etc.

    If I don't plan ahead, and get stuck with a non-aisle seat, I try to make the best out of the situation. The window seat is nice for opening it up. I can't sleep unless I'm fully reclined, so if I'm flying coach, sometimes I'll open it a couple inches, and take look outside. I've seen people put on these little melodramatic faces when I open the window shade to peer out.

    Wear your sunglasses, or tie two socks together and make an eye mask if you are intent on sleeping. Not my problem.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Asking to use the toilets on planes is the only time i ever get to touch girls so window for me.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't understand how there are answers besides aisle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I really don't understand how there are answers besides aisle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Plenty of reasons explained in the very thread you're posting on but didn't bother to read.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aisle seat probably makes the most sense.

    But when I have to travel alone, I don't want to deal with people at all, so I prefer the window seat. No one needs to push past me, it's easy to ignore than annoying flight staff, and I can brace myself partially again the wall of the plane so I'm not shoulder-to-should with the fat motherfricker in the middle seat. I empty myself with a laxative the day before I fly, and then fast and dehydrate on the day of the flight, so I never have to use the restroom. I also take a temporarily high dose of an NSAID like ibuprofen and hit myself with whatever anxiolytics I can pry out of my current physician.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How hard is it to get anxiolytics for flight anxiety? Been thinking about talking to my doctor about this. I still fly so it's not crippling anxiety but it's significant.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Half a Dramamine with a beer, well planned seat choice, tsa precheck, and noise canceling headphones helped me get over anxiety on flights early on. After flying quite a bit I stopped having anxiety on planes at all.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's window > aisle > middle.

    I have mild turbulence anxiety (despite having flown many many times since I was little) that seems to randomly flare up. For some reason, being able to see out the window during turbulence (assuming I can see some fixed point and we're not passing the cloud layer/in a fog) significantly calms my anxiety. I was on a couple of daytime flights recently where I had the aisle but for some reason the passenger in the window seat on both flights kept the window closed literally the entire flight (during takeoff and landing too) and my anxiety flared up a bit as both had some turbulence.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aisle all the way. Don’t have to wake people so I can get up to piss, get comfy shoulder touches from milfs as they pour me coffee, and get to be the good boy that grabs bags for the mid/window seat guys and block the aisle till my whole row gets to escape the plane with no line skippers pushing their way through

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Aisle all the way. Don’t have to wake people so I can get up to piss, get comfy shoulder touches from milfs as they pour me coffee, and get to be the good boy that grabs bags for the mid/window seat guys and block the aisle till my whole row gets to escape the plane with no line skippers pushing their way through

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