Just got a security clearance and everytime I leave the country I'll have to report it to my boss in advance.

Just got a security clearance and everytime I leave the country I'll have to report it to my boss in advance. I'll probably just end up staying in the US forever.

What places in the US are good substitutes for other places in the world? This way I can scratch my itch without actually leaving the country.

For example, I guess New England would be a good substitute for the UK. New Mexico would be a good substitute for actual Mexico. Hawaii and the keys are a good sub for any tropical place. I'm not that sophisticated so if it's even "close enough" it'd probably be good enough for me.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did you manage to get a clearance when you were doing so much sex tourism, coomer creep?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think God loves me

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Inform your boss then? The process is not hard at all. I've had a TS for over a decade and have been to 18 countries

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll probably just end up staying in the US forever.
    Do you not know how easy this is? It's just to make sure you're not "staying" in a hostile or no fly country list. It's maybe 2-3 emails tops.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I actually don't know how easy it is. Just got the clearance last week. Even if it's really easy I'm still interested in the Answer to my question.

      I've heard London is similar to Boston

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't even had my indoc yet

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For fricking prostitutes, Nevada is an obvious choice.

    New York might be legalizing (or at least decriminalizating) prostitution soon. Any New Yorkers want to chime in on that?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Puerto Rico is a good substitute for Haiti or sub Saharan Africa. Alaska is a good substitute for Patagonia. Rural California coast is kinda Italian

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's islands in the Chesapeake bay where the locals still speak Elizabethan english

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Puerto Rico
    Guam
    Any major city has world cuisine

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