>digital nomad. >hiking shoes/jesus sandals. >world traveler, still eats at McDonald's and Starbucks

>digital nomad
>hiking shoes/jesus sandals
>world traveler, still eats at McDonald's and Starbucks
>6 figure job but stays in hostels for le experience
>rents a car, scooters are too scary
>still drives like a homosexual anyway
>has TikTok installed on their iPhaggot 47++
>unironically makes posts on it too
>goes to the religious buildings, but is an atheist
>gets violently ill from local cuisine
>is shocked when their hotel isn't up to first world standards
>doesn't use the bidet because it feels le weird
>makes everything more expensive thanks to their endless consooming
>gets offended when locals don't bend over backwards for their foreign ass

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >guy who is his own boss, earns 100k + a year and gets to travel anywhere he wants
    >wears comfy shit because no need for a corpocuck wagie uniform
    >world traveler, has tried everything, eats a big mac from time to time to reset his tastebuds
    >goes to hostels as a way to meet and socialize with people rather than staying in his own bubble
    >doesn't want to end up maimed by a car
    >is rich enough to have the latest iphone
    >enjoys the latest memes
    >can understand the concept of spirituality and is even attracted to it, isn't a fedora-wearing atheist activist
    >tries new food every now and then and is willing to risk it
    >knows he is entitled to basic hygiene and won't back down like a cuck if his bed is riddled with bed bugs
    >doesn't use a bidet because public bidets are absolute filth and should never be used, takes a shower after wiping his ass with baby wipes (toilets clogged ? Not my problem)
    >enjoys life
    >enjoys foreign pussy

    hmmm ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, that's me, cheers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >guy who is his own boss, earns 100k

      Doing fricking what? Unless it's stocks, you'll be sitting on your laptop slaving away for hours only to maybe walk around the local scene and eat out.

      Digital nomads are fat memes, unrealistic and unsustainable for any amount of time.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Attacks the second post
        >Doesn't address OP's claims

        You a player hater

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >eats a big mac from time to time to reset his tastebuds
      i'd have a mcdonalds once a month while living in asia just because it was somethign which required no effort and was reasonable western food. i've had 3000 bowls of noodles if i have had one and more rice than noodles. sometimes you just want something in a bread roll and some chips. i don't get mcdonalds hate. maybe if you only ever went on a 2 week holiday and never tried the local food then fair enough, but i've been eating local food for a decade and the mcdonalds is the exception.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >enjoys the latest memes

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nomad
    I absolutely fricking HATE this term. Should be an insta-ban for the soys that use it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >goes to the religious buildings, but is an atheist
      Why would that be a problem?
      No matter what you believe, if you're confident in it, learning other perspectives is never going to hurt. If anything, you might find something that'll embolden you further.
      I see people of dissimilar religions visiting churches & temples all the time. I've seen christians & muslims at buddhist temples. I've even seen muslims at a catholic church.
      Like it or don't, but religion has a big impact on local culture. The whole point of travel is to experience different cultures, so religion goes hand in hand sometimes.

      Only term I hate more is "bohemian." It's usually homosexual art enthusiasts who self-identify as this, but I've seen considerable overlap with the travel community.
      Also, I've noticed you used THAT word, so I'm just gonna test out the wordfilters:
      >onions
      >soys

      >I'm brown: the post

      >I'm brown
      DA BA DEE DA BA DI

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Conclusion: "s o y" still filters into "onions" when it's singular, but remains unfiltered when plural ("soys").

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you tech yuppies always like this. Walking around with huge rim glasses and scrotum sack beards smelling ur own farts with that smug look

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A couple of these describe me, not gonna lie. Maybe 33-50% of them. Not taking it personal tho bc at the end of the day, I’m not the dumb digital nomad meme. NEET life is unironically more respectable

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've been on the road working in Asia and Europe for 5 years now and never met a single person like this
    Cry more about this this headcanon you've created you whiny little homosexual b***h.
    Post skin colour.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The seething fury being a digital nomad creates is so fricking good. People stuck with mortgages and wage slave jobs they have to drive into get legitimately angry about my lifestyle. Especially the women.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm WFH Chad and I would knock you out if you ever said 'digital nomad' IRL

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Especially the women
      You're a fricking twink or a fat who only has sex with 6/10 asians at best. Never met a digital nomad who has maintained staying in any semblance of shape. You have female breast tissue.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dunno about “digital nomads” but here regular expats usually take care of themselves. I often see them jogging, biking along the seafront etc even when it’s like 35 celcius

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    forgot when asked where they're from they say
    >nowhere
    or
    >everywhere
    many such cases and nothing is more cringe.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm brown: the post

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do I do this, what do I learn? I use to be good at formatting computers 20 years ago but now I am 40 and just browse the internet, 100% serious, I probably could learn stuff though

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