How do you move to the United States legally if you have no skills or money? How much money should you save to move?

How do you move to the United States legally if you have no skills or money? How much money should you save to move? What skills should you learn to increase your odds of getting a good job (aka something that will feed you and let you save up a bit)?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you move to the United States legally if you have no skills or money?
    You move to the US illegally. It's easier to break the law and get de facto, if not de jure amnesty, than to do so legitimately.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and what happens next?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get accepted for a PhD program

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not feasible for me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        become chud

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The money you need to get there depends too much on where you're going. I'm planning on going to California and apparently, around 5k usd would be enough to survive the first month, assuming you get a job as quickly as possible.
    And about your skills, the best jobs you can get as an illegal are freelance jobs as electrician, pc repairing, house painting, plumber, etc. Which pay more than minimum wage, but depend on your ability to promote yourself.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But if you want to "buy your visa" with money, then most likely you'll need more than 100k. Which is ridiculous.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Investment visa required setting up a business with 5-10 employees and investing 1.2 million usd last time I checked.

      OP the US does not want you the same way it does not want me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how only Russians and Chinese get to invest that kind of money.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's only ridiculous because they shouldn't be. The US should not allow any immigration period.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be Mexican and cross the border in a truck to get roasted alive

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    After 9/11 terror attacks it became extremely difficult to work illegally under the radar without a SSN. No employer is going to take that risk. Combine this with the decreasing use of cash and it becomes almost impossible.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >impossible
      >illegal work in america
      In the safe haven cities you get 10%+ illegal workers in many positions

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it's more like 10% legal workers and those guys are the tard wranglers for the other 90% who are illegal AF and speak no English.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes but they are Mexicans or Central Americans getting paid $2 an hour by other Mexicans or Central Americans. A European (like OP) has no hope of working in America illegally. The network simply isn't there.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it became extremely difficult to work illegally under the radar without a SSN. No employer is going to take that risk
      Imagine thinking this is true. During the summer I worked at a slaughterhouse to make money for college. During a group orientation they asked everyone "Do you all have a SSN? If not, come this way. They left, and came back a few minutes later. They just used the same SSN as another immigrate from the second country. Guess what, there's no way for the SS to track that either " somehow"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're an uninformed fool. I work in the tax industry. When a low IQ Guatemalan receives a W-2 for $200,000 for working 200 hours a week (because 10 other shitskins are sharing the same SSN), it's going to set off alarm bells at the IRS. Feds raid the place of the employment, the illegal immigrants are sent back, and the corrupt employer gets 20 years in prison.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao you think the IRS gives a fuck? That's cute.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They do retard.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              If they do, then how long does it usually take for them to notice and act on it? A few days? Weeks? Months?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh no, they'll send some strongly worded letters in 6 months

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's going to set off alarm bells at the IRS
          Nail polishing sheboon #1: "I ain't 'gon answer that!"
          Phone scrolling sheboon #2: "Hmph. Let it ring, I'm going on break."
          (call rings over to a full voicemail mailbox)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            IRS sends letters, never calls. But you're right.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao this guy never worked a labor job growing up

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please don’t come here. I need a break from committing hate crimes against people like you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meds.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right now is probably the easiest it has been to find work in the US since obama first turn. Many americans dropped out of their jobs during the pandemic and now are either working from home or receiving ''aid'' from the government.
    You should look for low paying labour in construction or factory work. I don't recommend farming.
    If there're no more h1b1 spots for the current year, you can always go the illegal route.
    If you want something better, go to a trade school in your country and gain at least a year of experience.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Birth a child there or marry a local.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only available if you're a woman

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just fly in on a tourist visa and never leave.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if I'm a software engineer with some work experience in that field?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All H1B visas are bought up by FAANG and spent on autistic street shitters and bugmen chinks

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was never going to be able to get into FAANG anyway, too competitive

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Greencard lottery

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Already tried three times. No luck yet.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry bro, America doesn't want unlucky people

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What mailing address to specify in DS-260 form? I don't have a house yet.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'll marry one of u gays for $100k USD

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly, why do people still want to go there? It's not what it used to be

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Family, the varied climates between states, the entertainment and culinary industries, larger power of the dollar over most currencies.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i want white pussy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who doesn't?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I prefer latina pussy all day long

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Alright.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me too.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer latina pussy all day long

        There's plenty of both in the US, so stop fighting

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not American, but I did look into it some time ago cuz I was thinking of doing the same and the only way a normal person can move to USA nowadays is by marrying an American, everything else is either luck, needs tons of money or have to be super smart. USA is one of the hardest countries to move to, feels almost isolationist even.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      7 million Mexicunts and Squatemallians move here illegally every year you lazy cunt, the government gives them a free cellphone, health insurance and $2500 in EBT when they arrive

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not gonna move there illegally.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm about to get a BCs in computer science in europe and I plan to pursue a part-time master's to start working in the meantime, how do I move to the US asap?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sneak across the Mexican border and you get a 2 year residency permit, a greencard, free health insurance and a cellphone

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        is this for real ?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No you fucking idiot. You'll get deported within 1 month if you dont stick to the biggest cities.

          You need to be a millionaire in usd if you want to live here legally with no skills.

          You would probably be a millionaire in whatever currency you use if you already had access to university skills like engineering.

          Well if you do emigrate just know that your children will be the ones to have good lives. Not you, making much above minimum wage is questionable for you atleast for a good while

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, see this. The government, the media and all companies love illegals. In California you get free college, free food, free housing and free medical and a get out of jail free card for any crime

          >How do you move to the United States legally
          Why would you even want to come here? This place is awful, and only getting worse. Anyway, doing it the "official" way is time-consuming and expensive, not to mention extremely difficult for a NEET. That said, you can always just show up here and declare yourself a refugee, and you'll get a ton of handouts and treated better than people who were actually born here.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you move to the United States legally
    Why would you even want to come here? This place is awful, and only getting worse. Anyway, doing it the "official" way is time-consuming and expensive, not to mention extremely difficult for a NEET. That said, you can always just show up here and declare yourself a refugee, and you'll get a ton of handouts and treated better than people who were actually born here.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forge a ukrainian passport and go to canada instead

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forge a ukrainian passport and get accepted as a refugee

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