How the fuck do i make it to the united states

The whole pandemic and a recent political shift in my country have bloated the waiting lists at the american embassy. I imagine the situation is similar in most other countries.
Is there any way to bypass the whole interview and get a visa anyway? or speed it up? just anything to get there

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is there any way to bypass the whole interview and get a visa anyway?
    Realistically, no. Getting sent on a business trip or diplomatic mission would be quicker but there are still interviews and processing times involved, and you’d be expected to have a return ticket that you would actually use. So your legal status in the country would lapse before long.

    >inb4 “Marry an American”—that still takes at least a year to process, sometimes much more
    >inb4 “Go to Mexico”—4chan is pig ignorant about how easy it really is for foreign nationals to get across that border… you might try to get yourself smuggled across if you have a lot of money and don’t mind risking your life but your odds aren’t great. Only a tiny fraction of illegal immigration to the US happens overland
    >Inb4 “pretend to be a refugee”—nobody on sighsee has any realistic understanding of the actual processes involved in refugee and asylum-seeking status, which also take years and absolutely suck for the people who are involved

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you just fly to a sanctuary city as a tourist wait 10 years then you're a citizen

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        > you just fly to a sanctuary city as a tourist wait 10 years then you're a citizen
        Not how it works, at all. Cities don’t have the power to grant citizenship. All sanctuary cities can do is refuse to help deport you, they don’t magically naturalize you.

        Also, he evidently comes from a country where he needs a visa to come as a tourist, so it doesn’t skip the visa application and interview process. He can’t get onto the plane to the sanctuary city you don’t understand without some kind of visa.

        Nice try, though. Ignorant, but nice try.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Inb4 “pretend to be a refugee”—nobody on sighsee has any realistic understanding of the actual processes involved

      No one in the State Department does either.

      Tell me youre a meme without saying youre a meme.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tell me youre a meme without saying youre a meme.
        I’m probably worse than a meme, although I’m not sure what being a meme even means. I work with refugees, and interface with many of the bureaucrats who are involved with processing them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only a tiny fraction of illegal immigration to the US happens overland

      Completely false. These mexican mules have turned our border into a human and drug trafficking highway. The border has been almost wide open for decades. Mexico has lost control of it territory to mexican cartel terrorists, mexicans like this fact, they are proud of it. Peasants are literally making it across the border and deep within the united states facilitated by criminal ganks and human trafficking networks. POISON is coming accross the fucking border. Human garbage and literal POISON. This is an opium war, and a mass migration that will go in the history books. War with mexico is absolutely justified at this point for there utter incompetence, and lack of control over their cartel terrorist overlords.

      death to mexico.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    stay the fuck away shitskin

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks he is white

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        whiter than you ahmed

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easy, just do the esta online, can be done in 10 mins.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck off, we're full

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    we don't let people in because they can rack up literally like 200k in debt on a BS, MA, healthcare, etc..

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just walk across the southern border, ghere is no borders in America, just walk in and youre a citizen.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have ko idea why you’d want to enter that shithole. Unles you’re trans.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just be rich

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