Flight Attendants don't laugh at us, right?

Flight Attendants don't laugh at us, right?

Whenever I travel, they giggle and chat with me, but I don't know if it's niceness or because they have too.

I'm a frequent sighseeguy, new to this travel thing.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck do you care?
    order your fucking coffee and sandwich and get back to your shit.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >but I don't know if it's niceness or because they have too
    because they have too
    you're sheep no.230 on their third flight of the day; they're trained to be nice to you. they are tired and will have to do the same thing tomorrow

    that being said I did date a guy once who said he and his fellow female crew members pointed out a guy with a large dick imprint and referred to him as "Mr Big Dick" amongst themselves throughout the flight. so I wouldnt be surprised if they did gossip about particular standout passengers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      one of them asked what I was watching and then we traded Line ID's.

      so idk really.
      Yes we really chatted and such for a few minutes, it was in Business class so it was more personal, I guess?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How macabe. Stop being such a superficial tool, like the womb/chud you are responding to. The most pertinent matter is, neither are going to strap-on fuck you! Well, the chud might.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm friends with an FA for Virgin Atlantic Upper class, they have this rich gay guy that regularly flies between NY and London with a massive knob. They always hang out with him after and get up to all sorts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lel

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Top travel tip: Every flight carries Xanax to calm down travellers panicking because of fear of flying. So if you sperg out a bit you might get some free Xanax and get twisted. But don't sperg out so much that they won't let you into the country at your destination. Godspeed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is not true. Not at all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      there's no way flight attendants are allowed to prescribe and administer tightly controlled medicationi

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I read that they have on staff psychiatrists who'll write you a script on the flight phone thing. So idk it could be troo

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you end up getting to this point its not worth a fking xanax. You will likely deal with shit on arrival. I took ambien and had too many brandys on a korean airline and it was pretty funny how much they tried to placate me into not drinking more. I demanded brandy so they brought wine instead bc its weaker? Very funny. No xans tho.

          I do feel bad for the poor girl sitting next to me that had to endure drunken ambien convo about life and love for like 2 hours. I will maintain the illusion that she wanted to fuck me tho so it was okay.

          >end of diary post

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Been there bro. She clearly wanted to fuck. Should’ve gotten her number, next time!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Haha fuck yeah. Qt black girl flying home from korea? Yee she wanted it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Haha fuck yeah. Qt black girl flying home from korea? Yee she wanted it.

            She was practically begging for it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is not true. Not at all.

      there's no way flight attendants are allowed to prescribe and administer tightly controlled medicationi

      I read that they have on staff psychiatrists who'll write you a script on the flight phone thing. So idk it could be troo

      they may not have xanax on the plane itself but they do have it at the airport
      my ex fainted before our flight at budapest airport due to anxiety and they gave her xanax for the flight

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you think the cashier wants to fuck you because she said: have a nice day too?
    you are one dimwitted fuck dude

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've fucked a few cashiers. So yes, OP could be right.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They’re up for conversation on long haul flights but you have to read the room. I’ve chatted quite a few in first and biz class and it’s mostly cause 9-12hr flights, what else do you do.

    Yeah I got a few numbers. They’re used to it, the goal is to chat, make them laugh a bit then trade WhatsApp or whatever.

    Some airlines make them take off their rings or max two, so they may not sport a wedding band.

    I’ve had luck on JAL, KL, Emirates, Quatar and cebu pacific. I was hitting on this girl on a southwest flight but got cockblocked hard. We still smiled when I got off the plane but I just went on.

    Depending on the flight, the check in desk are the same crew that are FAs. That’s your initial spot to chat. If they have a scarf, they’re usually the business and first class crew.

    Scarf is normal uniform for ceb pac. Yeah I asked about the uniforms cause I’m curious about it and they all like talking about their job. Yes, I also fucked a few same evening, never got to undress from the outfit - they are all conscious about being seen in it. But I’m really close with this one from Quatar so I’m going to ask about it - she sends me daily pics. I’d love to brag and post about it, but it’s a bad idea. That’s the only reason why I replied to this post, the laughing Quatar girls.

    For the JAL one, I dated her a bit, the timing was right and it grew because we always had the same schedule so it turned into let me show you Tokyo / Seattle. There isn’t much to do in Seattle except bike rides and walk around places not downtown. Overtime I just picked her up and friends from SeaTac. It stopped because Covid, but Quatar and emirates kept on flying.

    In b4 “LARPPP” I really don’t care - not posting photos as proof. They are women. They are bored. You are in proximity and if you’re somewhat attractive, it can happen. Most people on these boards lack charisma though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      LARP because it's Qatar not Quatar you ESL retard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Qatar is not even an English word. It is pronounced as Quatar. Not Larp, fuck you schizo, take your meds.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >ESL retard
        No, him thinking it's "Quatar" is proof that he's American.

        Qatar is not even an English word. It is pronounced as Quatar. Not Larp, fuck you schizo, take your meds.

        >Qatar is not even an English word.
        You're right, but you're also retarded. قطر (Qatar) is derived from some merchant's name, forgot the details, but it's not "Quatar", it's "Qatar" (the letter ق in Arabic is pronouced differently from ك which is a regular "k" sound, so it's denoted as "q").

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks anon, I am retarded because I do not know arabics. I think most of them are oil barons or something.

          I am American, but even the FA's I know that work with "Qatar" don't know much of the country or airline too. I just asked and, yes they're filipino OFW but it's more or less just a job for them and an airline I fly.

          Thank you for the arabic lesson, anon - I should learn it, since I do spend a bit of time in Indonesia but I just picked up Bahasa Indo instead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      unironically LARP though

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the flight attendant call button for the toilet.. what is reasonable to call and ask for assistance?
    >wipe my bum sky janny!

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, that's Qatar - why do they look filipino?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's too good looking for Flips.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because 100% they're Filipino. Women from strict Muslim societies don't work, especially not as air whores.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They don't really laugh at us, right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Of course not. Just with you.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So, should I bring condoms on the plane or nah?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You should, pulling a frank reynolds magnum move would be great.

      But ideally you close the deal after you get the number, confirm they have a day or two free, usually they don't do back to back international flights.

      That's when you're in. 🙂

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Flight Attendants don't laugh at us, right?

    Who gives a shit?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im also sighsee and 6'2 --not new to travel. If you're on a domestic US flight they arent laughing at you--they probably think youre hot because the avg amerifat is a sub-human pig.

    Some also like when you crack small jokes or break the scripted exchange (if theyre not exhausted ofc). Even cold seeming dutch stewardess loved it and brought me exta wine and snax. Remember they work long hours and deal with the most angry exhausted people. If you are kind/funny (and handsome) they probably love it.

    Also i partied with a few flight crews in Saigon and the chicks are like nurses--very overtly sexual and love the attention when not at work since they are conditioned to it while at work. Wouldnt date one tho due to that neediness. Sry for text wall im on coke lmao.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had several flight attendant friends and dated one. I lived in cities with huge airports and airline hubs (Hong Kong, Singapore) so I got to meet a ton of cabin crew. They usually complain about guys who ask them for their number on the flight, and tell stories about passengers who act rude or weird. But they wouldn't make fun of people just for being autists.

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