I'd like to move to a Scandinavian country. >sweden. >norway. >denmark. Where would you go and why?

I'd like to move to a Scandinavian country
>sweden
>norway
>denmark
Where would you go and why? Which one has better videogames?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Norway > Denmark >>> Svenska

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with Finland? Huh!? Huh!?!?!?
    Frick you, vittu.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wad aboud Finland :DDD

      morons

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wad aboud Finland :DDD

      I want Finland too but let's be honest, one can learn Swedish in a year but would need 10 years for Finnish

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finnish too hard

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're Finnished.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >poorly drawn walrus with sunglasses and an American flag shirt saying 'GEG'

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes the incels of eu

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wad aboud Finland :DDD

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Denmark vaguely knows how to function socially and is perpetually drunk, norway is cold and will leave you alone, swedes are pretentious but harmless, pick your poison

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Netherlands

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better food, better drink, more fun, at the cost of living in an apartment the size of an ikea box

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Norway is super expensive. Worth living if you're already a multimillionare, otherwise skip it
    Sweden is slowly but surely heading towards sharia law, avoid it like the cops avoid certain parts of Stockholm
    Denmark is openly racist. If you can find a job opportunity there, why not? Trouble is that it's a small country so finding a good job is difficult especially as a foreigner.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      sharia is based though? Muslims at least make the women STAY in the fricking kitchen where they belong, and beat up gays.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Try telling the muslims that when they behead you with a machete

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not a gay, so i'm safe. Sorry it'll happen to you.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, muslim zoomers are turning into european zoomers just with even more adhd from all the sugar middle eastern cultures eat

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Islam was right about men, their simping for women knows no bounds

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too many rapefugees in sweden, don't move to any nation that borders it.

      https://i.imgur.com/VLoDbAg.jpg

      Been to Stockholm like 3 weeks ago, 30% are arabs/asians/blacks.
      Swedish young women are focused on their career/finding rich husbands so swedish boys are not getting swedish pussy.
      LOTS of swedish man+asian (usually thai) woman couples with kids.
      1/3 of young adults (5-18) are mutts.
      Great public transit system though.

      sharia is based though? Muslims at least make the women STAY in the fricking kitchen where they belong, and beat up gays.

      Try telling the muslims that when they behead you with a machete

      It will always be funny to me seeing replies like this anytime Sweden is mentioned because I can always tell it's literally a moronic 15 year old that takes anything they see online seriously even though it's clearly a joke/hyperbole

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess those no go zones are joke too then.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are. They don't exist. It's very clearly a meme. Sorry to burst your bubble but you probably have some form of undiagnosed autism for believing something you read on SighSee that was 100% a joke instead of thinking for yourself and spending 10 minutes to fact check it from reputable sources, but you're probably an American which would explain why you're too lazy for that and can't use critical thinking

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literal Frick's "News" tier garbage. Notice how they don't talk about it anymore because the FOTM is about banning drag shows in the US.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. I'm not even going to comment on Nordic countries since I don't live there but I've heard deranged American conservative morons claim there are "no go zones" in my country (Bongland) and it's pure fantasy. Based on that I can only imagine they're lying about other places as well.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I get my political opinions from local mainstream media and local politicians, not the internet
        Plenty of finnish politicians have talked about how fricking awful Sweden is and how we should avoid becoming like them in terms of street gangs and open violence
        Mainstream news outlets have done plenty of reports and articles on the no-go zones in Sweden, just like they've done dozens of articles on grenade attacks and gang executions there as well

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          "Local finnish politicians" Are not a reputable source you fricking underage idiot lmao, they say anything so they can secure your vote. That's how it works. Care to elaborate on which ones and what parties they belong to?
          Not that it matters anyway since Finland isn't even Scandinavian. Most people in Scandinavian countries consider them to be the moronic inbred cousins but they're not even that. You have nothing to do with Sweden.
          Most mainstream news outlets have reached the conclusion that it's just a dumb meme by right wingers and alt righters. It's not any different from the rest of Europe. Immigrants, including Finns by the way, of all kinds have come to the country since the 20's.
          The idea of a "no-go zone" Is so fricking stupid and grounded in fiction by the way it's amazing you believe that shit that is clearly an idea only seen in movies and countries in like Africa. It doesn't work that way in reality kid, sorry to say. Nobody even brings that meme up anymore because it has been so heavily debunked and embarrassed. Nobody that lives here except for people who want to believe in it brings it up or believes in it because it doesn't exist. Police patrol shitty areas all the time. Nobody that has come here and done their research believes that police won't come to those areas.
          Have you ever asked yourself why you so willingly believe in moronic shit that you probably deep down somewhere understand is false or misleading?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            0 arguments, only seething walltext

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Plenty of finnish politicians have talked about how fricking awful Sweden is and how we should avoid becoming like them in terms of street gangs and open violence
          Ai samat Persut jotka sanoo että Itä-Helsingissä ei voi enää kävellä turvassa MISSÄÄN :DDD Vitun idiootti

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >even though it's clearly a joke/hyperbole
        Never forget Ebba Akerlund.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron take and I say this as a Scandi.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What kind of scandi?

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pis af, vi er fyldt op.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too many rapefugees in sweden, don't move to any nation that borders it.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you can wait 5 years to make your first friend you can move to norway

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been to Stockholm like 3 weeks ago, 30% are arabs/asians/blacks.
    Swedish young women are focused on their career/finding rich husbands so swedish boys are not getting swedish pussy.
    LOTS of swedish man+asian (usually thai) woman couples with kids.
    1/3 of young adults (5-18) are mutts.
    Great public transit system though.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also, why is beer only 3.5%? You can barely find any proper booze. Seems like swedes love drinking pipi wasser.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Norway and sweden has been in no-fun-allowed mode ever since they almost collectively drank themselves to death in the late 1800's
        Only denmark could handle their drinks

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need to go to Systembolaget if you want higher % than what's sold in regular stores.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I read somewhere that like a good percentage of Swedish men import wives from Thailand but the feminists banned solo female immigration

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick off they're all full

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kävin kerran ruottisa kun olin laivalla. En enää koskaan käyny siellä uudestaan. Kiitos kun kuuntelitte.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, decided to move to Finland instead
    Thanks for the help everyone!

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people wanna move to countries they haven't even been to? I like Danish licorice but I'm not gonna pack my bags to live there

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      because these 3 countries are the best countries to have a family in bar none (+ finland)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because I suffer in my current shithole.
      I make sure to visit any countries I think of moving to first.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    stay in peru, subhuman

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Denmark is openly racist and fascist.
    I'm a muslim who lives here and they like me so they'll probably kill me last seeing as I'm educated and have some money and fluently speak the language. But they will kill me.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Excellent, I'll at least pass off as a fellow white european at worst.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    which has better architecture?

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Estonia.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty accurate

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn't like it here. We are FULL!

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve always found it funny how nords are the biggest JBWers can literally have harems if they ventured anywhere outside of Northern Europe but they are all absolutely cucked to do so.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn’t know about the thai colony in Sweden
      It’s real, check it out.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Denmark has the best of Swedon't and Norgay.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How?

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Denmark is the least autistic of us and is closer to mainland Europe for a quick and easy holiday getaway

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    videogames are all online, so it doesn't matter, but Sweden has a better track record.
    Norway is better living standards wise, if you can get your hands on their generous government handouts somehow. Denmark is best for some types of food, and some types of women. Sweden is best for easy blondes and crimerates.
    Finland is great too though, at least around Helsinki.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one with the most femboys.

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