Its my dream to go catch a wild anaconda in the amazon. I have heard they are very elusive and it will be difficult.

Its my dream to go catch a wild anaconda in the amazon.

I have heard they are very elusive and it will be difficult. Does anyone have any tips?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    stand in the water they come to you

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can catch my anaconda if you know what I mean

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no i dont

      stand in the water they come to you

      no, you have to walk to them, and i dont know if i can do that because i'm fairly overweight

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro, that's freaking badass! Forget the haters and go for it! Just make sure to bring a few friends for backup in case the anaconda decides to put up a fight. You'll need some heavy-duty equipment too, like a sturdy cage and a tranquilizer gun. And don't forget to document the whole thing for the gram! Trust me, you'll get tons of likes and followers. Just make sure to keep it on the DL since some snowflakes might try to cancel you for being a badass.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not doing it for the gram. I just want to capture it and touch it for a little bit and then watch it swim away.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you heard on comedy podcasts about 2 weeks ago about that guy fricking a snake didnt you

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't want to frick the snake I just want to touch it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Any zoo in SEA will let you do that. You can pet tigers and alligators and shit too.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's not the same if you didnt catch it yourself in the wild

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah bro it's super easy

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You shitpost, but I met a gringo in the Amazon who went to live that dream. A cool white kid from Louisiana who started working as a guide and told stories of literally catching big snakes to increase his reputation with the locals. Go for it fatso

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    disgusting creatures. do it.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    aren't there like crazy floridians that have snake petting zoos in their house?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonny Moose

    all of a sudden, I want a pet anaconda

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Its my dream to go catch a wild anaconda in the amazon

    Then do what? Look at it? Feed it medium sized animals? Smuggle it out?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ideally i would capture the world record and become famous

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