Did you visit Versailles?

Did you visit Versailles?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being such a cuck npc who unironically buys those coins from the shitty vending machines

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      So they should buy them from a better vending machine instead of a shitty one?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I went up to a machine in Paris then bought train tickets there. Then I walked about 3 Asian families the process to buy tickets

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I did. I wanted my children to understand why the royal family was worth guillotining.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I wanted my children to understand why the royal family was worth guillotining.
      Because there were no Menoras present?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      > unironically cheering for the French revolution
      boomer detected

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >defending concept of hereditary monarchy
        Fricking moron detected. Unless your ancestors were literal kings and queens there is nothing in monarchy for you.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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    No, I’m an old frick with children. Twin boys, nearly 11 now.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to go to Versailles, but my trip was during the 15th strike that week and the Paris metro was packed like sardines, so I ended up being unable to make my appointment. I reached out asking for a refund due to circumstances beyond my control and they israeliteed me. Ended up going to Schönbrunn in Vienna later on in my trip and it was just as nice. Frick the French and their greedy slimy snail-infested kitchens, I hope the government raises taxes on mime shirts by 0.000001% and the entire country burns down because of it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lol take the taxi next time

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want to triple the cost of my ticket ty

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yes but i can't remember it

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember the palace but I rented a bike for the rest of the day in the gardens and it was fantastic.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was born there

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, some curly haired dickhead prevented me from entering the gardens. "Sorry, your ticket only allows access to the castle". Man frick you, it's a palace and most of the shit is not even open

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read the conditions next time, illiterate alien

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. Overrated. The fountains were fricking broken, too.

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes
    >1h by train until arrive there
    >Enter in Versailles
    >Go to pee
    >Miss the entrance site and enter from the exit
    >Manage to pass after the Hall of Mirrors
    >Then realize I would never gonna make it all and return to the flow
    >Finally discovers the entrance
    >Visit normally
    >Go to the gardens
    >Hot as frick
    >Eat some sweet crêpe
    >Finishes
    >After 6h, exausted, return to Paris
    >More 1h
    >See on the map what I achieved
    >Saw that I didn't visit Trianon
    >mfw

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also, as Apollo's fountain wasn't there for maintenance, I still don't know if Versailles is better than Peterhof

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, so I'll be visiting Paris in Dec for about a week. Any winter specific things I should do/visit? The last time I was there I got beaten up near Gare de l'est. The mugger didn't managed to grab my phone, so he took my belt and ran away. He was trying to take off my pants too, weird. It will be different this time as I have booked my hotel near a very touristy area to avoid being mugged again.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      what

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      go to la defense and enjoy the night market. drink vin chaud and be merry. maybe stay in passy.

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We already have Versailles at home.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Palace_of_Caserta

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