Tell us about your best/worst hostel experiences.
I'm 26 and I've never been in a hostel because I'm a bit antisocial. Am I missing out?
Hostel experiences
Tell us about your best/worst hostel experiences.
I'm 26 and I've never been in a hostel because I'm a bit antisocial. Am I missing out?
Yes, you're missing out, but for a different reason than you may think. See, hostels are absolute shit. Staying in hostels for prolonged periods of time can seriously smash your hope for humanity. You'll see people fucking, shitting, throwing up, being utter assholes. You'll deal with obnoxious perpetually drunk cunts, annoying and smelly spiritual travellers, dodgy fucks and naive young shits. You will also get robbed, be disturbed in your sleep, be bitten by obscure insects and, in general, will feel your physical and mental health go down the drain.
However, I think everyone should have at least once in their lives """"enjoyed"" hostel life. It's shit, but then again, you will also probably become part of the problem by being this obnoxious cunt yourself.
The plus side is that you'll also meet interesting people, get drunk everyday, will fuck easy hos and return home with at least a dozen cool stories.
>Venezuelans and third worlders stealing toothpaste
Yes.
>Antifa gays vandalizing your shoes or someshit for equality
Yes.
>naive young sluts
Yes, picrel (sideways prob). Haha got drunk yet again!!
>become part of the problem
Good. What goes around comes around. I also enoy watching the younger crowd realize how shitty life is from the time they check in to the time they leave.
French women are trash.
I hope a massive recession sends these Bitshits and Eurotrash home. EU needs to lose another pipeline.
>will fuck easy hos
where do I fuck a girl in a hostel? in the bathroom?
I've stayed in plenty of hostels and all I ever experienced was sometimes disturbed sleep, rarely it wasn't clean, the shared kitchen was sticky, and the shared bathroom wasn't always available. But I stayed in private rooms often as well to avoid this, it was only when I was low on money I saved with a dorm and it always sucked if someone else was in there but even then I got the room to myself a lot. What I hate almost as much as the guests are the staff.
TIL: Staying in a hostel is like living in Canada
i stayed in one at singapore just for cheap bed at the end of an asia trip.
some aussie fucking whale shut down the ac cause it was too hot and the whole room was running on a tiny AC. We all had sleeping pods. Me and some french dude woke up at 2 am to go get the staff, who were confused why they werent working. the fucking bitch shut it off at the breaker.
i never met anyone else in my hostel. I left in the morning and came back to sleep. The money I saved went into an expensive buffet and shopping.
Hostels are great for meeting people when solo travelling.
I fucked a Spanish girl in a shared (empty) room in a hostel once, and an old hippie German guy with an old Chinese guy walked out in us.
The Chinese guy wanked while looking at me and the girl during the night, which was weird.
Are you good-looking?
Not really, I'm kind of odd looking, but some girls really dig it
I watched a Laos and a Samoan get into a violent knife fight while staying in Bulgaria.
Story time!
>2014, travel to Bulgaria from Bucharest, Romania because i think it would be fun (i was wrong)
>go to Sofia, stay in some hole-in-the-wall hostel
>looks like a dilapidated mental asylum, straight STALKER shit
>housing about 40 people, varying backgrounds but about 80% were south pacific
>feel like i just went from the rich, Carpathian Mountains to the Florence ADX (Bulgaria edition)
>only like 5 other white people, a family of serbs who got stuck in bulgaria during some flight mishap
>we all are hanging out in this little back corner area next to an open window
>a stereotypical, block head Samoan guy (6'4, 250 lbs. fat-built) keeps getting into this argument with this little wiry Laotian dude
>apparently the Samoan guy kept fucking with the communal microwave, kept putting food in it and leaving it to stink up the whole place and the Laotian finally had enough
>Laotian breaks out one of the 8 inch fillet knives from the kitchen area
>keeps bluffing and doing this stupid fencing or musketeer thing with the knife
>Samoan backs into the kitchen area and grabs a kitchen knife from the block
>Samoan guy wasn't fucking around, started just walking into the little dude, swinging haphazardly
>ends up backing the guy to our little corner and nearly shoves him out the window before they manage to throw each other back to the main area
>both guys are pretty much cut to shit and blood is pooling on the ground in random spots
>two cops arrive, come upstairs
>Samoan dude just goes fuck it, goes into the kitchen, grabs the microwave, hurls it at the Laotian guy who is pretty much about to die, runs up and body slams him
>cops barrel in from hearing the commotion
>Samoan fucking leaps out the second story window and onto an onning
>disappears into the night
>little Laos dude is taken to hospital
>hunchback in-keep take care of the blood
Most memorable thing was the Metallica playing through a shitty TV speaker system the whole time
Bulgaria is bad
Holyshit
Top kek.
And I think I've been there. Hostel Mostel?
place didn't even have a name, just some shithole with a sandwhich sign saying 'HOSTEL ~ 11 EURO/NIGHT!'
This gave me vivid imagery, quite the storyteller.
fucking leaps out the second story window and onto an onning
into the night
>a violent knife fight
Thanks for clarifying
kek lao people are super chill how the fuck did this happen
I lived in a hostel for eight months selling coke to Yankees and fucking a different girl every week. Its alright.
>Be me in Bogota,Colombia
>Eat at sketchy restaurant on days 3
>Comeback to hostel and fall asleep
>Wake up early in the morning 4am with what felt like a fist in my upper stomach.
>Ohshit.jpeg
>Thinking it will problably pass
>It doesn't
>The flood walls are holding strong but diarhea is coming at full speed.
>Must use toilet!
>Rush to toilet but OBVSLY its located near the front desk.
>Im a shy pooper but gotta get down to business its an emergency!
>4AM in toilet not a single sound since everyone is sleeping other then the hostel clerk.
>Release the kraken
>Fuck its loud
>Finish
>Feels great
>Leave the toilet
>Clerk looks at my defeated grim
>Back to bed...sleep 10min.
>Round2
>Run again
>Clerk regconizes me
>Fuckme.jpeg
Rinse and repeat 5 time lol
Otherwise had a blast!
Are hostal girls seriously easy? I feel like the ratio would be off and there will be 4 simps to 1 girl trying to pigeon dance their her pants. 24 and always want to fuck some white sluts in European hostel
all of them are unironically full of AIDs
stick to nitika rajesh.
Depends on your age, hostals have pretty strict age requirements that most burgers don't get. Shagging a hag is easy but you need to know the basics
first of age
>13-16
This is your prime years for using hostals you'll have the most beer, the most fun, the most enjoyment from everyone
>16-18
Golden years, you can have a lot of fun still but you need to be careful, think about it and make the most of your time
>18-21
Getting up there you best enjoy the last of the summers wine as you can't enjoy it much longer
>21-24
Only good if you are fit and rich, otherwise what are you doing in a hostal get a hotel and consider other holiday options. If you are a fellow European you can get away with it, specifically Australians and Americans should stay home for holiday if considering this
>25+
You should only use a hostal as a last resort.
I can get by since I am not a burger but most people +25 should really consider settling down and raising children, you shouldn't be playing games if your that old.
Exquisite, expecting at least 7 replies to the post by thread end
This anon is the arbiter of fucking. Don't even THINK about putting your penis in a woman after 25 FREAK.
if ure not rich by 30 with a lambo and a cool tinder profile banging instathots u did not make it in life
An ugly or below average guy in a hostel does not get laid, unless he is the hostel owner and comps her bunk for it.
Some countries have extremely comfortable hostels for very low rates. Others are shabbily assembled, run-down shitholes for people who are always on the move.
Why don’t you fucking losers just sack up and go fuck a hooker like a real man. Imagine “gaming” western women jfl
Yeah, pretty much this. Hookers or working girls are so much worth the time and money to put into than some bitch you meet in hostels. Go to Dubai, there are some high class working girls there. They got proper job, car and penthouse of their own. For 1000 AED, they'd drive you to their home and fuck your brains out
>go to Dubai, there are some high class working girls there.
elaborate on this, I've been to dubai and I didn't know this
Their base of operations is in nightclub. My personal favourite are Czar, Red Square, and The Premiere. Those club always have 3:1 female to male ratio.
Dude there's no way everyone is having that much sex in hostels, probably still just chads only
I stayed in a capsule hostel in Ukraine for 3 days. There were Africans and Euros only. I was the only American and all the girls there were with their group-mates so forget about finding someone to smash at a hostel
I stayed in a Hostel in Cairns and there were two aussie girls sleeping topless on the bunks when i walked in. i made some noise to wake them up to let them know i was there and turned away from them when they came to cuz i didn't want to look like a creep. they giggled at me for acting so embarassed about it and said it was no big deal. saw them walking around in panties and stuff the entire 4 days i stayed. no, i never had sex with them.
Whats it with aussies and being exhibitionist in hostels
>working in Vietnam
>weekend trip to Bangkok to renew tourist visa 🙂
>hostel is in weird area, very nice but almost empty
>no roommates in 10 person dorm
>spend weekend fucking around markets, binge eating, and doing street photography
>chat with fellow travelers at night
>7 AM flight to HCMC monday
>return to dorm, sneeze
>hear "bless you"
>it's a cute California asian college freshman in the bunk directly over mine
>we both immediately know we're going to have sex
>get invited up, 5 minutes of cuddling
>"no guy can make me come"
>change that
>leave next morning
>no idea what her name was, i think it was like "Ba" or something like that, all I remember is that she was Burmese. happy to think that i gave her something to remember. Hostel was "The Spades"
I don’t understand this meme about hostels only being for teenagers. Most of the people i meet there are mid twenties to the point where I actually feel like it’s a disadvantage to be a younger dude trying to get girls.
People do bang at hostels but again the tall, white euro dudes usually have the advantage although a surprising amount of foreign women were looking for local dudes. In my experience women in hostels are pretty friendly but you have to find a way to go up to them, they never initiate; especially if they’re in a group of two or more. On the topic of women, most hostel girls are really mid (either due to alcohol abuse, weight or age) and I wouldn’t put my dick inside them so yeah you’re going to have a fair bit of competition if you like the one attractive younger girl there.
Every guy I’ve met is pretty chill if a bit flaky. Hope you like small talk and alcohol though.
Also in my experience I’ve heard of more girls talking about their hostel hookup stories in person than men, and the dudes get a little quiet when the girls start talking.
>I don’t understand this meme about hostels only being for teenagers. Most of the people i meet there are mid twenties
Completely agree. I been to two le European backpacking trips now at 19, first at 18 yo and another at 19. In many cases I found myself being youngest in the group, though there are many people who just turned 18 as well. Never banged any hostel girls because I'm too insecure and autistic. Women in hostels are quite chill in general and well receptive to your advantages but if you have are bad at reading people, etc your chances are lower than socially well adjusted men. I am a smoker so I tend to meet lot of hostelgoers at smoking spots.
Pic rel is Kreuzberg, Berlin at evening.
>I don’t understand this meme about hostels only being for teenagers
Sounds like another incel myth to me too.
Especially since I'm from a country where hostels are mostly a thing for middle-aged blue collar workers.
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It's o v e r if you're a sub-9/10 beta. The genetically favored Chad with alpha male pheromones crushes a different pussy every night of the week. These depraved roasties will let him piss all over her in the tub, cum on her face, smack her around, spit on her, then throw her out into the street. BUT these same roasties would sooner fuck a dog than someone with beta male genes, could be the littlest thing like a weak chin, height, acne, scruffy facial hair, dark skin... It's over for these guys (90% of men).
If someone is posting on here about hostel sex they are either:
>lying
>a 7-8/10 repeatedly posting about a single one (1) experience they had with a drunk desperate Asian chick who can't differentiate between white guys, on a night there were no Chads in the hostel
>took the hampill and shacked up with a butt-ugly 400lb whale that Chad rejected
>a washed up former Chad in his 40s with nothing better to do than sit on his fat ass and reminisce
>a washed up former Chad in his 40s with nothing better to do than sit on his fat ass and reminisce
This is me.
I feel bad for not having casual sex
It's just sighseeners coping for being too scared to stay in hostels because they know that they just freeze up in social situations.
Common copes include:
>They're for teenagers
>They're dirty
>I don't want my stuff stolen
>They're too loud at night
>Why would I want to sleep in a room with other people
>They're for hippies/drug addicts
>I'm going on holiday to spend money not save money
You clearly have only stayed in party hostels and it shows
Not even that. A few, and they were even worse. Most of my experiences come from "serious" hostels with long-term guests. People are people I guess.
Don't get me wrong, it took a few weeks for me to get used to it, but after that it was okay
>I'm 26
You're too old. Hostels are for 18-22 year olds
There are different types of hostels, it really depends on how it's advertised.
Yankees live on the assumption that all of them are some juvvie recreational centers for socializing and not just a place to sleep.
I've been to crummy hostels where everyone is like 40 years old and smoking cigarettes in the kitchen.
You could call these types the gathering places of the lower echelon of the society.
One step above the abandoned railyard building or mansion where junkies live.
the social aspect is cope for poors, as if you couldn't socialize outside of the hostel for some reason lol
I'm short, I have bad skin, I live with my parents. Even I get laid in hostels. Knowing how to talk to girls helps. Some of these girls have the wildest stories though. One girl was saying her 18 year old friend lost her virginity to her Indonesian tour guide and thought she was in love. That one made me gag a little. But hey if Mulyadi can get some prime untouched tail (and get paid for it) what's stopping you?
19 year old me on my own fly out to London, takes 12 hours to get there and then more just to get to the hostel.
Im absolutely exhausted as I get to hostel, try to make conversation with the hostel clerk but he wasnt having it.
Get to the room; it has 4 bunk beds. I put down my shit, lock the door from the inside and go to sleep.
At some point hear somebody knocking at the door; I ignore it and go back to sleep.
In the morning I get up and drop the keys at reception.
>Best
Partying, hang-gliding, hiking, and riding down swiss alps for 8 days straight in Interlaken
Fucking a cute mexican girl in the middle of our dorm room while all our friends were drinking just 5m away. It was quite unlike me to not care and made cooming a bit harder but hey you give things a go while travelling.
>Worst
Never really that bad, all just part of the experience:
Amsterdam we all got woken to a fatass who got down off his top bunk and started pissing the the mouth of some poor Korean kid while getting a fair bit on everyone's bags and stinking the fucking room out, not a great sleep that night.
Marrakech we had a drunk local trying to scam/trap/abuse one of our friends and nearly smash down the hostel door for 3 hours straight 1am-4am while screaming and keeping us all up (no roof for sound insulation since it was a Riad)
Only ever tried out hostels once
>Be young me
>Quit dead end job
>Book one way ticket to Bangkok for the next day
>Read up on the entry rules a few hours before
>Ohshit I need a place to stay before I arrive
>Go on Booking and find the cheapest hostel just to have something to show to border control
>Arrive, check in, enter room and see 10 bunk beds, 9 of the occupied by half naked indian gentlemen, all looking up from their laptops studying me like I'm jailbait
>I do a 360 and walk away
>Go to Starbucks nearby to use wifi
>Book a real hotel
>Feelsgreat
>Check out a couple of days later to stay at an airbnb
>At checkout the receptionist slides me her Line
>End up banging her for the rest of my time in Thailand
Hostels = Gangraped by indian men
Hotels = Consensual sex with hot receptionist girl
In my mind hotels are worth the extra money so I never tried a hostel again.
So much salt in this thread.
>salt
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>am i missing out?
Yes and No. You're missing out if you're antisocial because hostels act as a social crutch to get you to socialize. If you're extroverted and have no problems approaching people and starting up conversations left and right like me, then there is zero reason to ever stay at a hostel.
what's it like to work in a hostel? I'm a 30 year old neet loser from the US who just got EU citizenship and I want to travel over there but I'm broke. I worked in restaurants before covid and have management experience so I'm at least pretty social and good with people, though I don't like to drink anymore.
It depends greatly on the hostel. Some hostels are basically short-term crash pads for down-on-their-luck locals trying to save enough money for a place of their own. Others are long-term crash pads for nomads who work remotely and do nothing but sit in the common areas with their laptop all day. Others are social/party hostels, where all kinds of cool meetups or crazy shit goes down on the regular. Your work schedule is typically light, 2 hrs per day max, but you won't get paid.
>but you won't get paid
damn. I don't need a lot of money, I just need enough to eat + 140 US to pay maintenance on loans.