IM IN MIAMI BITCH

I like cubano sandwich cubanas and I don't like cocaine but I love the way it smells
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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    look for the hidden brothel next to a judo gym and pizza hut

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what neighborhood

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't like cocaine but I love the way it smells
    just go hang around the gas pumps then

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    very original

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      im just a real traveler ® but honest friend
      I want to live like the locals do
      immerse myself in the local culture
      in miami florida

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I want to live like the locals do
        All of Miami is a facade. Go look at Overtown or Opa Locka...or Miami Gardens or Hialeah or Pembroke or Pompano or Tamarac. All of South Florida is a shit hole dump, and everything you like about Miami is made exclusively for tourists. Seriously, there is no "Miami culture" unless you're referring to Haitians, which I can assure you, are not.

        >t. South Florida refugee

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Go look at Overtown or Opa Locka...or Miami Gardens or Hialeah or Pembroke or Pompano or Tamarac
          To any moron-anons ITT, do not go to these places. You'll have better results following directions to make crystals on the internet. I was in overtown a decade ago and there was a huge homeless camp along the road. Can't imagine what these shitholes are like with the recent homelessness boom.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Indeed don't go there. To experience "Miami" for what its known for you pretty much gotta stay around the beach or Brickell/Bayside downtown (but only those 2 small areas). You can go to little havana if you want but everything west of like 20th street is purely local residential and shopping areas.

            Oh and don't take the metrorail it stops at a lot of hood areas.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Seriously, there is no "Miami culture"
          That's the joke
          now where do I go for club bawds and nose nachos

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the real estate market like? The dudes from Fresh and Fit make it seem like property is an easy way to make money.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like Miami but I always feel like I’m on borrowed time before I get shot, stabbed, drugged, or robbed especially since I’ve only been alone the three times I’ve been so far.

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