Sydney and Melbourne are tourist traps, utterly soulless and aritifical and not a good representation of Australia. If you plan to travel here go to SA or WA
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Sydney and Melbourne are tourist traps, utterly soulless and aritifical and not a good representation of Australia. If you plan to travel here go to SA or WA
>melbourne
>soulless
Literally the only city with soul in this shit hole country
Lol. Lmao even. I didn't realise being budget nouveau-riche Adelaide was soul
ATTENTION tourists, migrants, and seppos - stick to Melbourne.
Perth is really shit, trust me. DO NOT COME HERE you filthy fucks.
You're trying to do a thing but you're actually being truthful. Perth is a boring shit hole.
I keep seeing Perth over the past decade as a fancy place to relocate on a bong tv show for future expats. It must be soulless if the BBC are touting the fuck out of it.
Well your choices are anglo hell, chink hell, leb hell, or beautiful aboriginal culture.
Wait which one has all the aboriginals? In all honesty I have a morbid curiosity about those guys. I want to see them up close
Parts of WA, but NT (Darwin and Alice) for the true experience.
Melbourne cunts are really up their own bum, I don't know why it is.
Yeah OP Mt Isa, Broken Hill, Ararat and Melbourne really share a culture, great map *under breath* fucking retard
>*under breath*
Lmfao cunt
Disregard that, foreign fucks
Smellbourne is your designated containment zone
>SA
>WA
Most soulless fucking states in this country.
Literally nothing to do that you can't already do in any other country.
VIC, NSW and ACT have all the history and culture while NT, Tasmania and Queensland have all the nature.
You literally have no reason to visit WA or SA.
>Vic
>History and culture
Cunt what? It's the second youngest state
Also the state with the most famous criminal history with the likes of Ned Kelly, Chopper Reed, Squizzy, Peter Dupas and more.
Victoria also had the Gold Rush which gave rise to historic towns such as Ballarat and Bendigo and had the infamous Eureka Stockade.
Victoria also has famous sport history, creating AFL, Melbourne Cup, Australian Open and hosting the Australian Grand Prix.
Victoria also has historic buildings such as Melbourne Zoo (oldest zoo in Australia), The Shrine of Remembrance, Royal Exhibition Building and St Mary's Cathedral.
There's plenty more history considering the rivalry with NSW, being the largest city in Australia and such.
Victoria and Melbourne is famous for its culture which I can't be fucked explaining and which is pretty easy to look into yourself. Just look at the famous festivals, events, cafes, art, etc.
Adelaide is the cultural and historical heartland of Australia.
Also AFL? Get fucked, Vics stole that from SANFL, the oldest league.
Melbourne has less history than Adelaide, less cultural festivals, less historical areas like the Barossa and Adelaide Hills
Your city is a fraudulent imitation of Adelaide, which I'll remind you is the only capital city in Australia with positive interstage immigration. Everyone wants to live in SA, not Victoria.
>Adelaide
I live here and it's a complete shithole. Nothing happens, there is no good specality shops (because nobody fucking lives here). There are no events (retards will say le fringe and le races and ignore that every preformer and event stays in the East coast). The greater area can be divided into Shithole (North) and Lesser Shithole (South). We're also the Meth capital of Australia, why? Because just like Scotland, we are a boring shithole so everybody turns to drugs to dull it. The '''nightlife''' of Adelaide consists of a 200 metre stretch of road populated by bogans and schizo's and if not them a bunch of 19 year olds trying to get into one of the 3 clubs that exist on the shithole street.
Nobody in their right mind would travel to this dump for le hecking culture n history. Everything we have here exists in the East coast, but they have it better.
For those reading the thread who are not from Adelaide: this man is clearly a Victorian. What he is saying is delusional and simply not true.
>a place doesn't have history until after it becomes a state
retard