Copenhagen clubs and bars

I'm heading to Copenhagen next month with my gf, and she really enjoys getting frisky in semi-public places. Are there any clubs or bars in Copenhagen where it would be possible to do some light sexual stuff? Maybe a place with lots of dark corners or small rooms. Not looking for a sex club or swinger's club or any of that. Also, any parks where it would be alright to have sex?

Btw, I'm not trans, if that matters

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard malmo is pretty good for public sex from the Daily Mail.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The "public sex" you are referring to is rape. Sweden, and especially Malmö, has been an absolute shithole the last 10-15 years

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        missed the joke

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yes, my place, I will fill her up sir

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Btw I said I'm not trans but I actually am

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking disgusting, i'd throw beer over you and your prostitute girlfriend please don't come to Denmark.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can't tell if this is actually a serious post or not, but it's legal to have sex in public forests in denmark. just do it off the beaten path so you don't disturb anyone else

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no frick you

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe Christiania?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on what you normally are into and like, but if you wanna go hard start researching techno and underground places.

    Other than that:

    Blume
    Bakken (and general bar / club hopping in meatpacking)
    Module
    Hangaren
    Mambo

    As for bars and pregaming, you either wanna download the Nightpay app and get triple your moneys worth at select bars (works until around 23:00 I believe)

    OR

    you buy a cheap bottle of liquor and sneak it in wherever you go.

    Remember to public drink and piss in the harbor. The sausage stand on Gothersgade is the best in all of CPH, so it’s perfect for nightfood.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's a weird specific thing you are looking for. Have to agree with:

      >Bakken (and general bar / club hopping in meatpacking)
      I am obsessed with Denmark and have been there many times. Last time I went to Copenhagen I got majorly fricked up on pills at Culture Box, took off my shoes and socks in a school playground and forgot I did that and walked to my hotel barefoot for an hour which gave me a massive flesh wound.

      I also left my phone and wallet in that playground which were found the next day by a construction worker so I had to walk back the next morning on lost & found shoes from the hotel that gave me massive blisters. All and all it was a pretty big wake up call to not get that fricked up. I saved the cloak ticket from the club I was kicked out off for being completely off my rockers and still have it in my wallet as a reminder to not do shit like that ever again.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I heard you can get your Club's entry declined if you're a Brown*id because they might think you're muslim and want to harass women

    same in Sweden

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just go to Den Anden Side, full of trannies inside though but good vibes.

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