How long prior to departure should I go the airport for US flights? Mostly domestic, plus NY-Toronto and SF-Vancouver.
I am brown btw
How long prior to departure should I go the airport for US flights? Mostly domestic, plus NY-Toronto and SF-Vancouver.
I get there 1.5 hours early for domestic and ALWAYS opt out.
2 hours early for international is ideal but in practice I almost always am there 1.5 hours early too.
I ALWAYS opt out of the scanners. The TSA gays will lie and say "CHUDFUCK, WE DON'T HAVE SOMEBODY WHO CAN PAT YOU DOWN FOR 20 MINUTES!" and look all exasperated and shit. So I say "Cool, I'll wait" then in 5 minutes some angry TSA guy is there and saying shit like "YOU KNOW YOU GET MORE RADIATION ON YOUR CELLPHONE, RIGHT CHUDFUCK!" they get so mad when a slave doesn't walk through their death scanners lmao. Obviously, I go through the metal detectors when those are used. I opt out of the full body scanners.
Yeah I'm a schizo and one time those retards literally waved the body scanner up and down my body for like 2 minutes and it felt like my balls hurt afterwards
Yeah I went through the full body scanners once and my balls were killing me. I did it because I was in a rush and they pulled the "You got 20 minutes!!!!!" and I had ten minutes before boarding ended.
ALWAYS opt out. Even if it's just being a bit paranoid you at least get to annoy the TSA.
Man. Hope that can't cause any permanent damage. I need my balls juicy and fertile for pumping thick loads
How do you opt out? Do you literally just tell them you don't want to do the scan?
Yeah, when you put your stuff on the tray that goes through the metal detector just tell the TSA dude "I'm opting out" and then they'll yell "Male opt out" and may try to gaslight you by saying "it'll be 20 minutes!" usually it's only a 5 minute wait at most. Then they let you through this door, pat you down and you're good to go.
Okay thanks fellow schizo
Usually just walk through the body scanner but will do this my next flight to hopefully see a tsa seethe
>they'll yell "Male opt out"
Legit curious, how can they tell your gender?
Can you specify if you want to be patted down by a male or female agent?
If so, do they ask for your passport?
>I opt out of the full body scanners.
Which is fine with me, but I'm curious as to why? Not mad at you, just wanting to understand your position.
Never mind, for some reason my computer was not downloading all the thread, I see it has been discussed.
Serious question, if I eat a lot of iron gummies then start shitting before going through tsa but hold the shit in between my ass cheeks will the scanner go off as a metal object? And then they would have to search my ass only to find a shit? I mean like a half the jar of iron gummies type thing
Similar question, if I’m unvaccinated and need to pass through America, what bullshit do I have to deal with?
Do I have to find a route that just completely avoids america?
>Do I have to find a route that just completely avoids america?
You do if you don't have documents showing at least 2 injections.
Couple hours