Hello, I will be your seat neighbor for the next 7 hours. What do

Hello, I will be your seat neighbor for the next 7 hours.
What do

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I coom in that thing?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually looks more pleasant than a real fat person who occupies as much space.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those girls know how to frick especially their kids and also how to cook, how to make a home and how to make a cozy warm environment to come home to.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How does that help if you are seated next to one?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          looks like there's plenty of legroom, we'll be fine

          padding. if the plane crashes it's like having a private airbag
          i think that was a dilbert cartoon but we don't hear so much about that any more for some reason

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek no she does no chores, is too fat for sex, and sits around on her phone all day. being that fat is a sign of severe mental health issues

        >some simp is actually flying internationally with this hambeast and helping promote her tiktok

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Those girls know how to frick especially their kids
        What did he mean by this?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He never made it to grade 10, he was too busy fricking fatties, take it easy on him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kek. have you actually seen one of them cook? Think of a bread slice and 5 chocolate bar on top + cheese. I would rather eat raw meat.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do you know what's the weight capacity of this plane?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s not taking up both armrests which makes him better than most people I’ve ever sat next to.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m fat and my wife is not. She’s always between me and the other passenger

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I’m fat and my wife is not.
      Are you a sitcom dad?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No but I have a big penis

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I’m fat and my wife is not
      i wish i was u

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same wife is Asian and skinny, in the middle she goes

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking hell
      ok that's it i'm going to the gym. i'm scared i'll end up like that one day if i don't

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf has happened to America

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's right. They should just make planes bigger so everybody has more room.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      tik tok rage bait earns money

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It always surprises me how many people will have a kneejerk reaction against the suggestion of more space on planes just because a fat person said it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Planes are pretty well spaced for normal people, hence why you only ever see fatties b***hing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        fat fricks should need to buy two seats
        tickets should be charged based on passenger and luggage total weight. they're israeliteing me over a carry-on and yet beetus mountain paid the same ticket I did? just charge according to weight and airlines would make a fortune, especially any flight out of the US south. christ almighty there are wall-e blobs rolling around down there.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Would be glorious watching fatc**ts being asked to climb into picrel

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            when i travelled to a couple of the malaysian islands they weighed the passengers before the flight
            it was just a tiny plane, pic related
            i had a poo before i left home so i was ok

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a new fetish? I want her ass stuck there all perked up like that so I can pump semen deep inside her.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cast magic missle

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make sure the arm rest is down. I had a fatty put it up and I said I want that down. They said it hurts them down and I got the flight attendant to side with me. The fatty squirmed and purposely kept bumping me all flight. 4 hour flight. And they got up to go to the bathroom once

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's grim, thankfully i have avoided that fate so far

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    One shat herself on the way to Berlin..

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hug and cuddle

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >seat neighbor
    Thank God I can afford to fly business nowadays
    The worst part of traveling solo always was the random seatmate on long flights for me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Waste of money if you ask me for just a few hours. You can get up and move around or go to the bar or bathroom etc after you are seated. I'll spend that money elsewhere.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe for you, but a few k extra is no big deal for vacations, I spend more on scotch during a year lmao

        Though it's usually 11 hours plus, there's nothing interesting near me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe if you’re a poor manlet.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hes not taking the armrest, hes paying for his seat, and he isnt leaking over to my side
    seems fine

    however my autism requires me mention that no commercial plane two seat wide is going on any seven hour flights

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what is a 2-4-2 layout?
      Still miring the seat pitch in the OP pic though.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would contact a flight attendant and make sure I'm on the plane to where ever I'm going, and not to Proxima Centauri 9.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2024
    >not flying business
    ishygddt

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >plane hasn't even taken off yet and the c**t in front of you has already reclined their seat back

    What do?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I always carry a copy of consumer rights documents for such situations. Usually, after highlighting key passages, the person understands and put it back up. Make sure you get the copies translated, too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's funny, I also carry a copy of consumer rights, highlighting the part where I paid for a reclinable seat so I can recline it.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't decide whether i hate fat fricks or screaming toddlers more. last plane i was on the infants puked all over it, up and down the aisle. the stewardess had to put down baking soda and cover the floor in a towel on top of the puke. but there's nothing quite as disgusting as a fat frick's pasty, clammy, hairy arm and thigh pressing against you the entire flight. even worse when they order a meal on a 5 hour flight... like really, dude? you really can't go that long without eating? fat frickign shit

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