>"haha retRds standing when the plane lands, can't even get off yet"

>"haha retRds standing when the plane lands, can't even get off yet"
>wanting to immediately stand after sitting for 12+ hours is moronic

Lol ok

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Being off the plane is strictly better than being on the plane.

    Being closer to getting off the plane is strictly better than being further from getting off the plane.

    If you do not have premium cabin priority in getting off, you make do with what you have.

    Frick you OP, I hope you get stuck behind some fatass letting everyone else off first before you just out of spite

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just standing because I was sitting for so long. I don't care about getting off faster

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you could have stood up and walked around at any time that the seatbelt sign was off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Being off the plane is strictly better than being on the plane.
      *REDDIT SPACE*
      >Being closer to getting off the plane is strictly better than being further from getting off the plane.
      *REDDIT SPACE*
      >If you do not have premium cabin priority in getting off, you make do with what you have.
      *REDDIT SPACE*
      >Frick you OP, I hope you get stuck behind some fatass letting everyone else off first before you just out of spite

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        chad alphas take up greater amount of space with their posts than cuck virgins too timid to be called reddit to space out their posts

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they're fricking moronic BUT also I realized these homosexuals usually come in groups and they have all carry-ons and personal items

    >but yes they are fricking morons if you're in the first 2 rows ok get up and grab your shit everyone else sit tf down or imma merc u

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      should add been on 1 fricking flight my whole life where NO ONE did this I was literally shocked

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They should get rid of carry on or stow it in the hold. The only thing in the cabin should be what you can put under the seat in front of you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would make the planes feel bigger too without it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        could literally just put all the chinks and pajeets up there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. They should make overhead compartments soundproof where you have to store your infants and small children.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >confusing two different points in an attempt to support your argument
    Lol ok
    You know damn well the problem is that people are pointlessly rushing to de-board the plane preemptively. Also nothing stops you from standing up from your seat during those 12 hours besides turbulence.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >reach altitude
    >seatbelt sign goes off
    >80 people instantly line up for the toilet.
    why do people prefer the closet toilet to the airport restroom?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      many factors that can make someone need to pee or poo 1 hour afterwards but not beforehand
      also drugs kicking in or weaning off from travelling - even if just coffee or booze. anxiety or nerves of waiting in line or of flying may make them not able to go at one moment or cause the urge at a nother

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I agree, standing in line to get on the plane is moronic. But if you have carry on luggage, and you wait
    for everyone to get on first; you run the chance of having no space in the overhead cabin to put your carry on
    baggage. It's happened to me once before, me and a random flight attendant had to spend like 10 minutes
    finding a cabin with any space to fit my luggage. When you stand in line, you get to put your carryon right in
    the cabin by your seat.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >travel only with backpack most of the time maybe 1 luggage carry on
    >plane lands
    >DING
    >up and ready to go with suitcase
    >try to rush to front of plane to make connection
    >stupid newbie planeBlack folk all get up and do nothing but scratch their asses for 10 minutes
    >don't even get their luggage out of the overhead
    >then do this stupid shit where they let the person sitting in front of them slowly get up from the window seat and slowly get their overhead out and slowly walk out of the plane
    >takes 1 hour to get out of the plane
    >the only place this does not happen is in first class because they all have flown enough to know how to deplane like adults
    i hate newbies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      b***h ur not rushing in front of me I don't give af if you have a flight to catch or not. Def had to tell a young Whitoid tomake sure he moves his ass bc the 8 pajeets behind him were not going to let his homosexual ass out.

      >his gfs face when I call them pajeets
      >pajeets faces when they hear pajeet
      >I step over homosexual whitoid and his b***h and say "Jai Bol Aki" to the pajeets (no cap)
      >Pajeets totally perplexed now

      Ahhh life is too fricking fun

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i can't read your esl Black person please try again. im gonna go take a shit bbl.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >plane lands
      >hear the pitter patter of footsteps rushing up from behind me
      >some overweight dude in cargo shorts and a hawaiian shirt is RUNNING to the front of the plane with a wheely backpack
      >jump into the aisle like I'm a quarterback and block him
      >shout at him THIS IS FIRST CLASS, BRUH! YOU DON'T GET TO LEAVE FIRST! YOU DON'T GET TO LEAVE FIRST!
      >he autistically refuses to make eye contact with me and tries to push past me
      >dog mode activated
      >start barking at him RUH RUH RUH RUH RUH! RUH RUH RUH RUH RUH RUH RUH!
      >stewardess comes out with one of those crocodile wrangler sticks and slips the cord over the economy class loser's neck and pins him to the floor
      >first class passengers put on their clapping gloves and applaud the subduing
      >get down on my hands and knees and make aggressive eye contact with fanny pack autist
      >whisper at him YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA GO FAST? YOUR GONNA GO FAST HUH? WIPE YOURSELF OFF, SON. YOU'RE DEAD.
      >best vacation ever and I haven't even gotten off the plane yet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he was late for the ska concert

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t. 6'3 and just kicks you in the face while you're down on the ground barking like the dog you are
        >stacy gets off with me and we grab drinks at the airport bar even though it was her destination airport
        happened before (minus the part about dog kicking you)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I always stand in the aisle and let everyone off in the rows in front of me while you people in a rush seethe behind me powerless that you can't save 6 seconds

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i fly to work in a remote mine in western australia for a two week stint, with a plane full of other people who do this every two weeks aswell. everyone stays seated and gets of in an orderly fashion. this alone is proof of what the most efficient method is.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they would let the people who passed off their bag to an airline employee just stroll off the plane first and keep the poors seated. I hate waiting for someone that refused to check their gigantic carryon and 3 jackets that they stuffed in different overhead bins.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my vote is get rid of the bins entirely.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If airlines would stop charging people for checked baggage the carry-on stuff would stop being a problem overnight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We're not going to subsidise your need to carry a few kilos of worldly possessions with you everywhere, fatty.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they should charge triple and then maybe those stupid homosexuals would learn to pack light. You have no idea the amount of stupid shit my gf brings with her on trips. I pack 3 pairs underwear 3 pairs socks 3 pairs comfy clothes 3 pairs gym clothes roll them all up fit them in my backpack jam my toiletries bag in there with all my clattering medications and put laptop+tablet in the back pouch. I can fit all my shit under a fricking seat in the cheap seats if I need to. Meanwhile she checks her shit for a 2 hour flight. She's lucky I have status and don't pay for her shit or I wouldn't allow it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, some college morons think carry on is easier. Yeah I know carrying your bag a mile thru the airport and security isn't easier but college rots your brain to the point where they believe whatever WEF tell them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If people would stop packing half their house for a 3 day trip...

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I stand up because I'm tired of sitting for hours. Fricking manlet.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of a petty moron gives a shit
    it takes max 10 mins standing, it's good for the circulation after sitting for a long time
    everyone gets off to wher they need in the end, only homosexuals care

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