eating while travelling

Does anyone else not eat much while travelling on airplane?
I don't want to feel bloated as frick and trying to digest food while I'm on a plane

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I eat whatever they offer as complementary in-flight meal.
    If they don't offer anything and the flight is longer than a couple hours I'll bring a sandwich.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I fast for the whole flight, regardless of how long it is. I've done it from Bong land to SEA dozens of times I'll eat when I get to my destination or if my stopover is more than a couple of hours. You don't need to fricking eat 5 meals a day every day like this pathetic Americuck have some fricking discipline you brainwashed animals

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >American eats something
        >eurogay: “HAVE SOME DISCIPLINE FATTY LOL”

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >American ALWAYS eats something
          FYP

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        pretty much this without being so disrespectfuly idiot, you just need water or a drink if you are allowed to, when you got to your destination you can eat whatever you want, I don't travel a lot but a consider meals in airport like souless shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I usualy eat whatever is offered as a meal, i enjoy most of these meals and im curious to compare different airlines on this regard. If flight is +5h and theres no meal I make samiches just like i have 19,2 bmi and i am fit but I just prefer to have something if i get hungry, mainly on day flights, but often i eat preperpared meals when im arrive at my destination/later.

      I fast for the whole flight, regardless of how long it is. I've done it from Bong land to SEA dozens of times I'll eat when I get to my destination or if my stopover is more than a couple of hours. You don't need to fricking eat 5 meals a day every day like this pathetic Americuck have some fricking discipline you brainwashed animals

      Fasting is alright if you got subpar stomach that gives you willies and farts when you eat on the plane, its alright anon, no one is judging.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I make sure to bring something for the flight like jerky or crackers, but I rarely eat it.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i eat all food presented on airplane meals

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing i dont do is drink before or during flights. last thing I want is to be tipsy or hungover after/during an uncomfortable flight and having to wait an hour in customs with jetlag too. Idk how other people do it, maybe im just a b***h but i think it sucks and overly romanticized in films

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like it either. Even if its a domestic flight, no, I don't want to be drunk when I'm trying to deal with getting my ass out of the airport asap.

      I'll have a wienertail as a treat if its complimentary sure but that's it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like it either. Even if its a domestic flight, no, I don't want to be drunk when I'm trying to deal with getting my ass out of the airport asap.

      I'll have a wienertail as a treat if its complimentary sure but that's it.

      Well i dont normaly drink, but i had 1 beer or glass of wine to help me go to sleep on transpacyfic/atlantic flights.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else get the bloats and constipation from airline food?

    I have a theory that airline food is designed to prevent you from shitting, to avoid congestion at the limited airplane bathrooms. Regardless the the food quality, I always feel constipated after eating airline food

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting theory... Every single time that I have travel abroad I get constipated within the first 2-3 days. Nothing that a cigarette and espresso cant fix (that's my trick), but hey, you might be onto something

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I eat food but I try to avoid soft drink because I once had that severe intestinal pain from gas so I'm traumatised.
    I also take a decongestant to make sure I don't get aerosinitus.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Although I think I'm celiac like my mum is so that probably is what fricked up my intestines.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Although I think I'm celiac like my mum is so that probably is what fricked up my intestines.

      Should have asked me bro... would have sucked that fart right out of your ass for you.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't eat much because I am a massive fanny who lives in constant fear, of the memory, of how badly travel sick I got as a kid. Even though I haven't thrown up on a plane, a train, or in a car for about 20 years.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I eat every meal and indeed, I feel bloated. I evacuate the gas by farting silently during the whole plane trip.
    The passengers breathe the air that comes out of my ass. Glad to know it, anons?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've kind of made it my rule to only eat free food on flight traveling days. Even if it is cross oceans and its a 26 hour total time, i wont eat anything but the one meal on the plane if they even serve that

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You should opt for the vegetarian option, I prefer it over the meat options because they typically taste like shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >vegatarian
      This can be even harder to digest and causes even more smelly farts!

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