Currently in the EU don't want to return home to a family I don't care for or are cared for by.

Currently in the EU don't want to return home to a family I don't care for or are cared for by. How difficult is it to get a fake passport or start a new life in one of the Schengen countries even if you have to do it illegally. I just want to disappear and start again somewhere else.

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  1. 2 years ago
    anon

    Frick of illegal immigrant, respect the law and go back and take care of your family ffs,
    Not wanting to take the consequences of your life is whats wrong with people.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are you white?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Very

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What's the story? Is your wife really a b***h this atrocious you have no option but escape?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm early 20's decent education just hate life at one always had an obsession to escape and start again somewhere else came travelling don't want to leave. Just don't want my family to find me either

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >early 20's
            Dude, I wish you the best. Fricking do it, if you want. As cheesy as it sounds it's now-ish or never.

            Also optionally read my blogpost now: I don't want to kill myself that often, but when I do it's always when I remember that I wasted that whole period of my life doing literally nothing, traveling nowhere, taking no risks, having no fun, no sex and all the adjacent nos. Don't be a homosexual like me. Thanks for reading.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I feel that. I've been obsessed with this idea since my early teens.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >traveling nowhere

              What did he mean by this

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm OP who he was replying to maybe he regrets not travelling when he was my age?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Find a job on whatever country you want and do things legally.
            Also man up and tell your family you're moving away, don't be an idiot and vanish like that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        checked.
        Well, unless you are in Europe on a visa, nothing is legally preventing you from staying.

        The 'proper' way is to apply for permanent residency. Requirements vary by country but generally you have to have a job, money, and check off some other boxes (also helps if you creampie an EU citizen)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You should start by learning some things about the dark web.

        Basic self-study curriculum:
        - Learn how to use Tor browser. You can do this right now. It's pretty straightforward, though you should have some idea of how it works before going forward.
        - Learn how to use TailsOS and the basic stuff it offers (all very user-friendly). This is the next level up from only using Tor browser.
        - Learn how to set up Tails persistent storage. This will take maybe fifteen minutes.
        - Learn what Monero is and set up a Monero wallet in your persistent storage. This is trickier. You should take some time to figure out Monero. For use on TailsOS, what you want is to choose the "advanced" option during the wallet setup, and then give it the address to a remote node once you have your wallet. Lists of public nodes are available, use one of those. A Monero node basically makes sure you have a connection to the network; you could run your own, but that's hard to do on a USB stick.

        The goal here is to have a USB stick that will boot into an anonymous operating system. Nobody monitoring the websites you visit will be able to tell anything about you or your system. This is all pretty much taken care of out of the box. In addition to that, you also have the ability to send and receive money in complete anonymity through the use of Monero. You'll have to buy some or trade for some in order to participate in the black market with perfect security and anonymity.

        Which brings us to what you are asking for, a fake passport. I've never bought one, so I don't know the details, but you can buy these on dark web marketplaces. You will want Tails and the programs it provides (GPG etc) to be a customer on these marketplaces, and Monero is the main currency, especially for people who are bigger fish than weed dealers. You can learn about darknet marketplaces on the onion site Dread, where you could ask this question and get serious answers, and you can find some links on dark dot fail.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you, I know a little about tor and have used it a few times in my teens because "so spooky" but never really used it for anything just heard stories about silk road and such.

          I will take a read into what you've said I'm currently trying to get a second hand laptop like a ThinkPad or something sturdy I can upgrade myself.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This post is alright, but lately there have been a lot of takedowns and markets aren't stable.

          OP I recall some guy spoke about buying yourself moldavian fake papers and applying for romanian passport through ancestry (fake) or some shit. You might have to go there physically to do everything, and investigate because I'm not doing your homework, try searching the archives.

          Honestly your best shot is trying to score a job here, and after 5 years you can get a passport depending on the country. Try to find work on your field or related fields. There should be jobs fit for some guy from the US that can use excel and word, as long as your business skills are on point. If you cannot get anyone to sponsor a visa in time you might have to jump to a non-schengen country for a few months to reset the counter. Albania is your friend in this regard. If you can't find work in time consider working remotely somehow meanwhile, doing copywriting or some of those other easy to swap into jobs.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why isnt his best shot marrying an eu citizen? 5 years with a job only to get rejected sounds shit

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Because OP is a homosexual you dumb frick.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Budget?
    You might have issues concerning passports having biometric info, and since you're in the EU that info is already in the system somehow I'm guessing. Don't really know if you will raise an alarm.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Got about 12k saved still and more in hand currently. Can find work fairly easy very good with mathematics and excel

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's easy to stay, easy to get found out, and easy to royally frick up your life rather than just looking at the issues affecting it and resolving them.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, tall and handsome but not white
    >randomly hook up with blonde cutie european girl staying in the states
    >become bf and gf
    >decide to get married so we can move to her home country
    >Since US is a burning dumpster fire

    Laughing at all you sad nigs in this thread

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You need to marry an EU citizen. Are you female?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    amerimutts with /misc/-brainrot are the dumbest people on earth
    stay out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But wat aboot muh dream about living in a cabin in the forest with me 10/10 european waifu tending my wheat field?

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