I'm going to start lying about myself while traveling

I'm going to start lying about myself while traveling

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based I started doing it to get laid on a cruise when I was 18 and it was the best decision ever I did

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of lies did you tell?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fake name and career, told her I was going to some big name uni to studi journalism after the conversation carried us there and the just added some flavor to my regular life, told her of place I never visited just read online and such
        Actually as I was making stuff up I felt more confident in character I was impersonating and I realized that its better to be a fake winner than a real loser like me, at least for a one night thing

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I should do it, people are annoying asking too much questions. I used to be a software developer but I don't (need to) work anymore, then when they figure that bit out most usually say stuff about you're a digital nomad or whatever so I just play along because it's easier to do that than let them probe further. I die inside every time because I want to smash the fricking skull of everyone who calls themselves a digital nomad fricking dumb hippie loser dude weed fricks with a hammer

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to visit Boston often for work. Now live in a firstie country but was born in a thirdie shithole.
    If I'm just on a random date, a hookup, or meeting new people in a bar, then I just tell them I'm from Boston.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't need to lie.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Won’t work. Women have innate incel detectors.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its difficult to fake anything impressive to women eg, musician, artist, DJ whatever because people will always ask for your Instagram/website/portfolio etc.

    I've met so many blatant bullshitters in SE Asia its unreal. They are mostly just TEFL losers with a bargirl gf who pretend to be entrepreneurs. I think I've lost count of how many crypto millionaires I've met dressed like tramps eating rice. Its all pathetic bullshit but whatever

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This must be a city thing because all the TEFLers I work with in the suburbs are complete squares. I do remember this one motherfricker when I was working at a high school in saigon, he claimed to be a "Gold dealer" or something. He made up these elaborate stories about how he buys and sells 100s of thousands of dollars worth of gold a day despite always trying to borrow money from people.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tell people I'm an alcoholic sex tourist who visits 2 soapies a day for the duration of my trip.

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