I have to go to Las Vegas for five days (work conference) next month. I got sober 2 years ago and hate gambling.

I have to go to Las Vegas for five days (work conference) next month.

I got sober 2 years ago and hate gambling. Wtf am I supposed to do there?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hike red rock, shoot machine guns, jump off the stratosphere, heli tour of Grand Canyon, there’s a lot to do for non gamblers

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everything outside of the strip is awful. Vegas is a shithole unless you travel out of the city.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's some alright casinos away from the strip but since OP doesn't like gambling that doesn't really matter.

      I had to go to the Clark county court house and Las Vegas really does get favella-tier in some spots.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The driving is also ridiculously bad. Imagine a city full of Shaniquas and washed up losers with poor impulse control that are behind on their Altima payment for having gambled it at the same damn casino they work at.

        Nobody mentioned Area15/Omega Mart which is cool if you like weird shit, I guess.

        Weed is legal tho OP sounds like he isn't into any kind of vices.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a fucking gambling addict I think playing at the casino you work at is crazy.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    While vegas is known for gambling, you can do a lot more there. Assuming you want to completely avoid vices:
    >Titanic Museum
    >Mobster museum
    >Atomic/Neon/History museums
    >Pawn stars shop
    >Roller coaster in New York New York
    >Grand Canyon/Hoover Dam
    >Sneak into a random convention (hint: Academic conferences have no security)
    >Premium outlets/shopping
    >Catch a show (Elton John, Blue Man Group, a few others are semi-permanent acts)
    >Catch a sporting event, Boxing/UFC are frequently on the strip
    >Seaquest/Shark Reef if you like aquariums
    >Gawking at the fatties on the strip
    There is a ton to do in LV

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is the most tourist bullshit ever. They aren't even museums ffs, more like glorified information booths. Any event or support match can be seen anywhere in the world. Aquariums are objectively terrible. LV is another product of America that talked itself up until the world realised how much of a shit hole it is. Same with Beverley Hills and Hollywood.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of that sounds really shit except hiking to the areas outside of Las Vegas. Who really wants to spend $1000 seeing Elton fucking John or jostling for space with overweight 10 year olds at an aquarium

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ESCORTS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not worth it in vegas. Cooming is extremely overpriced.
      Here is a common scam
      >See ad for girl or get a flyer about it
      >She comes to your hotel for just $100
      >When she arrives she says that is just the fee to come over
      >It is $400 more for a handy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pony shit
        YIKES!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's the first resukt for "anime stripper" on Google. It looked like a normal anime girl with long hsir

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >recognizing it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was JK.
        I dont pay..
        I thought it was funny

        https://i.imgur.com/rG0tPFo.jpg

        While vegas is known for gambling, you can do a lot more there. Assuming you want to completely avoid vices:
        >Titanic Museum
        >Mobster museum
        >Atomic/Neon/History museums
        >Pawn stars shop
        >Roller coaster in New York New York
        >Grand Canyon/Hoover Dam
        >Sneak into a random convention (hint: Academic conferences have no security)
        >Premium outlets/shopping
        >Catch a show (Elton John, Blue Man Group, a few others are semi-permanent acts)
        >Catch a sporting event, Boxing/UFC are frequently on the strip
        >Seaquest/Shark Reef if you like aquariums
        >Gawking at the fatties on the strip
        There is a ton to do in LV

        left that out.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >see David Copperfield
    >see circ du soliel
    >stand up comedy
    >ride roller coasters
    >buy antiques from pawn shops
    >throw babies off the Hoover Dam
    >eat at some of the best restaurants in the US
    >ride dune buggies in the desert
    >ride electric skateboards around the city
    >ride hookers
    >hang out with tiger smugglers
    >hang out with Carrot Top
    >punch Chis Angel in his stupid emo face
    >bungie jump off a building
    >get married to an Elvis impersonator
    >hang out at the hotel and masturbate to /e/ 9 times in a day
    >go golfing
    >go a gym and lift weights
    >catch two scorpions in the desert and make them fight each other in your hotel bathtub
    >go a furry convention
    >go a gun show
    >rent a tuxedo and walk around with a blutooth playing the James Bond theme on a loop
    >go to a bar and order cranberry juices until some girl gets drunk enough to fuck you
    >play Splatoon 3 on your Nintendo switch in a Starbucks while wearing a sports bra that says "want woman" on it
    just a few ideas.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ugh nobody sells painkillers on the strip. It's all just coke and mdma, I'm too old for that shit I just a need a hydrocodone you fucking vultures.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man you know ganja is legal in LV, right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I got the $90 special at Pisos first night we got here, so I've been high for 3/4 of the trip. Pot as a painkiller is a meme, never worked for me like that anyway.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Vegas isn't really the town for downers, though. Uppers are easy to come by

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A few drinks have never killed anyone.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot big guns
    idk

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I got sober 2 years ago and hate gambling. Wtf am I supposed to do there?
    R E L A P S E
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  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play the star wars VR. I don't like capeshit but it was kinda fun

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