Here's a hot tip about Aus from a local

Sydney and Melbourne are tourist traps, utterly soulless and aritifical and not a good representation of Australia. If you plan to travel here go to SA or WA

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >melbourne
    >soulless
    Literally the only city with soul in this shit hole country

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol. Lmao even. I didn't realise being budget nouveau-riche Adelaide was soul

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ATTENTION tourists, migrants, and seppos - stick to Melbourne.
    Perth is really shit, trust me. DO NOT COME HERE you filthy fricks.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're trying to do a thing but you're actually being truthful. Perth is a boring shit hole.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I keep seeing Perth over the past decade as a fancy place to relocate on a bong tv show for future expats. It must be soulless if the BBC are touting the frick out of it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well your choices are anglo hell, chink hell, leb hell, or beautiful aboriginal culture.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait which one has all the aboriginals? In all honesty I have a morbid curiosity about those guys. I want to see them up close

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Parts of WA, but NT (Darwin and Alice) for the true experience.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Melbourne c**ts are really up their own bum, I don't know why it is.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah OP Mt Isa, Broken Hill, Ararat and Melbourne really share a culture, great map *under breath* fricking moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*under breath*
      Lmfao c**t

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disregard that, foreign fricks
    Smellbourne is your designated containment zone

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SA
    >WA
    Most soulless fricking states in this country.
    Literally nothing to do that you can't already do in any other country.
    VIC, NSW and ACT have all the history and culture while NT, Tasmania and Queensland have all the nature.
    You literally have no reason to visit WA or SA.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Vic
      >History and culture
      c**t what? It's the second youngest state

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also the state with the most famous criminal history with the likes of Ned Kelly, Chopper Reed, Squizzy, Peter Dupas and more.
        Victoria also had the Gold Rush which gave rise to historic towns such as Ballarat and Bendigo and had the infamous Eureka Stockade.
        Victoria also has famous sport history, creating AFL, Melbourne Cup, Australian Open and hosting the Australian Grand Prix.
        Victoria also has historic buildings such as Melbourne Zoo (oldest zoo in Australia), The Shrine of Remembrance, Royal Exhibition Building and St Mary's Cathedral.
        There's plenty more history considering the rivalry with NSW, being the largest city in Australia and such.
        Victoria and Melbourne is famous for its culture which I can't be fricked explaining and which is pretty easy to look into yourself. Just look at the famous festivals, events, cafes, art, etc.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Adelaide is the cultural and historical heartland of Australia.
          Also AFL? Get fricked, Vics stole that from SANFL, the oldest league.
          Melbourne has less history than Adelaide, less cultural festivals, less historical areas like the Barossa and Adelaide Hills

          Your city is a fraudulent imitation of Adelaide, which I'll remind you is the only capital city in Australia with positive interstage immigration. Everyone wants to live in SA, not Victoria.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Adelaide
            I live here and it's a complete shithole. Nothing happens, there is no good specality shops (because nobody fricking lives here). There are no events (morons will say le fringe and le races and ignore that every preformer and event stays in the East coast). The greater area can be divided into Shithole (North) and Lesser Shithole (South). We're also the Meth capital of Australia, why? Because just like Scotland, we are a boring shithole so everybody turns to drugs to dull it. The '''nightlife''' of Adelaide consists of a 200 metre stretch of road populated by bogans and schizo's and if not them a bunch of 19 year olds trying to get into one of the 3 clubs that exist on the shithole street.

            Nobody in their right mind would travel to this dump for le hecking culture n history. Everything we have here exists in the East coast, but they have it better.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              For those reading the thread who are not from Adelaide: this man is clearly a Victorian. What he is saying is delusional and simply not true.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a place doesn't have history until after it becomes a state
        moron

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