going to book a trip to Amsterdam per request of my CTO for 1-2 weeks, any tips bros? 26 year old virigin over here btw.
going to book a trip to Amsterdam per request of my CTO for 1-2 weeks, any tips bros? 26 year old virigin over here btw.
going to book a trip to Amsterdam per request of my CTO for 1-2 weeks, any tips bros? 26 year old virigin over here btw.
do not take pills or powders
do take top shelf hashish and grolsh
do not go to van gogh or ann frankhuis
do go on a drunken boat ride
do not come back a virgin get in the saddle and ride...hillstreet blues , greenhouse effect , last waterhole , milkveg , any canal side bar not full of brits and yanks
What's wrong with Van Gogh museum?
boerejongens is the best coffeeshop, there's a few in Amsterdam. Don't smoke weed when you're drunk and don't take edibles generally. tourists always take too much and can't move anymore when they kick in
>tourists always take too much and can't move anymore when they kick in
Ktwm
Best coffeeshop by reviews is in The Hague.
The Point
it's in a residential zone and looks more like a phone shop than a coffeeshop.
>tourists always take too much and can't move anymore when they kick in
this
Wait about an hour or so before eating more.
Eating too much can give a terrible experience.
Also get a sober buddy if you want to take shrooms.
Certain drugs are still illegal here and always buy from a headshop or coffeeshop.
forgot to mention
move around a little to speed it up a little.
Just walk around the room a little.
There isn't much to do in Amsterdam.
Sex shows are gross and the coffeeshops are noisy, stinky and gross.
Weird lighting in both.
The food is average.
There really isn't much to do.
You fucked up, should have gone to Paris.
Native Dutchman here.
Amsterdam is a shithole.
Go to The Hague or Utrecht.
pretty much this.
The entire city is a fucking themepark.
Where’s the best place for prostitution?
I dunno never went to hookers I figured that it would feel degrading.
there is a dedicated sex wiki you can check.
>Amsterdam is a shithole
>Instead go to these other two shitholes
Kek
Since everyone is bashing the typical places, where do I go if I like old architecture and art?
Probably Utrecht or most cities in the Achterhoek.
Most of the old Hansa cities have nice old architecture and are mostly free of tourists.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanseatic_League#Lists_of_former_Hansa_cities
Is there currently a decent selection of women there? I’ve heard de wallen is dead at the moment
get on a train and see other cities
Utrecht, Den Haag, Leiden, Delft, Haarlem or even Rotterdam are less than an hour by train
Whatever you do, do not stay in tourist trap central
>Rotterdam
Rotterdam doesn't have much to see.
The entire city got rebuild post war unless you're really into shopping.
You can see the biggest mosque in europe in Rotterdam
its the least touristy of the lot, but theres enough to see and do
loads of modern architecture
Rotterdam zoo
Delfshaven
Boijmans
whole bunch of naval/maritime museums
tons of clubs, Witte de With, sporting clubs all over
tours through the port if you're into that stuff
What’s the weather like in September? Does it cold or do I need to pack some shorts?
roughly 20c on average id say. bring a jacket because wind and rain is what gets you, not the actual temperature
regardless, dont be an ass and leave the shorts
I way shorts by necessity, not by choice.
Is there a decent prostitution scene in London too?
And how is de wallen in January- February time?
Thanks for your answers here
I could be stretching myself thin but after doing a bit of research spending a week in Amsterdam seems a bit lame. Could I hit Utrecht and Den Haag or am I stretching myself thin?
Guess what they call an american in amsterdam?
A ROYAL gay
you can order high quality research chemicals legally online, and have them delivered to a post.nl pick up points all around the city, 4-FMA for example. much better idea if you want to take drugs, than to buy from random people on the street.
Is it true that it's cash only if I don't have a card on Netherland's Maestro system.