FUCK LONDON FUCKING THIEVING CITY. I had BOTH my bikes stolen in a matter of 6 days in Central London.

FUCK LONDON FUCKING THIEVING CITY.

I had BOTH my bikes stolen in a matter of 6 days in Central London. Both of them locked up in well-lit areas, blah blah with D locks and wire locks. I reported it to the police but they'll do fuck all about it.

I've ridden both bikes for 2 years each. I hope the cunts who stole them get cancer. What the fuck do I do now bros, that's £400 gone just like that.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only cycle £25 shit box bikes off marketplace

    they last about 18m between thefts and they’re so cheap I don’t care about having to get a few Ubers

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    funny thing is the bike theives are white

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be a woman

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nor would i want to
        i am too massive in bone structure and musculature
        whites steal bikes so they have money for crack
        blacks sell crack

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I reported it to the police but they'll do fuck all about it.
    What do people really expect the cops to do about a stolen bike?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      get kickbacks from the organized gangs?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    use this to buy shit bkes and rig them up for youtube videos where its tied to a rope, as people ride them at one point the rope will go stop them mid ride and make them fall like retards

    funny to see, try it out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      heres the vid im talkign about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv63MHPudrs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This looks fake, but isn't it illegal to set booby traps like this?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >just tying my bike up for safe keeping

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What the fuck do I do now bros
    Move?

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