Don't go to Europe

If you are from a civilized country like Mexico, or Brazil or even America, beware of traveling to Europe, it's literally hell they have the worst plumbing you can imagine. Bare wires in the shower, can't flush toilet paper, and worst of all toilet seats from the dollar store. Look at this cheap French, lower than chingchong quality toilet seat, costs one euro at the neighborhood grocery store and breaks on the first use. See how it's cracked? You sit on it and it pinches your ass cheeks or ballsack and you get Hepatitis from whatever African refugee who used it last. Also it shifts around when you sit and you end up with one cheek on the porcelain. Gross. Like how can they not afford a $5 toilet seat even in a four star hotel. Just say no to visiting Europe if you value your health or commode comfort

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    > even in a four star hotel
    If you can’t afford to stay in a chain hotel, just say so

    Never in a million years does this ever happen in a respectable chain

    /t.75 nights a year hotel elite

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marriott?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Never in a million years does this ever happen in a respectable chain
      except in nyc, greatest city in da world

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't flush toilet paper
    you idiot, you can flush toilet paper in Europe, just don't put more than that dumb monkey. Also Mexico and Brasil have never been able to flush toilet paper, ever.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mutts need to use lots of toilet paper because their stomachs are screwed from their horrible chemical diet.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please help us.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >from a civilized country like Mexico, or Brazil

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    From my experience, European toilets have very wide bores, so they're able to handle large wads of toilet paper a lot better than non-European toilets.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, they put the hole in the front of the shitter. So when you shit it just piles up on the porcelain instead of plopping in the water. Europeans are a disgusting creature.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i lived in norf italy for a bit, toilets varied widely, but usually htey were quite good and high quality.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The bowls are fine, look at this piece of shit euro toilet seat it flops around like a fish out of water when you sit on it. I have never seen such poor quality in America, here in euro its the rule. Mind you this is a 4 star hotel

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        We have delicate turds because we don't overeat Mexican garbage

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        sorry anon, we design our toilets for normal sized people not americans

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >civilized
    >Mexico, or Brazil

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