Budapest

Anything to recommend for 2 guys going to Budapest for few nights?
Plenty of things listed in google on tripadvisor etc. so our plan is quite comprehansive already, however I'm looking for something more extranordinary, something that google search will not list on top of results. Places to see, bars to hit, anything that comes to your mind.

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a huge Chinese market at an old train factory in the 8th district. It's like a self-contained world to itself. I think it's kind of interesting, and I doubt you'll find it in any guide book or google search.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thank you mate. Indeed there is no mention of that anywhere and I went through several sites with 10-15 items on the list of things to see, each.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Indeed there is no mention of that anywhere
        Because that's alomst a no-go zone, even for locals. The China Market is a grey zone for the law, but rather dark grey. If you don't know exactly what are you doing there, don't go there.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          can you elaborate on that?
          Shady, criminals, easy to get robbed?
          No tourists ever go there?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Shady, criminals, easy to get robbed?
            not in that particular order but mostly. Chinese people have different definition about "worthy" "cheap" "quality" or "lie". We use to say: don't even believe what they ask.
            >No tourists ever go there?
            Hardly seen anybody there except Chinese. The rest looked like straigh up criminal and/or agressive alcoholist

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being afraid of Chinese immigrants.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine Chinese immigrants in Eastern Europe / Northern Balkan. They are mostly not just immigrants but mafia, spies, and criminals. We got the slum of Asia.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it isn’t Interesting. Ailes and ailes of shit Chinese products. Like putting a visit to Walmart on your itinerary.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Budapest is dirty and grimy. If you want the big city experience, check out London or Brussels. If you're headed to London, you can have a look at Big Ben and the double decker buses.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been to London several times and my colleagues is actually living there so no point. Brussels I would not recommend to my worst enemy. Disgusting city to visit, not to mention live in. Not to mention your sacrasm (I guess) otherwise you must be retarded.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Brussels I would not recommend to my worst enemy.
        You really are an unremarkable todger. It's not my fault that all you can afford is third world piles of shite like Budapest. Call it whatever you will, but Budapest sucks. If you can't afford London or Brussels, you can't afford vacationing. Get back to work. You just want to be a contrarian nob to look interesting on sighsee.com but the reality is that you probably haven't left your hovel in 3 years.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who the fuck ever said I can't afford it you dumb fuck?
          I said I've been to London several times. English motherfucker, do you speak it?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          anon help is out there

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You either have a midwit level of humor or you are a complete mental retard. Which is it anon?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol, lmao even.
      That said, I've heard that Budapest is already a shithole with loads of brown people.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hospital in the rock is dope. i did the tour drunk. she didn’t like me lol

    there’s a few good bar/club places. i really liked splinza. i can’t remember the names of the others but ask for places like splinza and a local should be able to give you 4 or more

    i rented a motorcycle and went where the guy told me. this was before your phone worked in foreign countries no google maps and shit. i had to memorize the directions in my head. i had never driven one before i just lied to the guy. it was fun driving it in budapest because you can pass all the traffic

    i went to some big market in the south and it was pretty mid

    the fascism museum was worth it. a little dry

    i got some good pics going across the green bridge and climbing it and climbing the little mountain it leads to

    it’s been over 10 years can’t really remember. budapest is one of my favorite places in europe. get loaded on palinka. eat langosh (poor man’s pizza) and goulash (soup). drink their beer. they made great beer

    it’s a beautiful place and not as touristy as other places in europe. very unpretentious. i want to go back

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Club instant is the main tourist club, plenty of opportunities to shag other tourists if you have some game. Momento park is definitely worth going too if you like that kind of thing, about 20-30 mins from city centre. Also I can recommend Vicky Barcelona, it's a Spanish bar in the centre down one of the main streets, good food, service and beer. Also if a rub and tug is you're thing massage house is good but a bit pricey, worth it for it being a legit establishment.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >plenty of opportunities to shag other tourists if you have some game.
      🙁 I had fun listening to all the different music but I didn't even talk to any girls. Is it because I don't dance or because I was alone since my whole hostel group was dancing?

      I wanna go back regardless, Budapest was fucking amazing. Some japanese girl at szchenyi let her titty fall out and didn't notice for like ten minutes. Or maybe it was intentional, her friend was taking pics of her

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pater Marcus Belga Apátsági Söröző és Étterem - try the goulash
    Castle district and the river at night especially
    Girl With Her Dog Statue and other pedestrian statues around the city

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Partially what I've managed to find on google, but specific places where goulash should be tried are great.
      Castle district sounds great and I've added it to our list. Thanks!

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    mid market

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    view from hill across the river

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    town i motorcycled to

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    more of that little town

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this looks like a gay sex club or something you’ll probably want to spend most of your time here

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOOOL That's the local cheap pub. The Devil's Pit (kind of a fanchise, there are 3 Devil's now around the city) Prices are low, quality also. If I know right, all of them are 24/7

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    beware of tourist menu

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fascism museum, house of terror

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    danube at night

    ok this is my last one i got over 200 pics from that budapest trip but they mostly have me or girlfriend in them or aren’t great because i was using a real digital camera. this was one of my last trips before i would bring the phone and buy a sim

    overall story is eat their food, drink their alcohol, then go to the sex club and suck their dicks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      haha, got it mate,
      appreciate all the tips and photos. Well noted and included in our list. Splinza sounds like particularily interesting place to go to. Cheers!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not explaining that photo

      Probably a good idea given where we are

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you like beer, Hungary in the recent years discovered the world of craft beers. There are plenty of bars now with quality Hungarian beer, not just at the center. I recommend you to the Kandallo (cozy pub) an the First Local Beer&BBQ (more like a bar, with terrace in the heart of the city) Not tourist scams like Instant but filled with locals. If you want to see authentic rium pub, go to the SzimplaKert (SimpleGarden) or even the Fekete Kutya (Black dog) or Kisüzem (small batch)
    Climbing up the Castle Hill or the Gellert is also worth it, especially at dusk, with a bottle of wine, looking down the city as get flooded with the lights of the night.
    The central park is almost every summer night filled with students on blankets with shisha, guitar, speakers... kind of like a spontaneus festival. They are very friendly and open people.
    There is the Margaret island between Buda and Pest, with the bridge of the same name, that offers one of the best view of the city. The island itself is a huge park with bathhouse, sport fields, pubs (the Stég gives the best langos I ever had!) between ruins of medieval monasteries.
    Picrel is also a popular advantage of Budapest tho...
    t. Local guy from the citycenter

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mate, that is exactly why I love asking for recommendations on sighsee.
      I'm polish by the way and good beer is part of my daily life. I can't wait to see what Hungary has to offer in that department. Added to the list. Thank you!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I marked this down, been to Budapest many times as your Croat neighbour. Do you think Szimpla got too touristy over the years or did Covid reset everything? I still think it's crazy unique and everyone should visit it.

      Mate, that is exactly why I love asking for recommendations on sighsee.
      I'm polish by the way and good beer is part of my daily life. I can't wait to see what Hungary has to offer in that department. Added to the list. Thank you!

      If you like beer, Csakajósör ("Only good beer") is a specialty beer shop where you can drink anything you buy. I used to review beer as a hobby, and this place is where many hardcore enthusiasts got educated and passed the knowledge forward. Not amazing as a standalone bar, but more of a piece of beer history.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm
        Forgot another thing - if you want The Great Gatsby type of experience, do splurge for a cup of coffee in New York Cafe. Depending on where you live, it may not even be that expensive.

        The interior is pure Austro-Hungarian decadence, there was a real person playing piano, and every sip/bite (we got desserts and I got chili coffee) was worth it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is similar bar here where I live. Kind of New York in the 1940, with fancy, wooden interior, live music (piano, sax) and people allowed to smoke cigars inside. Amazing place.

          Sounds like what you are describing is quite similar. Thanks! We'll definitely visit it!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno but in general in my humble experience the kerts are the best place to drink and meet wimmenz

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do you meet women there?
          There’s a lot of them but they’re mostly in groups with their friends or other dudes.
          You can’t really dance there like you do at night clubs and get close to women that way.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you're black they just come up to you and start stroking your arms.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hungary in the recent years discovered the world of craft beers
      Do you mean actual beer or those faggy IPAs that have infected almost every beer in the US with an abundance of hops. I fucking hate IPAs.

      >Brussels I would not recommend to my worst enemy.
      You really are an unremarkable todger. It's not my fault that all you can afford is third world piles of shite like Budapest. Call it whatever you will, but Budapest sucks. If you can't afford London or Brussels, you can't afford vacationing. Get back to work. You just want to be a contrarian nob to look interesting on sighsee.com but the reality is that you probably haven't left your hovel in 3 years.

      Brussels is a shithole and London is boring.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Do you mean actual beer or those faggy IPAs that have infected almost every beer in the US with an abundance of hops. I fucking hate IPAs.
        Honesty like IPA but there are so many kind of beers. IPA, red ale, amber ale, stout, porter, lager, pilsner, bock, witbier, hefeweizen and so on. And all of their combinations.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i posted above about splinza but it was really szimpla

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any tips on dancing with girls in night clubs? I can dance salsa but I’m not really used to dancing in night clubs. Girls also usually reject me when I ask them to dance.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask about local flea markets in Budapest...it was great, lots of Russian military stuff, I got some dishes. Oh and you must buy Crystal and visit the heron manufacturing place.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should have an easy time mogging most men, since guys in central and eastern Europe are usually very ugly.

    You'll also probably be richer.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright boyos, hows the cooming? Best places and ways to meet local wahman? Are there alot of desperate ukkies? best places for prosts?

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    good cheap hungarian food

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's a shooting range on the edge of the city where you can shoot AKs and ww2 guns and old wild west guns

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