Just had the worst plane trip ever

>me and my girlfriend going back from london to new york
>after waiting in an uber going fucking only 50 mph on a highway, we arrive only 15 minutes before our flight
>we don't think we will get there on time with the strict security and luggage checks
>asks someone who works there how fast it would take to get everything checked
>this fucking guy has no clue what to say, so he recommends that we buy his fucking solar panels. the motherfucker didn't even work there
>we walk away and stand in a line for who knows how many minutes
>it turns out we were actually in the line going to brazil, and in our rush to get to the right line, we missed our flight
>complain to the employees
>they say that we should have heard them on the announcement saying that the new york flight was on gate 69 or whatever
>i was taking none of this. i mentioned the solar panel salesman they let direct passengers, and they said they'll "look into it" we're both pissed.
>we decide to not be so mad and that it wasn't all their fault
>the manager happens to come out and make it up to us by giving us fucking postcards. i was done at that point.
>i tried to be calm and ask him when the next flight was
>2 hours
>my gf is even more pissed now. we realize that we are kinda being spoiled entitled brats so we suck it up and wait on a bench
>we have to sit next to a woman trying to shut up her crying toddler, some elderly european men arguing over estonian politics, and some guy fucking moaning for no reason for 2 hours
>about 1 hour later we hear that the next flight to new york is arriving in 10 minutes, and this is the last call
>we panic and start running to the gate
>we somehow make it because the line is basically everyone else who missed the first flight
>we get on, and it is even worse
>some guy is jerking off, 10 crying infants, some guy snoring loudly, and the smell was awful

6/10 would not recommend

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are supposed to get there like 2 to 3 hours early and you sound like a massive gay.
    Did you have to pay for the 2nd flight?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes i had to pay

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you have to pay the cabbie with ligma?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          i plead the 5th

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek how much?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          around 200 or so dollars

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            how could it be that cheap from london to NY?
            I looked at California flights to Vietnam and they are like 1000-1700 1 way and all fucked up with layovers

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              that was just for the second flight. we didn't want to fight anymore with the airline, so we didn't complain.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              New York/London is a major route. It's not expensive at all.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of this could've been fixed if you told the driver to hurry up but you're a gay.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ringo moment

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >vaccinated
    good lmao, glad you suffered
    fuck america, especially new york, and fuck jabbed cattle

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll share mine.
    >flying within Canada
    >planes already late
    >everyone gets loaded onto plane and we sit there for 60min
    >"sorry something came up in maintenance"
    >wait another 120 minutes
    >"sorry we ran out of fuel, we have to wait for another gas truck to come by"
    >wait another 60 min
    >"sorry the ground crew lost a piece to push us back, they have to look for it"
    How does Canada still function?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was this Toronto, by any chance?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll share mine

    >go to London from Japan
    >arrive 2 hours before flight
    >don't have checked in bags so everything is fast
    >drink some coffee and eat a baggel at airport
    >board plane, sleep
    >arrive at London refreshed

    Would travel again

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eat a baggel at airport
      I'm sorry to inform you but there are no such things a baggels. What you ate was a counterfeit bagel, which will indubitably give you cancer in the near future. Ignore it and pretend it's just indigestion.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >worst plane trip ever
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_accidents_and_incidents_involving_commercial_aircraft

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jajajajajajajaja, this Is an incel sex tourism board sir. Fuck you and your gf. Im glad It was Absolute hell and you were dumb as a brick. Imagine going ti New York and having no idea how an Airport works I bet this was your First time too

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They shouldn't let retards like you and your girlfriend fly, it's really not that hard to check what gate your plane is at and look at your watch.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >arrived 15 mins before flight
    >ask some random guy standing around for help because you don't know how to look after yourself in an airport
    >start getting uppity with the staff for all of YOUR stupid mistakes because you're an entitled, sheltered gay
    Never post on this board again.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what airline?

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    bait thread

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spoiled entitled brats
    Any adult, especially a man, who refers to themselves as a "brat" should not wake up the next day. What an utter bitch you are, Anon.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>2 hours
    HOW did you survive that must have been so arduous TWO hours in an airport wow the humanity

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >some guy is jerking off

    In front of crew and pasengers?

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should've planned to arrive there two hours before your flight gay.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'LL SHARE MINE
    >wake up in colombia barrio blasted on tusi
    >barely got any sleep
    >buddy decides we are taking the whores to the beach
    >scramble in taxi bumbing rap tunes of course
    >40 minute tunnel ride
    >my whore is 90 pounds but just got vaxxed ready to go
    >his is underage and doesn't have proper identification
    >attempt this again another day
    >scramble around with a braindead hangover literally cannot think or check-in to flight on the way there
    >40 minute cab back to house/brothel

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Took me a couple attempts to understand. Yours seems like a fun life.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That tusi really gets to you sometimes. As for your friend, that's my worst nightmare in Colombia. Always check their ID's and stay at hotels that only allow entry with identification and 18+.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a fucking degenerate

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So basically you two are fucking retarded, and you made this shitty thread cause you are hungry for attenton

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      > be Amerimutt
      > travel
      > ignore all the television screens with detailed flight schedules and gate numbers on every corner
      > don't listen to any announcement on loudspeaker
      > decide to ask random Ngubu for advice instead of reading the most basic of signage
      > miss first flight, almost miss second flight
      your people are a disgrace

      this. No one bump, sage in the options field

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >15 minutes before our flight
    There's only 2 types of people in this world. Those like you, and those who arrive 3 hours in advance.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this fucking guy has no clue what to say, so he recommends that we buy his fucking solar panels. the motherfucker didn't even work there
    Based pajeet

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll share mine.

    >Go to Prag Via train
    >Fly to pisa
    >Visit Florence and Bologna with train
    >Fly to Malta
    >Fly to Venice
    >Fly to Sicly
    >Fly to Rome
    >Fly to Zagreb
    >Come back to Czech Republic
    >Don't have even a slight problem altough you only use public transportation
    >Because you are not a fucking moron and you can reach the airport at least 1 hour ago.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >arrive 15 minutes before a flight

    what the fuck is wrong with you? You would have missed it even if you did everything right and weren't a retard

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not allowing plenty of time for trip to airport and security
    ngmi. always plan to be at the airport 3 hrs before an international flight. typically people say 2h, but 3 makes allowance for a slow uber, etc. So you still have 2 hours once you arrive

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    10/10 fantastic bait

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