I'm staying at a 5* hotel at the beach in Nha Trang, Vietnam for exactly half the price as I paid for a shitty meth hostel in rural Idaho last month. How does coming to East Asia make me a loser? I feel like a winner.
I'm staying at a 5* hotel at the beach in Nha Trang, Vietnam for exactly half the price as I paid for a shitty meth hostel in rural Idaho last mo...
>Vietnam
>East Asia
>make me a loser?
It doesn't. It would however if all you came for was cooming. Thailand and Vietnam are actually good resort destinations.
You're winning so much you're still on sighsee instead of enjoying your vacations
because I don't like to talk to people in real life. I'm quite comfy here, anon.
Would winning a medal in the special olympics make you feel like a winner?
however you want to cope.
that green building is very odd
Hotel or office building. Only thing you can tell is that they knew someone who had a fucking bargain on green paint.
Paint doesn't matter anyway due to the weather it's fucked in a year or two and you gotta paint the cunt again.
>5 star hotel
>not even beach view
ngmi
>for exactly half the price as I paid for a shitty meth hostel in rural Idaho last month
Wow it's almost as if cost of living and economies change...
Wow it's almost like you are in a larp thread
sorry I just thought it was notable that it has gotten so extreme.
larping about what? I was clearly in a tall building in Nha Trang. Now I'm in a not 5* hotel in a different city. Honestly it's quite flattering that you think going to decent hotels in cheap countries is so improbable as to be larp
Is it really that fun? How far are hookers walking distance? Mine should be just across the 4 lane street but I shaln't emerge until dusk. Sometimes the water is just warm and I hate that. I spray hookers with warm water in showers and they shriek like it'a boiling.
does nobody take hot showers in Vietnam? I stayed at some basic $20 hotels that I forgave for not being super warm but this hotel is the same. Water heater is definitely working it's just slightly warm nothing more. It has been on for 30 minutes and temp is the same.
Turn the dial on the temp guage you retard. I'm leaving for Vietnam Wednesday morning and I just got covid last week first time ever but luckily they don't do PCR tests anymore leaving Australia or entering Vietnam.
How's the extreme heat at the moment with huge thunderstorms every single fucking afternoon?
I'm doing Saigon for 4 days, been before, da nang for a week first time, hoi an for 4 days, Hanoi for 10 days, ha long for a night. Not looking forward to the 40 degree heat coming from middle of winter in aus.
do you really have to call me a retard? what dial am I supposed to turn?
You said water heater. I don't see it there. Generally the people that rhyme with FLUKE use little plastic electrical boxes up near the top of the shower with a dial on it. If yours doesn't have that it must be just fucked.
oh, the water heater isn't in my room. I just assume it's on because the water is warm. I'll be honest, the water is useable when the pressure is low, but it's such a nice bathtub that I just wanted to relax. my nipples are rock solid so no relaxing just sighsee
5 star hotel. No hot water. Front desk will move you rooms or fix it immediately if it's 5 star. 1 and 2 star in Vietnam, even 3 star couldn't give a single fuck about you but 4 and 5 definitely do
I fucking hate this. Why can't thirdies figure out hot water, such as perhaps a centralized system that delivers piping hot water to all rooms of the building.
And this. "We turn off hot water heater in hot rainy season." No, fuck you. I take showers that would peel your skin. I don't care if its 90F or -10.
you take cold showers in an air conditioned room on vacation? you're super cool. hope to become as big as you
Is it worth going to the front desk? What realistically can they do?
Fix it, move you rooms or suck your dick
Give it a whirl. You're paying.
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also they didn't fix my hot water. just told me to wait 30 minutes for it to warm up but I had already done that. I just let it go because I'm a cuck who feels guilty for napalming the shit outta them
Time for you to go back home and sip some soi lattes in Boise
why are you bitter? I'm not stopping you from travelling. I'm going to Borneo next for a few months and then to Melbourne for the Australian open.
Pffft what's in Borneo
absolutely nothing but I want to go there. again, I'm not stopping you from going where you want to go. Go live your life. A gay American going to boring places shouldn't concern you so much.
Sounds like something a pedo would say
That's pretty awesome trv bro. Have you swung by the beach yet? How is the water and the sand? Is it better than Da Nang for swimming?
You will remain a loser until you visit SEA for true luxury resorts designed by renowned architects such as Zecha, Gathy or Bensley instead of your shitty "five star" bugbox hotels that are a dime a dozen.
also
>Nha Trang
>not going to Ninh Van Bay
ngmi
OP's pic if it's what I think it is, on it's website is a 3 star hotel. Where he is on the beach near the mountains in Nha Trang there aren't any 5 star hotels there.
well done, agent retard.
Why is there so much seethe? Anyway, I'm going motorbiking so no, I'm not checking into resorts. I've never been a resort tourist. Yes a hotel with a beachside building in front of it is still "at the beach". As much as you want to cope.
Nice job retard mutt. You flew across the world to vietnam just to stay in a mass-market pajeet package tour-type hotel with all the other thirdies and you couldn't even get a room that faces the beach in your "beachfront hotel."
Throw some photos up on sighsee once you get there so we can see what a 2* in vn is like
you're so mad. why not just end your life? I'm motorbiking around the country and staying at hotels in the range of $20-$30. The point of the trip isn't to stay at nice hotels obviously. just go have a nice day. you don't do anything ever and just complain about other people from behind your computer
>Why is there so much seethe?
No one is seething it's just funny that you were calling it a '5 star hotel' but are clearly staying on the hotels behind the 5 star hotel in that area given the info and pics provided. It's more funny if anything.
>post pictures of where you are
>tell people where you are
>AUTISTS BACKTRACED ME
No idiot people looked at a basic map and put mountains on the beach in a small place together and realized you're surrounded by 2 star hotels. If you are actually in that 5 star hotel you posted, how you didn't get a beach facing room is hilariously stupid.
It doesn't make you a loser, bro. Enjoy the asian pussy and the weather.
I hate the people on this board. If you're envious of people travelling, maybe not go on the travel board? I just don't know how you can live your lives with such seethe.
You're a gay and you sound like a massive pussy.
>waahhhhhhhh the man on the internet is calling me an idiot waaaahhhhhh
Welcome home white man. Did you get any pussy yet?
Is there anything lower than an incel loser who Flys 32 hours in a sardine can to buy diseased pussy? Yes, the incel loser who jerks off to thoughts of it
Is this the fat woman that is going to travel for chickenwings?
kek 32 hours is only a day and a half
why do normies act like flying is such a challenging experience? like bro you literally just check your bag and sit around never leaving airports until you're magically transported to your vacation destination
>vacation...... in a slum, sick with food poisoning from eating Jollibee, laying on top of a diseased whore thrusting into a sea of 38 men's cum while her 8 yearold child steals your wallet
>go to place stuck between a few no name places
>few things around
>at brunt of country getting shit weather this time of year
>brag on sighsee about "5 star hotel" that's really a 2 star hotel anywhere else
>why are you guys seething? jelly?
What exactly did you expect making this thread, is it just a cry for attention? Cool you went to somewhere slightly off the path of most anons, but like damn anon. Ain't shit there.