ITT: Your cunt's biggest tourist traps

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they go out of business? Or like significantly have to cut down their stores?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yep there are still a few open but not for long

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is a tourist trap? It's literally goyslop? or are you being ironic
    I'm rarted if so

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Uluru is the only one on this list which isn't a literal tourist trap.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      'straya is unironically a tourist trap. Worst place ever

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >extremely diverse, beautiful nature over a gigantic barely inhabited landmass
        >tourist trap
        Dumb ass

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's sold as a better version of the UK, you get there and it's actually the worst and dumbest people you can find all wrapped up with some weird sense of superiority because they have alot of sun.
          Despite living with said sun most of their lives the majority of the population still have skin cancer.
          Although the country is massive, barely 10% of it is liveable and the small coastal areas that are inhabitable by people are also home to some of the most dangerous animals in the world.
          To go to a decent country on holiday it's a massively long flight, food is expensive, the people are basic and there is literally 0 culture.
          Still come check out the opera house it's heaps sick aye

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Despite living with said sun most of their lives the majority of the population still have skin cancer
            Overexposure to UV light without proper sunscreen will cause that. You can mitigate or even avoid this if you are mediterranian or african. Most britbongs and by association australians are extremely white, so they will have skin cancer from too much sun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > Goes to Alice Springs
      > Gets face smashed in by a drunken abo calling you a white dog
      > All the locals start apologising to him and ignoring your pleas for help
      > You visit Ayers Rocks in a neck brace and can't even walk up it because the bloke who kicked the shit out of you says it's spiritual
      At least it's not a tourist trap

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what the fuck is ayers rock

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That plumcake shaped mountain in the middle of Australia

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's Uluru

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              see

              https://i.imgur.com/BiE5wo1.jpg

              The niggoabbos in Australia are angry that the white man found a very interesting rock in the middle of "their" own continent, and they weren't happy that it was named by a white man, so now the cunts are trying to get the whole world to call it Urluru. Pic rel

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The niggoabbos in Australia are angry that the white man found a very interesting rock in the middle of "their" own continent, and they weren't happy that it was named by a white man, so now the cunts are trying to get the whole world to call it Urluru. Pic rel

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Reading about it now. Absolute bullshit. Why do Australians go along with it? Do most Australians at least refer to it as 'Ayers Rock' in informal settings?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Why do Australians go along with it?
              They, along with the rest of the West, have copied American anti-racist pro-native views and are pushing for acceptance

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HEEELL YYEEAAAHHHH GOLDEN CORRAAAAALLLL

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First I've heard of tourists going there. I though only black people, trailer trash, and the elderly went there.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're really popular with Brits on holiday in Florida. Used to be Ponderosa was the big buffet place for tourists until they died. They were ok last time I went.

      I will say most of the buffets in Vegas are tourist traps now, way too fucking expensive. $65pp is enough to get enough food to fill you up at pretty much anywhere other than fine dining.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this what flyover gays consider to be a landmark worthy of a tourist's visit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > he said, not posting any alternatives
      my suggestion is still the best 1 on this thread

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    picadilly circus

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stay away from the desserts. Unsupervised children do unspeakable things to them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actually, it's not just kids. I am an adult and i cum in the dessert.

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