going to book a trip to Amsterdam per request of my CTO for 1-2 weeks, any tips bros? 26 year old virigin over here btw.

going to book a trip to Amsterdam per request of my CTO for 1-2 weeks, any tips bros? 26 year old virigin over here btw.

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    do not take pills or powders
    do take top shelf hashish and grolsh
    do not go to van gogh or ann frankhuis
    do go on a drunken boat ride
    do not come back a virgin get in the saddle and ride...hillstreet blues , greenhouse effect , last waterhole , milkveg , any canal side bar not full of brits and yanks

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with Van Gogh museum?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    boerejongens is the best coffeeshop, there's a few in Amsterdam. Don't smoke weed when you're drunk and don't take edibles generally. tourists always take too much and can't move anymore when they kick in

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tourists always take too much and can't move anymore when they kick in
      Ktwm

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best coffeeshop by reviews is in The Hague.
      The Point
      it's in a residential zone and looks more like a phone shop than a coffeeshop.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tourists always take too much and can't move anymore when they kick in
      this
      Wait about an hour or so before eating more.
      Eating too much can give a terrible experience.
      Also get a sober buddy if you want to take shrooms.
      Certain drugs are still illegal here and always buy from a headshop or coffeeshop.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        forgot to mention
        move around a little to speed it up a little.
        Just walk around the room a little.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There isn't much to do in Amsterdam.
    Sex shows are gross and the coffeeshops are noisy, stinky and gross.
    Weird lighting in both.
    The food is average.
    There really isn't much to do.
    You fucked up, should have gone to Paris.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Native Dutchman here.
      Amsterdam is a shithole.
      Go to The Hague or Utrecht.

      pretty much this.
      The entire city is a fucking themepark.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where’s the best place for prostitution?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno never went to hookers I figured that it would feel degrading.
          there is a dedicated sex wiki you can check.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Amsterdam is a shithole
        >Instead go to these other two shitholes
        Kek

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since everyone is bashing the typical places, where do I go if I like old architecture and art?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably Utrecht or most cities in the Achterhoek.
      Most of the old Hansa cities have nice old architecture and are mostly free of tourists.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanseatic_League#Lists_of_former_Hansa_cities

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Is there currently a decent selection of women there? I’ve heard de wallen is dead at the moment

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    get on a train and see other cities
    Utrecht, Den Haag, Leiden, Delft, Haarlem or even Rotterdam are less than an hour by train
    Whatever you do, do not stay in tourist trap central

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rotterdam
      Rotterdam doesn't have much to see.
      The entire city got rebuild post war unless you're really into shopping.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can see the biggest mosque in europe in Rotterdam

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        its the least touristy of the lot, but theres enough to see and do
        loads of modern architecture
        Rotterdam zoo
        Delfshaven
        Boijmans
        whole bunch of naval/maritime museums
        tons of clubs, Witte de With, sporting clubs all over
        tours through the port if you're into that stuff

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the weather like in September? Does it cold or do I need to pack some shorts?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      roughly 20c on average id say. bring a jacket because wind and rain is what gets you, not the actual temperature
      regardless, dont be an ass and leave the shorts

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I way shorts by necessity, not by choice.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Is there a decent prostitution scene in London too?
    And how is de wallen in January- February time?
    Thanks for your answers here

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could be stretching myself thin but after doing a bit of research spending a week in Amsterdam seems a bit lame. Could I hit Utrecht and Den Haag or am I stretching myself thin?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guess what they call an american in amsterdam?

    A ROYAL gay

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can order high quality research chemicals legally online, and have them delivered to a post.nl pick up points all around the city, 4-FMA for example. much better idea if you want to take drugs, than to buy from random people on the street.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that it's cash only if I don't have a card on Netherland's Maestro system.

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