I have 2 egirls that are not repulsed at the thought of an American aspie visiting them.

Ok this sounds a bit retarded but I've had enough of being an anxious loser! I want to travel internationally but I have no idea on how it works. Do I need special paper work to travel to Portugal and Korea? How do I get cheap flights to those countries? How much do I pack? What fucking footwear should I buy?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I get cheap flights to those countries? How much do I pack? What fucking footwear should I buy?

    The absolute state of men

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I want to travel internationally but I have no idea on how it works.
      You decide on a destination and pick a date to travel
      >Do I need special paper work to travel to Portugal and Korea?
      Depending on what passport you own; you may be required to get a Visa or type of Tourist Pass which is different for each country.
      >How do I get cheap flights to those countries?
      Book early or use points you may have accumulated with a bank. Fly on Tuesdays instead of over the weekend.
      >How much do I pack?
      Depends on how long are you going and if you intend to do laundry while on the trip.
      >What fucking footwear should I buy?
      Depends on the location and what you intend to do. Going to the beach; flipflops. Hiking; hiking boots.
      Whatever it is always prioritize comfort over style

      You see it like the perfect storm. I have to use 160+ hrs of leave this year or it's forfeit and I have found 2 cuties that tolerate me. I do not want to fuck this up.
      It seems like the tickets will be expensive Korea is avg 2k and Portugal is 800. I'm asking about clothing and footwear because I don't have have any clothes outside of my uniform.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm asking about clothing and footwear because I don't have have any clothes outside of my uniform

        Again, the absolute state of men. Anon, get your fucking life together, seriously.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just ask your mother to unsew the burger king logo and you have a classy black shirt anon

          Also pic rel seems very catfishy, be careful, don't let the promise of exotic pussy destroy your common sense

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just ask your mother to unsew the burger king logo and you have a classy black shirt anon

          Also pic rel seems very catfishy, be careful, don't let the promise of exotic pussy destroy your common sense

          I do have a decent job I'm a game warden. Now how do you seduce these women

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            make more money than a game warden

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are you talking about? I'm going backpacking in SEA and have no idea which shoes will fulfil the OSFA role. They need to be able to take at least half of the brunt of all the walking and surfaces while being able to be paired with shorts as well as chinos and a button down and need to be comfortable and cool. It's like mission impossible to find this perfect god shoe. This is literally like a 3x3 thread, post yours.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Weird, but it saves you from packing. If you're going to Portugal Just buy some regular shorts and a t-shirt, and some sneakers.
          Buy the rest when you're there.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/w8h25A2.jpg

        The Portuguese egirl verified herself in video chat a couple days ago. That why I have decided to go there instead of Korea. Plus Portugal tickets are less than half the price of a Korea one.

        Is that really the Korean e-girl? I'm a little disappointed. Show us the Portuguese e-girl anon. Where did you meet her?

        https://i.imgur.com/gy0T1QY.jpg

        You don't know me or the girl. I highly doubt some angolians are using a petite code monkey to intice depressed incels into meeting in Portugal of all places. She is definitely real. You all are upset and jealous that a white girl actually wants to see me instead of your brown Filipinas. And if it does happen to be a catfish so what a swift punch to his or her throat and I'm going to Spain.

        >She is definitely real. You all are upset and jealous that a white girl actually wants to see me instead of your brown Filipinas.
        fucking kek.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't have have any clothes outside of my uniform
        anon wtf
        you know when people on sighsee talk about living in their mom's basement and never leaving the house they were just joking
        you aren't supposed to actually do that

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I want to travel internationally but I have no idea on how it works.
    You decide on a destination and pick a date to travel
    >Do I need special paper work to travel to Portugal and Korea?
    Depending on what passport you own; you may be required to get a Visa or type of Tourist Pass which is different for each country.
    >How do I get cheap flights to those countries?
    Book early or use points you may have accumulated with a bank. Fly on Tuesdays instead of over the weekend.
    >How much do I pack?
    Depends on how long are you going and if you intend to do laundry while on the trip.
    >What fucking footwear should I buy?
    Depends on the location and what you intend to do. Going to the beach; flipflops. Hiking; hiking boots.
    Whatever it is always prioritize comfort over style

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming you are American, you just need a valid passport to visit Portugal and you can stay in the Schengen area for 90 days.
    If you visit outside of summer and just needs to get dressed in a very basic way, use the r/mfa uniform of chinos, a casual light blue oxford button down shirt (arms rolled up) and I would say get some not too aspie New Balance sneakers.
    Depending on the weather, maybe a light jacket/blazer or overshirt.

    I don’t know anything about Korea

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want this thread to be real just so that OP travels to Asia in his Burger King uniform and comes back with no money, one less kidney, and an understanding of how the internet works

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon the most expensive whores are the ones that are free. Go to SEA and meet your future hoe wife that would be way better than visiting your organ harvesting girls.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how did u meet these ladies and post pics of teh other one

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Met them on LULZ or soc. I do not have pictures but I do vc with the Portuguese woman alot. The Korean I am unsure if male or female but I've known them for a long time. I have faith they are both cuties

      Weird, but it saves you from packing. If you're going to Portugal Just buy some regular shorts and a t-shirt, and some sneakers.
      Buy the rest when you're there.

      Maybe I should go to sighsee and ask I'm 29 years old and I don't want to dress like a tourist so the gypsies don't bother me.

      Anon the most expensive whores are the ones that are free. Go to SEA and meet your future hoe wife that would be way better than visiting your organ harvesting girls.

      I only go to places where my discord contacts reside

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Met them on LULZ or soc
        how does this work? Like, step by step how did you meet them? I just see gays spamming their dicks and asses when I go on those boards. Is kik or discord the preferred way to meet qts? I'm skeptical cuz I don't think many qts will be posting on soc or LULZ of all places.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm skeptical

          That's because you're something approaching a well adjusted human.

          What's happening right here is Cleetus encountering his first catfish outside of a river.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            well let's just hope anon verified his girls. I.E. asking for timestamp + randomly generated string of numbers and letters. You know, something the person on the other end of the screen would have no hopes of pulling from somewhere else online.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Met them on LULZ or soc. I do not have pictures

        Don't do it anon. You'll end up as a lampshade or a skin suit for some chud.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          She sent me her pic actually. Petite. I think I could take her in a fight.

          You make what I'd call decent money but it doesn't mean you have it together.

          Travelling for pussy is a mistake and as someone who has done it I highly advise against it in almost every instance.

          What if it goes wrong? You actually meet and they aren't a catfish and then what? Imagine you don't get along at all. You're stuck somewhere until your return flight and resent the experience of travelling somewhere new.

          Korea and Portugal are both interesting places. Have ambitions outside of fleeting pussy. Be a man and pursue a dream and not a fickle and feeble minded creature. You'd have a cheaper and more rewarding experience chasing a mongoose.

          I am traveling for pussy and my health. If I don't take this vacation I will forced to work on my days off by my family. Literthave not taken a single day off since I was in college. I also have a friend in Spain so if things turn south in Lisbon I'll just go to Madrid

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    when you get your kidneys harvested, will you post pictures of the scars?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guys I'm serious I've never hadsex or seen a vagina. How do you make moves on girls. These aren't the filipinas and Colombian hookers. These are Korean and Portuguese

      The girls aren't even fit. They are pale and thin computer nerds. I doubt they could even take a punch.

      well let's just hope anon verified his girls. I.E. asking for timestamp + randomly generated string of numbers and letters. You know, something the person on the other end of the screen would have no hopes of pulling from somewhere else online.

      No I haven't done that yet I didn't want to be rude. They didn't ask one from me.

      >I'm skeptical

      That's because you're something approaching a well adjusted human.

      What's happening right here is Cleetus encountering his first catfish outside of a river.

      Fuck u they are real. They just won't post face cuz they are well known (obviously not celebrities)

      make more money than a game warden

      I'm make 90k in Ndakotawich isn't so bad especially since I'm not in oil. Funny thing is these girls make more than I do. Usually in America girls make less

      >Met them on LULZ or soc
      how does this work? Like, step by step how did you meet them? I just see gays spamming their dicks and asses when I go on those boards. Is kik or discord the preferred way to meet qts? I'm skeptical cuz I don't think many qts will be posting on soc or LULZ of all places.

      There are lots of gay men on there. Basically you sort through hundreds of flags and entitled women until you find 5 or so decent girls and of those girl you make friends. Then you ask to meet them.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No I haven't done that yet I didn't want to be rude. They didn't ask one from me.
        well anon, it'd probably be best to do so before you travel across the world to only realized you've been catfished. Don't see why they'd think it's rude. I always thought it was run of the mill protocol when meeting someone from online. Just trying to help.
        >There are lots of gay men on there. Basically you sort through hundreds of flags and entitled women until you find 5 or so decent girls and of those girl you make friends. Then you ask to meet them.
        well with those odds maybe I should stick with traditional apps. Damn.

      • 2 months ago
        sage

        90k in North Dakota isn't bad anon
        if they make more than you though i expect you're just gonna be orbiting unless you're particularly interesting

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah they make way more like 125k or something at least according to Glassdoor. Which I do have some doubts because I'm just a hick and these girls can get any guy from Californai, Boston or New York. And probably have their entire trip paid for. On one hand I'm happy I got girls interested but on the other I'm suHispanicious. Like if I was a girl I wouldnt be interested in me just saying.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        dude if you havent even video called with them this is big lap, the portugese could be a chud, changing your voice is not hard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        She sent me her pic actually. Petite. I think I could take her in a fight.
        [...]
        I am traveling for pussy and my health. If I don't take this vacation I will forced to work on my days off by my family. Literthave not taken a single day off since I was in college. I also have a friend in Spain so if things turn south in Lisbon I'll just go to Madrid

        >I doubt they could even take a punch
        >I think I could take her in a fight
        Anon, for someone who spends so much time on this site of all places, you really are naive. Or dumb. Kidnappers would either drug you or lure you into an ambush. Can you fight off six Angolan morons in some Portuguese alley, gay? If you really want to try your luck in meeting these "women", meet only in crowded public places, and don't go to their place. Take them to your hotel instead. Also, don't let them recommend which hotel to stay. You seem like a nice guy, so I hope this really turns out to be some nice international hookup story, instead of a true crime flick. Stay alert, and if things don't work out with the chicks, at least try to enjoy your vacation

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't know me or the girl. I highly doubt some angolians are using a petite code monkey to intice depressed incels into meeting in Portugal of all places. She is definitely real. You all are upset and jealous that a white girl actually wants to see me instead of your brown Filipinas. And if it does happen to be a catfish so what a swift punch to his or her throat and I'm going to Spain.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You would probably be better off going to these countries and setting up a Tinder than chasing some dubious egirls, specially since you are too much of a pussy to actually verify their identities like

            well let's just hope anon verified his girls. I.E. asking for timestamp + randomly generated string of numbers and letters. You know, something the person on the other end of the screen would have no hopes of pulling from somewhere else online.

            says. But if you really want to do it, by all means, go for it. Fortune favors the bold, I guess. But at least try to have some common sense and don't allow yourself to be blinded by excitement and hope of getting laid. Even simple tips like these

            [...]
            >I doubt they could even take a punch
            >I think I could take her in a fight
            Anon, for someone who spends so much time on this site of all places, you really are naive. Or dumb. Kidnappers would either drug you or lure you into an ambush. Can you fight off six Angolan morons in some Portuguese alley, gay? If you really want to try your luck in meeting these "women", meet only in crowded public places, and don't go to their place. Take them to your hotel instead. Also, don't let them recommend which hotel to stay. You seem like a nice guy, so I hope this really turns out to be some nice international hookup story, instead of a true crime flick. Stay alert, and if things don't work out with the chicks, at least try to enjoy your vacation

            can go a long way, even if the girls are what they say. If things go bad in Portugal, at least try some Francesinha before bailing to Spain. I personally loved them. Also, nobody is jealous of you because everyone thinks you're gonna get shanked, lmao

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Portuguese egirl verified herself in video chat a couple days ago. That why I have decided to go there instead of Korea. Plus Portugal tickets are less than half the price of a Korea one.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah fuck you at this point you’re just acting like a annoying naive 9 year old if this story is serious than fuck you for not realizing these replies were actually giving you sound advice i hope and pray for your downfall you will get your kidneys stolen and you deserve it

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You got trolled by a coomer and fr fr no cap it serves you right for trying to help an incel degenerate degrade a female

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well I'll be honest as of right now it's not looking too hot. My parents needed most my since it's the end of the quarter so I don't think I'll be able to afford the trip. I could put it on my credit card tho.

              [...]
              Is that really the Korean e-girl? I'm a little disappointed. Show us the Portuguese e-girl anon. Where did you meet her?
              [...]
              >She is definitely real. You all are upset and jealous that a white girl actually wants to see me instead of your brown Filipinas.
              fucking kek.

              No that's not her I actually don't know where that pic came or what a Korean looks like without makeup and plastic surgery. I have pics of the portu but I will not share those since she is my future wifey.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Listen buddy, you came here looking for advice and started chimping out when people told you to not be a retard. If it works for you and can get some pussy, great. But you should know that shit can go south real quick and you better be at least conscious of the possibility so just shut up and stop whining like a little girl

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You make what I'd call decent money but it doesn't mean you have it together.

    Travelling for pussy is a mistake and as someone who has done it I highly advise against it in almost every instance.

    What if it goes wrong? You actually meet and they aren't a catfish and then what? Imagine you don't get along at all. You're stuck somewhere until your return flight and resent the experience of travelling somewhere new.

    Korea and Portugal are both interesting places. Have ambitions outside of fleeting pussy. Be a man and pursue a dream and not a fickle and feeble minded creature. You'd have a cheaper and more rewarding experience chasing a mongoose.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go to Lisbon, use the MeetUp app and attend something that interests you somewhat, meet actual women in a normal environment, do something new and simultaneously 'build bricks' (see the Patrice O'Neal bit about that).

    I was there this morning, it's full of extremely clever, wealthy and dynamic people... And hence women who are total sluts and are starving for a real man who doesn't simp for their pussy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >who doesn't simp for their pussy
      Kek, did you even read OP's posts?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What I am doing is not simping it's called seduction. I am able to fly to an international girl's house in a matter of weeks and impregnate her with another charismatic Chad baby boy.

        But I do have bad news, the Portuguese woman has taken a break from discord to get her GitHub up to date.so idk if the whole "porking in Portugal" is still on the agenda.
        I have however replaced her with a whitexican in vera cruz

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Charismatic Chads don't become 29 year old virgins who need to fly half the world to get a crumb of egirl pussy. Nor do they need to ask the backpacking LARP board of a Senegalese basket-weaving forum for help in doing said traveling. I am unable to believe you are actually 2 years older than me

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone is different man and I had an extremely slow start. I got my first nude 3 weeks and 2 years ago I couldn't even talk to girls without crying like a bitch. I managed to do in 2 years most most people do in like 18. Gotta keep the momentum going.
            If you are interested I'll drop my discord. And potentially make a server or YouTube dedicated to my hunts

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >hey guise I'm an incel loser I'm starting a blog to brag about my total lack of success getting laid

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >hey guise I'm an incel loser I'm starting a blog to brag about my total lack of success getting laid

            dont make fun of mental illness

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's full of extremely clever, wealthy and dynamic people
      >in lisbon
      this sounds like a load of fucking shit. where were you? even Lapa isn't remotely like this.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe it's only the places I meet people. I don't go dumpster diving.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          and i asked where in lisbon.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe it's only the places I meet people. I don't go dumpster diving.

            Go to Lisbon, use the MeetUp app and attend something that interests you somewhat, meet actual women in a normal environment, do something new and simultaneously 'build bricks' (see the Patrice O'Neal bit about that).

            I was there this morning, it's full of extremely clever, wealthy and dynamic people... And hence women who are total sluts and are starving for a real man who doesn't simp for their pussy.

            She's in a city to the south of Lisbon in sebatul or something they are famous for its alcohol. But I would still visit Lisbon. That is if she ever replies

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just the fact you have to call yourself an aspie is all i need to know that this is a story with no happy endings

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok I'm not actually an aspie but my anxiety does get out of control especially around girls and that puts me on the spectrum. Kinda how a full sport venue will register on the rectum scale.

      https://i.imgur.com/5suTYQY.jpg

      >traveling for subpar pussy
      Get ready to have your organ stolen in mysterious countries

      Wtf is subpar about it. These are young white girls that actually exciting enough to let me come over.

      Listen buddy, you came here looking for advice and started chimping out when people told you to not be a retard. If it works for you and can get some pussy, great. But you should know that shit can go south real quick and you better be at least conscious of the possibility so just shut up and stop whining like a little girl

      I'm not chimping I just annoyed by all the salty replies I get about having my organs removed. I'm not a dumbass that easily walks into traps.

      >hey guise I'm an incel loser I'm starting a blog to brag about my total lack of success getting laid

      The blog would be to help other incels get laid. I'm a soon to be success story

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The blog would be to help other incels get laid. I'm a soon to be success story
        well then help me. Best apps/sites to use, how to conversate with them, etc.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >traveling for subpar pussy
    Get ready to have your organ stolen in mysterious countries

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this thread is a bit of a shit show, but glhf if this isn't a larp. i recommend not placing all your mental eggs in one basket in case the egirl thing falls through. if you get there and don't get insta-sucked by your target girl just be mentally flexible enough to still go have some fun while there. solo travel tends to be pretty dope if you can relax into it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too late already did.But now it appears she has ghosted my ass. I can be quite intimidating so I don't blame her.

      >The blog would be to help other incels get laid. I'm a soon to be success story
      well then help me. Best apps/sites to use, how to conversate with them, etc.

      I would say add me on discord but now idk if the trip is still on. It appears she is no longer on discord.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so discord is best place to meet them is what you're saying?

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine unironically traveling thousands of miles to visit women you've never met before. Honestly, I feel like a cuck talking to women online at all, but it's especially cringe if they're like in a different town.

    Here's a basic rule of thumb: If you have to change train/bus or take a flight lol to meet her, that's too far away and you're simpmaxxing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have any local girls to meet. At my age most want a man with a house and I still live family in the attic. So my options are extremely limited and I've found that most Europeans are cucked out of housing anyway and don't really mind me being a loser.

      Bring something to detect the little spy cameras at wherever you're staying.

      I'm not worried about that I'll be at their place I hope.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring something to detect the little spy cameras at wherever you're staying.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon if these people browse other boards, how do you know they haven't seen this thread? Good luck btw, Portugal is cool

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No they browse sighsee and sighsee and sighsee. I don't think would come here. No one comes here. Give me tips.

      so discord is best place to meet them is what you're saying?

      Yes add me Lastmelon#5424 I'll show all the women

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd have to make a discord first. And what do you mean 'show all the women'? Like introduce me, or have you just been stockpiling nudes or something?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No I don't have nudes I'm not that degenerate. I will give you tags tho. Just teach me about travel

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I haven't traveled that much myself. I just gave the same advice everyone else gave you before you fly across the globe to meet a girl. Make sure you're not being catfished. So I don't think I'd be that much help to you. I also have no clue how discord works.

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