czechia

i would slit my wrist and pay all my networth of about 10 euros to go to czechia for just 1 hour, Any thoughts on the country

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm about to go to Pilsen and then Prague. I plan to go to the stripclub and erotic massage parlors. Any tips? How are the non professionals?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dont pay over $40 for 30 minutes, $60 for 1 hour, Thats the standard price for ALL hookers, theres no such thing as VIP hookers in Czechia, dont believe the lies of these gold diggers, you will only find VIP hookers in places like Switzerland, Dubai. I would stay away from Russian and Ukrainian hookers as they are the ones who mainly think their pussies are made of gold and will overcharge you 3-5x the normal going rate. Erotic massage parlors are usually 2x the price of brothels. Stripclubs are a waste of money. The hooker info on ISG is usually pretty accurate, so look up some more info on there.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        thank you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Damn thats pretty cheap. I have read on ISG though that they are starting to ask for more. Also arent most of the hookers ukies and russians? I doubt local czech girls these days are too involved in that trade

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Local czech women are super involved in the trade, in fact, only about 100 new Ukrainian hookers have appeared on escort websites since the beginning of the war. Czech women are absolute prostitutes, theres a reason Czechia is one of the capitals of porn in the world and weve got so many different types of studios like FakeTaxi and PublicAgent. The average Czech woman fricks her friends for $20. I even had a classmate blow me for $15 in high school once. Also they will obviously attempt to charge you more if you dont speak the local language, but thats a common practice everywhere, worst case scenario dont pay over $10 over the standard price, not only did most of the brothels stay the same price, some of them even got cheaper cause the rampant inflation and economic crisis have been bad for business.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Should I just go to local bars in Prague instead?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Clubs, badoo, tinder. You can approach women on the street, they're not used to it since Czech men are impotent cowards, but they will find you confident and unique for it. It is super uncommon to catcall or approach a woman on the street in Czechia.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >It is super uncommon to catcall
                Because Czechia is civilized you fricking Black, don't come here

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Frick me that sounds like coomer shang gri la.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I went to the Czech Republic twice last year and it was dope. The first time I went to Prague and Brno, and saw Mucha's Slav Epic in Moravsky Krumlov, and the second time I went to Ceske Budejovice, Cesky Krumlov and Pilsen. I think the beer is fantastic, the food is hearty and cheap (and you can get really good Vietnamese for cheap), the public transport is reliable and cheap, and the women are beautiful.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is the town where Hostel was filmed iirc. Looks comfy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I thought it was beautiful. I went in September so there weren't many tourists, and I got to see a baroque opera in the castle theater. Kind of a small place though so I wouldn't recommend spending more than like 3 days there.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When the frick did this Czechia bullshit start? It's Czech Republic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >When the frick did this Czechia bullshit start?
      2016

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lol how out of touch are you? Do you still call Myanmar Burma and Iran Persia?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Meant for

          When the frick did this Czechia bullshit start? It's Czech Republic.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          to be fair, this is a recent thing. Do you scoff at people saying Turkey instead of Türkiye?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I prefer calling turkey the ottomans

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              That's what I call the little leather cube that I put my feet on 🙂

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Oh ok

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      About 5 years ago when the former president renamed it to Czechia

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how's da coomin'?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It is definitely a great place if you like historical cities. The architecture is very well kept and they haven't ruined it with american highways in the middle of the city. The beer is great and cheap, public transport is cheap and will get you anywhere and although there are a lot of crackheads at the moment, they dont mess with people unlike the ones in New York City. The women are good-looking, not beautiful, as some people would say, you would find way hotter women in Poland. The people here are really shit, they've all got a "frick off i dont wanna help you" mentality - which in turn also fricks up the nightlife scene. Yes, people say the nightlife here is great, but it really isnt, its shit, its boring as hell, people here dont know how to have fun and make friends, its a very closed society.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    politics are trash, a lot of people have a looser mentality but overall I like the country, only missing some higher mountains

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's not all that great to live here. I'm American and live in the Czech Republic but not Prague and I am leaving this country soon. It is a sinking ship with shitty politics and a government that continues to screw it's own people. The economy is terrible post covid and there is very high inflation right now while wages haven't increased at all. A lot of things now are almost at US prices but still cheaper if you are coming as a tourist. However living here with a Czech wage is dog shit. The people in general aren't very great and aren't open to foreigners at all outside of Prague even white ones. The language is very difficult to learn and not a useful one either. It is difficult even for a lot of native Czechs to learn the language and many have to go to speech therapy when they are young.

    If you are just planning to come here as a tourist then do so as it is a nice place to visit especially Prague.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is alot of Eastern Euro countries. Prices in Armenia and Georgia are ridiculously high for being small relatively shithole countries where the population makes around $500 usd a month.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well Georgian and Armenian prices are artificially inflated by Russians fleeing conscription

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I am Armenian living abroad and its crazy seeing apartment rents and prices reaching levels of Western European capitals. Most people live with their families and extended families and own their apartments so its not affecting them as much but people who want to live alone, expats, and tourists are fricked.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think the Czechs deserve their due credit. It's probably the best Slavic country overall because it's not entirely a post-Cold War shithole and there's actually some culture that the people are proud of. The language is definitely difficult but as an American that's tried learning it for about a year and a half I think it can be a beautiful language. There's a rich catalog of Czech literature and music and film/TV that's really hard to directly translate to English, which is a shame because it's some good stuff. I met a lot of nice Czech people but I also don't blame them for being cold to foreigners, it's exactly what happens in the US

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How can I meet Czech women in Prague?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          One of the steps is interviewing them on a couch.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think Prague is probably the worst city for picking up Czech women, mainly because it's the central hub and there are WAY more tourists there, and any native Czechs left are the equivalent of the Americans who stay in NYC. I found Brno and Pilsen to have much more of a "locals only" vibe, and if you really want to be the only American within several miles you can go to places like Stříbro or Bušovice. Most Czechs under the age of 30 can speak at least a little English but those smaller towns can definitely be a challenge.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Prague is the best city for pickup cause the people there are used to foreigners and don't mind them as much as others would. Czech people are generally super racist and xenophobic and will not frick foreigners unless they're from Prague.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Prague girls are trash. You need to find a girl from Brno or Ostrava. They are much nicer than the girls in Prague. The best looking Czech girl I have met was from Pardubice though

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            most of the girls you meet in Prague are not from Prague anyway, most young people go to Prague to study

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            most of the girls you meet in Prague are not from Prague anyway, most young people go to Prague to study

            I want a sweet Czech girl from a little village in the countryside though, is that possible?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have a Czech friend who is in the states illegally and has been for then years. He talks about how pretty the girls are over there and how cool it is. He wants to go back to visit and I'd love to go with so see that part of Europe. But he's worried he won't be able to come back because no papers. Wat do.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Wat do.
      Maybe don't come and stay in another country illegally. Report that gypo to ICE

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What would be cool to do in the Czech Republic if you've already seen some of the "usual" stuff? I've walked around Prague for several days, I've been to Brno, I've toured the brewery in Pilsen, I've picked mushrooms in the forest. Any particularly charming small towns? Is it worth going to Karlovy Vary? Kutna Hora? Any good music venues or festivals or works of art tucked away somewhere? A weird train to ride?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Karlovy vary and ceske krumlov can be busy with tourists but they are charming towns worth a visit

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I went for a couple of weeks end of last year. Got to say, I don't think I'd go back (...any time soon). Sorry gents. I also find it weird that people (Americans?) on the internetz say things like "Czech women are absolutely beuatiful". They seemed pretty standard to me, don't know how ugly your own women would have to be make that statement.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bus driver in prague drove away with my backpack before i had opportunity to take it out of the luggage compartment. had to hop on the next bus to budapest. complained to the company and told them to send me my stuff. they told me i could come back and pick it up. funny.
    but czech republic has the best porn actresses.

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