I'm in the planning a 2 week trip for September with my girlfriend. We have a budget of around $5000.

I'm in the planning a 2 week trip for September with my girlfriend. We have a budget of around $5000. We're flying out of LAX. Where should we go?

We're into beaches, castles, cobblestone streets, biking, kayaking, nice restaurants, exploring on foot, train rides. I wouldn't be opposed to a place with beautiful women who give cheap massages while she sleeps off her wine.

My list of possible places so far are:

Croatia
MonteBlack
Lisbon and Porto Portugal
Athens Greece
Slovenia
Bavaria, Heidelburg etc.
Phuket Thailand

Any suggestions?

  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just avoid Croatia like the plague. Thieves, rude cold strange people.

    The rest is great especially Phuket!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      everyone ive ever talked to who went to croatia loved it. Ive never heard any stories about crime being a problem there.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Portugal seems to fit your desires the best.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spain.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Porto
    >beaches
    yes, the one in Matosinhos is great
    >castles
    while there are a couple forts in the city itself, there are plenty more in the region and neighbouring Minho
    >cobblestone streets
    yes, plenty of them in the city centre, with medieval buildings in the old cathedral area
    >biking
    you can do that in a lot of areas around Porto, depends what you want most, but i'm sure there is something like that nearby
    >kayaking
    Minho river is great for that (about 1h30 away)
    >nice restaurants
    more than plenty of those and among the best cuisine in the world is the portuguese
    >exploring on foot
    the city is great for that, there are also other towns and cities relatively close you cant do that in, and even a national park
    >train rides
    there is the historic train ride along the Douro Valley, where you see all the Port wine vineyards
    >cheap massages
    don't know of any places, but i'm sure they exist and that you'll find them cheap
    >wine
    Port wine, come on

    Porto is great for all that you want, but don't limit yourself just to the city, get a car and explore around, especially in Minho

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Awesome post! I'm making a possible itinerary now and looking at the map.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        great
        anything more you want just (you) me

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What smaller cities are wirth visiting between Lisbon and Porto. I want to add some stops. Should we drive up and see the Santiago church?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            i would rather recommend you spend more time in the north of the country than between Porto and lisbon
            especially if you want to go up to Compostela and do a lot of the more nature things you said in the op, and that i recommended for in

            >Porto
            >beaches
            yes, the one in Matosinhos is great
            >castles
            while there are a couple forts in the city itself, there are plenty more in the region and neighbouring Minho
            >cobblestone streets
            yes, plenty of them in the city centre, with medieval buildings in the old cathedral area
            >biking
            you can do that in a lot of areas around Porto, depends what you want most, but i'm sure there is something like that nearby
            >kayaking
            Minho river is great for that (about 1h30 away)
            >nice restaurants
            more than plenty of those and among the best cuisine in the world is the portuguese
            >exploring on foot
            the city is great for that, there are also other towns and cities relatively close you cant do that in, and even a national park
            >train rides
            there is the historic train ride along the Douro Valley, where you see all the Port wine vineyards
            >cheap massages
            don't know of any places, but i'm sure they exist and that you'll find them cheap
            >wine
            Port wine, come on

            Porto is great for all that you want, but don't limit yourself just to the city, get a car and explore around, especially in Minho

            but for in between Porto and lisbon you have:
            >Coimbra
            major city and oldest university
            >Tomar
            templar town with convent
            >Sintra and Cascais
            lots of palaces, just by lisbon
            >Mafra and Alcobaça
            huge convents, near by lisbon
            >Batalha
            battle of Aljubarrota location (local holiday on the 14th of August btw)
            huge monastery with the remains of the Inclita Geração (the king and decendants of the time, which are also the ones that started the age of discovery)
            >Óbidos
            town inside castle
            >Peniche, Caldas da Rainha, Nazaré, Figueira da Foz
            prime beach destinations, all in decent or quaint towns
            Peniche has a fort and a dictatorship museum
            Caldas is our porcelain capital
            Nazaré has fish markets
            Figueira has a casino
            >Mealhada region
            lots of quaint towns and great delicacy in piglet (leitão) and the local sparkling wine
            also mata do Buçaco (natural park) is very nice to visit
            >Aveiro
            often called the portuguese Venice, lots of canals, and art nouveau, doce de ovos sweets like ovos moles, and salt spas
            this covers the basics, and more along the coast, if you go more inland there is also Viseu which is a nice city to visit, Santarém for bullfighting, and Covilhã for Serra da Estrela (highest peak and natural park)
            also Leiria is a big city with a caslte and Torres Vedras has the fortification lines that saved lisbon during the Napoleonic wars (built by Wellington)
            if you do instead want to focus more in the north i can say things about it as well
            and no matter where you go always ask and search for the local cuisine, we unironically have the best in the world

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's a lot of good info. I'm adding all of this to my map. Thx!

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm visiting next week, thank you for the info anon.

                cheers lads

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm visiting next week, thank you for the info anon.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              this is great anon, thanks. before i saw this thread i was thinking of taking an impromptu trip and this helps solidify things. like the other anon i'd do lisbon porto and elsewhere
              what are perhaps the best dating apps to meet girls? i'm not a coomer but it would be nice to go on a date or two even just to make a friend

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    South-western France would be a good fit.
    Lots of castles and wine near Bordeaux, cute villages, kayaking on the Dordogne, visiting the markets of Bergerac or Perigueux, and plenty of good restaurants. The ocean and the long atlantic beaches are also pretty close to Bordeaux

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bordeaux looks beautiful, but a little too multicultural for my taste. I'm not looking to be culturally enriched by an African man with a knife in an alley. What else you got?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >doesnt want to see africans
        >go to Lisboa
        Fucking KEK

        • 6 months ago
          Cory Bryan

          Lisbon is less than 1 percent black and they have one of the lowest violent crime rates of any major European city. Bordeaux is a shithole. It's not safe to walk around at night.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Lisbon is less than 1 percent black
            lmao no its not, its between 5 and 10%
            the country as a whole is like 2% black, and any city outside the lisbon area will be less than 1% but not lisbon
            also they might be less dangerous than many other cities, but pickpockets run rampant there, and lots of areas arent even safe during the day, let alone at night
            granted, those areas arent touristic, except for the beaches, but the train route to Sintra or Cascais is notoriously dangerous

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              You post incorrect information in like every thread. Do 2 minutes of research next time. Blacks are less than 1 percent of the population in Lisbon.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Bordeaux is a shithole. It's not safe to walk around at night.
            Says who? Where do you live?

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    > beaches, castles, cobblestone streets
    Dubrovnik, Croatia.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Op here, Dubrovnik is literally on the top of the list. Portugal is a very close second. It really depends on the cost of a plane ticket. I can usually find roundtrip for less than $600 to Portugal and about $750 to Croatia, but it's double that right now.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is solely about how many foreigners they have
      you saw they have less than 1% cape verdians and were content
      what about the nearly 3% brazilians, you think they're all white? what abou the 5% remaining you think there are no angolans and the like?
      and what about the 90+% portuguese, you think they're all white?
      in a country that hands out citizenships like chocolates on easter?
      and that had african provinces until the 1970s?
      also this is quite literally just the lisbon municipality, nothing about the metro area, with plenty of shitholes and black infested ghettos like Amadora and Almada
      don't act so knowledgeable next time, you're far too fucking retarded for it

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