How do I travel Germany

The country seems incredible with notable cities. Even the small cities look charming. If I were to land in either Frankfurt or Munich, how should I spend 7 or 8 days?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frankfort is a shithole I'm talking American city tier
    Hamburg has some cool stuff but outside the center it's a shithole

    Go to
    Freiburg in the south near Switzerland
    Ulm/nuulm
    Trier
    Berlin
    Dresden
    Augsburg
    Duesseldorf
    Nuremberg

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dies. If in Augsburg maybe also take the train down to Landsberg. Should be about one hour and it's a pretty small town.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't want to create another thread for this, so I'll ask here.
      Planning to go to Nuremberg for work.
      One guy I know is living in Berlin for almost a year and claims that English is enough to communicate with almost anyone there and that he doesn't speak a word of German.
      Is it true? Is Nuremberg any similar? How screwd I am if I need to go there and I don't speak German at all?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is Nuremberg any similar?
        no, it isn't. But you'll still be ok just don't act like a gay.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks, anon.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        English is enough in almost every euro country except France and rual balkins

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is your motivation? How long fo you plan on staying in germany?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    refer to the map

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dusseldorf
      >nice

      It is easily one the ugliest most soulless fricking cities I've ever seen in my life, even by German standards, ergo shit taste so rest of map likely can't be trusted.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hanover
        >beyond repair
        It wasn't even that bad.

        Don't bother with that stupid map. Jump on a tram or rent a car and explore and check these places for yourself.
        It's some of the smaller cities and towns that range from underrated to pure heaven. Meiningen, Gorlitz, Monchengladbach, Wernigerode, Thale, Luneberg, Bad Erach, etc.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hanover
      >beyond repair
      It wasn't even that bad.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If we're going off of pre ww2 city Berlin was basically leveled.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking about going to Dresden again (last time I was there was the mid 2010's)
      >see online if restaurant I went to is still there
      >gone, but I see McDonald's, KFC, Subway, Subway, Mcdonald's
      Es ist vorbei. At least I got to see it before Grünes Gewölbe got looted.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was ist los mit Dresden? I am going there here and now for a day trip and I don´t know if it is just me, but I find it more and more going to shit.. Closed shops, garbage on the streets ( and thats coming from Czech person, where we are used to it), not so good vibes - are we just getting better and I am losing memory, or is really something going on?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Made me check if the restaurant I went to in Heidelberg was still there and it is, twelve years later. Was on a quasi-school trip and ordered Jaegermeister with my meal as a joke. Those cheeky c**ts actually gave it to me and I had knock back a shot with girls watching. If anyone travels through Heidelberg check out the Goldener Falke.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which region has the best countryside? Bavaria?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Germany is an americanized dump. Do not go there. West goymoney is chicongo tier and in south germany everyone is EXTREMELY violently racist. Do not go if you are a mutt Hispanic and unless you are confident you can defend yourself against 4 or more roided out men all at the same time. Average height there is 6’4 so enjoy getting crippled in germoney. Do not go if you post on /misc/ since german intelligence IDs foreigners and grills them right when they get off the plane into that shit hole. I have a friend who used to post tame LARPs on faceberg and he got pulled off the plane and questioned by glowies when they landed.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frankfurt is incredibly boring, avoid

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't get the attraction with Germany. I mean yeah the beer and wine and cheese and bread can be fantastic but there's better cheese and wine in France and there's better beer in the Czech Republic. The people in Germany can come across as either too stern or too awkwardly friendly to most other westerners. Just pick one pretty fairytale town to visit and then spend your money elsewhere.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >complain about Germans being antisocial weirdos
      >talks up France
      At least the Germans speak English

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No the people in France are also weird as frick, it's just that you have basically no reason to be in either country aside from seeing a couple sick old towns and trying the specialties of the local cuisine. Personally I think France at least has some better rural beauty than Germany.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        People in France spoke English and were oddly pleasant to me. I didn’t encounter any of the famous French rudeness at all. Places famous for friendliness, like Italy, seemed to be full of oddly grumpy people though.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah Italy fricking hates american men from my experiences there, you can def get into fights pretty easily and do NOT hit on their women whatever you do

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is there any country that loves American men?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thailand sort of

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          cos Italy is full of old people

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay but where is there better bread?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avoid Frankfurt, there is literally fricking nothing of interest there

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are prostitutes/escorts in Munich better than in Switzerland?

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