Its my dream to go catch a wild anaconda in the amazon.
I have heard they are very elusive and it will be difficult. Does anyone have any tips?
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Its my dream to go catch a wild anaconda in the amazon. I have heard they are very elusive and it will be difficult.
stand in the water they come to you
you can catch my anaconda if you know what I mean
no i dont
no, you have to walk to them, and i dont know if i can do that because i'm fairly overweight
Bro, that's freaking badass! Forget the haters and go for it! Just make sure to bring a few friends for backup in case the anaconda decides to put up a fight. You'll need some heavy-duty equipment too, like a sturdy cage and a tranquilizer gun. And don't forget to document the whole thing for the gram! Trust me, you'll get tons of likes and followers. Just make sure to keep it on the DL since some snowflakes might try to cancel you for being a badass.
I'm not doing it for the gram. I just want to capture it and touch it for a little bit and then watch it swim away.
you heard on comedy podcasts about 2 weeks ago about that guy fricking a snake didnt you
I don't want to frick the snake I just want to touch it
Any zoo in SEA will let you do that. You can pet tigers and alligators and shit too.
it's not the same if you didnt catch it yourself in the wild
nah bro it's super easy
You shitpost, but I met a gringo in the Amazon who went to live that dream. A cool white kid from Louisiana who started working as a guide and told stories of literally catching big snakes to increase his reputation with the locals. Go for it fatso
disgusting creatures. do it.
aren't there like crazy floridians that have snake petting zoos in their house?
all of a sudden, I want a pet anaconda
>Its my dream to go catch a wild anaconda in the amazon
Then do what? Look at it? Feed it medium sized animals? Smuggle it out?
ideally i would capture the world record and become famous