I will be visiting Malta with my girlfriend. Is there anything to do except lay on the beaches?

I will be visiting Malta with my girlfriend. Is there anything to do except lay on the beaches?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can make a Maltese cross
    ask me how

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Call him an Arab

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're going to be surprised how few beaches there are. I went twice last year (had a local gal I was porkin I met on my first trip there). Most of the coastline is rocky cliffs. That being said, it has a lot of really interesting history. Do a walking tour of Valletta, it's fascinating. Also, the megalithic sites like Hagar Qim are a must. You can take buses all over the island, but they are fricking never remotely on time. DO NOT rent a car, the road system is the worst in Europe by far and the street layout was obviously inspired by the Arabic influence.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, also eat a bunch of pastizzis I love those flakey little bastards.

      Gozo is also a good place to visit if you want it to be less crowded and the ferry only takes like thirty minutes.

      St. Peters Pool is also a fun place to do some swimming and cliff jumping, but it does get crowded.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You can take buses all over the island, but they are fricking never remotely on time
      To this day I have never seen a worse public transport system than Malta. Literal third world shitholes with privately owned unmarked vans manage to be far more reliable.
      Maybe it's gotten better nowadays but it was absolute hell when I went there a few years ago.

      Also drink Kinnie OP, easily the best thing to have ever come out of Malta.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It hasn't.

        t. Was just there nine months ago. Literally rural Jamaica was easier to get around.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t listen to this guy. I used to live there and bought a car with no driving experience the minute I got my license. The public transport sucks, rent a car it will open up the whole island to you. Do make sure you pay for extra insurance though.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        moronic take. OP if you are from the UK or the commonwealth you might be fine. Otherwise, definitely get the extra insurance.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I literally told him to buy extra insurance. Learn to read.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >had a local gal I was porkin I met on my first trip there
      So there's a decent chance of getting laid there?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you're tall and SighSee you stand a good chance. The women there are pretty shallow and fashion obsessed. They also have a large amount of tourists so they have a rotating supply of men with enough money for holiday. Along those lines though you might stand a good chance with another tourist who's there.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not really. It's kind of a shithole. Valletta gives you an afternoon of pleasant strolling and that's about it

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are some old temples which are orientated towards solaris. from 7000 years ago.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The underground tour in Valetta is pretty cool and inexpensive.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was literally only white person on a bus one ride here. Felt unsafe as hell.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are basically no beaches btw. Medina was cool and there's some well preserved Roman mosaics on the island if you care about that

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