>Check flight 5 days prior to flight. >first class

>Check flight 5 days prior to flight
>first class
>seat next to me still empty and FC section isnt full and plane isnt sold out yet
>check day of, FC section still isnt full and plane didnt sell out
>someone picked the seat next to mine.
>6 entire rows of FC still empty. but they picked the one next to me
>board plane. FC still mostly empty. plane about 70% full
>plane pushes back. FC still mostly empty
>reach cruising alt. ask my neighbor why he picked this seat if the other rows were empty.
>"Oh you know. Just to have someone to, you know, talk to.
>i dont talk on planes, i'd advise you to move to one of the empty rows
>oh thats okay. im just flying to MSP to see my niece whom i havent... *put on QC35s*
>person keeps yammering on about stuff i dont care about
>person starts tapping me on the arm to get me to listen "Dude, im not interested in talking. so shut the fuck up."
>Oh i know but the last time i was up there we went to this restaurant..."
>i gather my bag and move to a free row
>he follows me
>i move to bulkhead row that has an aisle seat free
>tell man at window seat whats up. He sees i'll keep to myself and nods.
>Mr. Extrovert begins talking to the crew. the seatbelt sign comes on and he is ordered back to his seat which now lacks humans for 2 rows in all directions.
>the seat belt sign never goes off.
Never before have i wanted to fight someone so badly. Why, WHY do people lack the social awareness to understand that 99.9999999% of people dont want to talk to anyone they dont know on planes?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fag starts making long ass blogpost *closes thread*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fag opens a thread that isnt about cooming.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I highly doubt this happened, but I know someone like this IRL.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a fag, got completely BTFO by a sigma mental warfare Chad, completely obliterated mentally crying on an anime website LMAO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >autistic beta male. completely worthless consoomer, goes full bugman and spergs at having to communicate with human being face to face, without using tech

      Many such cases. Sad!

      KEK

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why do people lack the social awareness
    I mean, you clearly weren't interested but other people actually enjoy chatting someone up. It helps pass the time faster than any other form of entertainment available on a plane. I ended up chatting through an entire flight with a guy sitting next to me because I had allergies and he thought I had covid. Explained to him how my shit usually goes and we just shot the shit the entire time. It was good flight and I hope that delta-9 weed farmer from Oregon is having a good time. It's nearing the end of summer so he's going to fly to where I am soon to drop off his kid with his ex wife for the school semester. I pray it's all going well for him.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I mean,
      shut the fuck up zoomer

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people feel the need to come onto sighsee and blatantly lie? First class is also F, not FC you mutt.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not buying enough tickets so that you have the entire row for yourself
    Stop being poor

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Minnesomalian
    Should have just told him you were unvaxxed. He would have got up and moved

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this scenario happening is what racks my nerves everytime i employ the empty economy row strat

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't understand why everyone is calling this a lie, people like this exist.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because if OP put on QC35's he wouldn't be able to understand or hear a word coming from the other person as they are pretty good noise cancelling devices. So either OP was lowering his headset to keep the conversation going or is greatly exaggerating the situation of a small interaction.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        did you miss the part where the talker was physically touching him to get him to listen?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which is where the story goes from believable to yeah nah this is a big fish story.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who regularly flies F would know it's called J, not FC.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or would just call it 1st, the fuck is FC

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        J is business class anon
        op is still talking rubbish though. no decent first class has anyone sitting next to you. maybe he means one of those awful domestic american "first" classes that are no different from economy class

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was a typo instead of F like in my previous post but the point stands.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t talk to anyone because I assume everyone is an agent or spy. I love maintaining opsec to the point that if someone tries to talk to me I just ignore them and not even look at them

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >autistic beta male. completely worthless consoomer, goes full bugman and spergs at having to communicate with human being face to face, without using tech

    Many such cases. Sad!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you took candy from strangers

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't want anyone to talk to you maybe you should drive alone in your car or stay home

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*put on QC35s*
    I've learned to never fly without mines.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much do you pay for 1st class? Is there a way to do it cheap?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1st class
      >cheap
      its there for people who can afford to pay more genius, you don't get to LARP as someone with money unless you spend money.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reach cruising alt. ask my neighbor why he picked this seat if the other rows were empty.
    your mistake for breaking the ice. i'd have just put in earphones and blanked him

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >board flight that has been delayed for 2 hours
    >plane is hot as fuck, something is wrong with the AC
    >intercom crackles to life
    >hey folks, it looks like one of our tires is a little low, we'll keep you updated
    >15 minutes pass
    >hey again folks, we're filling the tire but we don't have an ETA on when it we'll be ready to go, so we're going to have to ask you to deplane because of the heat
    >hey, sorry folks, according to our captain the ETA is 5 minutes, so please return to your seats
    >hey again, and sorry again folks, it looks like our ETA is actually 45 minutes, so we're going to have to ask you to deplane
    >flight ends up delayed another 2 1/2 hours
    >i'm going to miss the connecting flight that i changed my original connecting flight that i missed after the first 2 hour delay to, which is coincidentally the biggest
    >last person on the plane is some fat hick american
    >hey folks, we have a very special birthday before we take off!
    >fat hick starts strutting down the center and shouting at everyone to sing happy birthday for him
    >COME ON, IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO, YOU CAN SING CAN'T YOU?!
    >hey again folks, we're going to have to idle on the tarmac for about 30 minutes here because there's some paperwork we're supposed to sign off on that's not... here... for some reason?
    >mfw
    the quality of american air travel right now should be illegal. like you should be able to sue for some of this shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      *coindicentally the last flight of the night and i'm going to have to wait 10 hours overnight for the earliest one
      this shit has fried my brain

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