Israel - Tel Aviv

How is travelling to Israel? I'm not a twitter basedboy or a terminally online /misc/tard so I don't have a problem with them.

Tel Aviv specifically. How is the nightlife, food, weather, and general living?

I know that the girls are super hot, but are they easy to get with?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love them so much bros... do they get with American guys?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, they even get with guys like this. His wife isn't super-hot, but she's more than hot enough considering his own looks & personality.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he is israeli and she is ugly you fool...

        I'm talking about the actual hot girls.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldnt support and shit regime.. wouldnt give them a dime of my money. the entire place can get nuked. hitler was right

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      stay mad chud. why would you nuke such beautiful women and smart people?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >beautiful
        There are some hotties in every gene pool, but the average there is not as pretty as you think. Have fun with the goblinas, friend.

        No issue against individual israeli folk. The nation’s current politics are another level of scummy, though. I’d stay far away from there. You’re also on the worst possible board to be trying to have a discussion on Israel.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tel Aviv is the gayest city on earth. A sodomite paradise. You might see Epstein running around too.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dont care

      what about the girls?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they'll ignore you just like they do at home. useless coomer frick.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          not ignored at home

          just tell me about israeli girls. super religious or ez lays?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        > what about the girls?
        Pic related is from a nightclub in Tel Aviv. Try not to vomit when you bring one of these creatures back to your hotel for sexy time. Enjoy 🙂

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          whatever you say Sanjay

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Really not impressed with these women at all. And I've got pretty low standards...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Le random ugly girls
          Israeli women are known for being hot with big breasts moron

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >hot
            you mean thot?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Le random ugly girls
              Israeli women are known for being hot with big breasts moron

              is the rumor true that israeliteesses have the best top game?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                idk im a kissless virgin

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'm here at the moment. tel aviv is just another big city, smells like piss, flashy buildings etc. beaches are alright, girls are hot sometimes and easy enough if you have a bit of money or look alright. fricking absurdly expensive though, i'm from australia which is already prohibitively expensive and everything here is at minimum 1.5x the price of australia, some things 2 or 3x.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Random question. I'm arriving in Tel Aviv airport on Saturday morning (Shabbat) and need to get to Jerusalem. It seems like all public transport is closed until the evening. Am I fricked or is there any transport available?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You have to take a taxi, it fricking sucks. There might be some sheruts (minivans) but I'm not sure.
      Try to make friends on the plane to share the cab or wait until sunset, that's when public transportation starts working again

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for the reply Anon

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Beware of the Khazar milkers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i want them

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Idiot

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm banned from Israel

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i will have free spare hours in tel aviv
    what are some good places for a nature enthusiast? chamaeleons etc.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what do israeli women think of australians
    asking for a friend

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Israeli women are extremely, the famous ones people post are not even the ones I see just walking around here everyday. beautiful but hit the wall HARD in late 20s.. unless you are in your early 20s it can be pretty rough here because people settle down very quick and the women are very conservative, even the ones showing their breasts and thong on the beach. Also you better be a mega chad or super rich as well ...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >mega chad
      >super rich
      why?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        because israeli men in their 20s are usually really fit, there is not a big drinking culture here, people eat healthy and also the army. Israel is also one of the most expensive places in the world so women want guys with money, or super handsome. There is something for everyone but this is just what I observe. Also israelis are very clicky within their friend groups. If you go to school or work here, it could be the time of your life (as long as you are good looking). But if you are just a tourist it can be pretty hard and lonely.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Additionally I know from my israeli friends most of them seem to be really into the idea of dating/hooking up with tourist girls soley because it is so hard to date israeli women casually. Very high maintanence. But im really generalizing, and sort of describing this stereotypical hot israeli girls living in tel aviv in uni or young professionals..

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Additionally I know from my israeli friends most of them seem to be really into the idea of dating/hooking up with tourist girls soley because it is so hard to date israeli women casually. Very high maintanence. But im really generalizing, and sort of describing this stereotypical hot israeli girls living in tel aviv in uni or young professionals..

          I get that.
          It's basically no different from Australia then, especially areas in Perth and I do okay here.
          But I also like my history and partying, so I was seeing if israel would suit both.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you should do okay, israelis really like australians, and come and explore. Really make an effort to make as many israeli friends as possible, thats probably the best bet, rather than tinder or something

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I have never been on tinder

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i joined a guided tour in thailand and some israeli girls didnt want to join our group because I a german man was also in the group. will I be persecuted like this in israel just my grand dad did a little trolling in the 1940s?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *because

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You shouldn't let the viewpoint of a few girls affect your impression of the entire country. Imagine if we judged other nationalities based on what their young women have said; we would be wrong about every single one of them.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tel Aviv is like any other Mediterranean city, except 2-3x as expensive. Unless you are fairly wealthy or from California or something, I would keep that in mind. Jerusalem is pretty interesting, although the Israelis I know label 90% of it as a no-go zone.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >except 2-3x as expensive.
      but still it makes sense to leave ben gurion airport to eat a dinner in tel aviv instead of eating at the airport?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how many hours of free time are enough for leaving ben gurion airport to make sense?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you have a short layover of 4 hours or less, definitely never leave an airport of a big city.

      If you are even asking, your layover is probably too short to justify any risk.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i have 6h of spare time assuming i need to be 3h before departure

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You should probably ask a native of Tel Aviv how bad traffic would be. A 9 hour layover may be enough for you to do/see two or things, eat and get back with plenty of time to the aiport. But traffic and public transit is very conditional and it is hard to know for non-natives.

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