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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than the midwest

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      East coast and west coast be carrying America

      Agreed they need diversity or whites will huff meth all day

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you moronic? Philly is the 2nd largest city in that region after NYC.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    enough rich people live in philly to give it relevancy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No rich people live in Philly

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You’re right. They live on the Main Line.

        https://i.imgur.com/Qnp14HP.jpeg

        Kek Philadelphia thinks it's a big city

        It’s the 6th most populous city in the country and the 8th most populous metro in the country. It’s significantly bigger than Boston and the city proper is bigger than Washington, D.C. You are moronic.

        • 1 month ago
          Dylan

          Philadelphia has a huge ukrainian israeli diaspora and they own everything there. One of the biggest watch dealers (Luxury Bazaar) in the country is based there.

          Reason the city is broke beyond recognition is because those same israelites only give jobs and opportunities to each other and keep everything on lock down.

          Main Line, although technically not Philly, is one of the richest areas in the country. There are huge houses all over the place

          The areas surrounding Philly aren't Philly

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Montgomery County. No, they don’t everything. The richest people in the Philly are all white people. Vanguard is out in Malvern. Chester Co. is one of the wealthier counties in the country.
            So not Philly?

            Political boundaries around cities aren't often useful outside of... politics. Urban and metro areas are much more useful comparison tools and more useful in daily life. Phoenix city covers a huge land area, so the suburbs are included in the political city. Quite different from how Philly is set up. To say Phoenix is a bigger (population) city than Philly would be correct in political definitions, but incorrect in common usage and other more meaningful ways. Jersey City is better integrated with the core of nyc than much of nyc itself is. The culture of Hoboken is no more different to the east village than the culture of bay ridge is to the east village. The most accurate definition of Tokyo as a city (the 23 wards) doesn't even exist as a political entity anymore.

            • 1 month ago
              Dylan

              So not Philly? Got it

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Self hating jerseygay please

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All jerseygays are selfhating
                t. jerseygay
                it fricking sucks here it's not a meme

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My Cape may house is pretty comfy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cape May is all right, but New England mogs NJ for comfy coastal vibes. Outer Banks of NC have much more interesting geography, and lighthouses as well. I really enjoyed Beaufort.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but Cape may is cheaper and more quiet. Outer Banks sucks, have you actually been? As boring as the Hamptons

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Phoenix is like a third world country but not even a soulful one like the capital of Yemen but like a second world version of that, like if you could magically advance it with 20 billion dollars without corruption it would be Phoenix.

              I still like it here but its boring. Philly has soul its like a first world version of Berlin or something.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Political boundaries around cities aren't often useful outside of... politics. Urban and metro areas are much more useful comparison tools and more useful in daily life. Phoenix city covers a huge land area, so the suburbs are included in the political city. Quite different from how Philly is set up. To say Phoenix is a bigger (population) city than Philly would be correct in political definitions, but incorrect in common usage and other more meaningful ways. Jersey City is better integrated with the core of nyc than much of nyc itself is. The culture of Hoboken is no more different to the east village than the culture of bay ridge is to the east village. The most accurate definition of Tokyo as a city (the 23 wards) doesn't even exist as a political entity anymore.

                Yes Phoenix and Arizona sucks. Don't move here

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Philadelphia has a huge ukrainian israeli diaspora and they own everything there. One of the biggest watch dealers (Luxury Bazaar) in the country is based there.

        Reason the city is broke beyond recognition is because those same israelites only give jobs and opportunities to each other and keep everything on lock down.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What are you talking about? Yeah, there are a lot of israelites in Philadelphia and Montgomery County. No, they don’t everything. The richest people in the Philly are all white people. Vanguard is out in Malvern. Chester Co. is one of the wealthier counties in the country. They’re white (non-Jews) LARPing as British aristocrats out there. The only real exception I can think of is Jeff Yass. Philly metro area is not broke. Philly proper is broke AF because it’s 70% black, the mayor is black, the sheriff is black, the city council is black, and the industrial economy left decades ago. It has nothing to do with israelites.

          • 1 month ago
            Dylan

            >Montgomery County. No, they don’t everything. The richest people in the Philly are all white people. Vanguard is out in Malvern. Chester Co. is one of the wealthier counties in the country.
            So not Philly?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              [...]
              The areas surrounding Philly aren't Philly

              The rich people of DC, San Francisco, Boston, etc. don’t live inside those cities either. They live in the suburbs. New York is the only city where rich people live in the city.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There's Beacon Hill and Back Bay in Boston.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Philly also has those. Rittenhouse Square, Old City.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Rittenhouse is more cosmopolitan than those

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Lol. Suburbs are for poorgays

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Insane cope. Breathe your shitty polluted air and never see stars in your life.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Meanwhile the suburbs of DC are three of the five wealthiest counties in the entire country.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NOTHING HAD NEVER ANYTHING TO DO WITH israeliteS DUDE

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Main Line, although technically not Philly, is one of the richest areas in the country. There are huge houses all over the place

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Those would just be average people in NYC

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Most live on the Mainline. Rich people in Center City live in Rittenhouse or Society Hill.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Philly also has those. Rittenhouse Square, Old City.

          Rittenhouse is more cosmopolitan than those

          Every city has small parks that means nothing

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Philly is an afterthought in that group.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Philadelphia
    >No Newark
    >No Wilmington
    >No Worcester
    Seems like they just picked cities at random

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you pretending to be stupid right now?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There will never be true highspeed there

    • 1 month ago
      Dylan

      There already is

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Acela is only faster because it skips some NEC stops.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >~~*high speed*~~
        >240km/h top speed
        >reaches that speed for like 40km
        >average is like 66mph
        lmao

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like Thalys

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t understand the Philly hate. I lived in Philly from 2017 to 2019 and have lived in the Philly suburbs for the last year. There are a lot of (big) cons for Philly but there are a lot of pros too a, pros that you only find in 2 or 3 or other cities. I have a love hate relationship with it so I can see where people get the hate but not where they fail to get the love because there is a lot to love. This place is not like Detroit or St. Louis or even Baltimore or something. Not at all.

    • 1 month ago
      Dylan

      North Philly is rough. On par with Baltimore. Overall it's an interesting and vibrant city with lots of culture, history, architecture, food, nightlife museums and sports.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        North Philly is more or less the same as an equivalent area of Baltimore. All American cities have places like that. So it seems silly to judge it on that basis.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I doubt there is anywhere quite like Kensington in any other city.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well, there is. Kensington just gets the most attention.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Skid row is similar. and that area in Vancouver seems just as bad with drug use. Only been to skid row and Kensington though

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe skid row but drug addicts immigrate to Kensington to live there.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Kek Philadelphia thinks it's a big city
    Philadelphians don't think that.
    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/npV7uDP95dk
    >we're the underdogs
    >we embrace that
    >we're a small blip on the universe doing our thing
    You are lying, moronic, a troll.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >DC
    >big city
    KEEEEEEEEEK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      DC isn’t that big but the metro is pretty big

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The old Philly vs. Chicago debate. Basically identical cities, but Chicago is more self-sufficient and stand-alone whereas Philly gets a ton of benefit from its proximity to DC and NYC. Both are in a supremely fricked up state right now, but if you aren't going to live in NYC and don't have a job that makes Boston, DC or the Bay viable then you can't really do much better in terms of city livin'

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I didn’t know it was a debate. Pennsylvania is better than Illinois but Chicago is better than Philadelphia. I don’t see how this can even be debated. These are the only very large big high density cities in the country and Philadelphia is the worst of the three. If you want a big city and can’t afford New York, Chicago is your best option. Philadelphia would be your best choice only if you’re a local or want to stay on the East Coast. It’s not even cheaper than Chicago.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah if you don't have ties to PA or the Northeast already, Chicago is miles better no question.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Manayunk Philly off of Kelly Drive behind the art museum is a gem, I would kill to live there. I live in the NJ pine Barrens and its pretty comfy but boring.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Manyunk isn’t behind the art museum and Manayunk is kind of a dump. It’s a pretty popular spot for graduates because it’s cheaper. I think you’re thinking of Fairmount.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That whole area on the north side of the Schuylkill is beautiful to me. I saw tons of gorgeous women running around in tight shorts and cool young groups of fixed bike kids smoking pot and people fishing. Its a very nice sense of community and activity especially coming from atco NJ where local pig inbred wop cops bust up community kickball games for being "unsanctioned"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Manayunk Philly off of Kelly Drive behind the art museum is a gem, I would kill to live there. I live in the NJ pine Barrens and its pretty comfy but boring.

          Manayunk Philly off of Kelly Drive behind the art museum is a gem, I would kill to live there. I live in the NJ pine Barrens and its pretty comfy but boring.

          Manayunk is pretty cheap honestly. I grew up in the area so I've basically explored it all so wouldn't want to live there though

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah well New Jersey does suck. I lived in Cherry Hill for a while so I know. Unironically it was the worst place I’ve ever lived.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My area is not terrible, I am tapped into the Piney bonfire and dirtbike crowd that I grew up with. I lived in Pacific Beach San Diego and somehow still ended up coming back here. I will be relocating to beat these property taxes though.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Where did you end up moving to?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Pennsylvania, then Virginia, then New York. I’ve also lived in California and Maryland.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cherry hill could make anyone want to violently kill themselves

            My area is not terrible, I am tapped into the Piney bonfire and dirtbike crowd that I grew up with. I lived in Pacific Beach San Diego and somehow still ended up coming back here. I will be relocating to beat these property taxes though.

            omg piney representation? chatsworth born and raised here

            re: thread, philadelphia changed my life. thanks to the music scene in west philly, i made so many fricking quality friends. just good fricking people. love philly to pieces, but ive seen the homicide and opiate epidemics destroy too many innocent peoples' lives to stay there any longer

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Philly is the only city you can simultaneously love and admit that it’s a shit hole. If it didn’t have the problems it has, it would be the best city by far.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              True Piney. I live off the grid somewhere in Burlington County on private land. NJ laws are ass backwards and the land is not zoned for building so the taxes are cheap af. I snuck in a single wide trailer, drilled a shallow well, installed a simple diy septic, and solar field + generator for electric and am living pretty fricking good for legit only a few grand a year.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              At least the opioids just destroy north and west Philly mostly

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cool young groups of fixed bike kids smoking pot
          Thank god the late '00s-early '10s hipster era is dead

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Philadelphia my home <3

    Fallen in love 4 times over here
    Worked the best job Id ever had here
    Have passed out in a bar's bathroom here
    Been assaulted here
    Got addicted to ketamine here
    Picked up a cat from the streets here who became my best friend
    Hung out in so many basements here

    This is my home

    I love being disgusting in philadelphia

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You will never eat a giant cheesesteak in the parking lot of an eagles game piss drunk

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's true...all of it
      Should be a peanutchew or tasty Kake instead of a cow tail thot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You will never eat a giant cheesesteak in the parking lot of an eagles game piss drunk

        >You will never eat wooder ice on the rocky steps before nodding out from fentanyl while watching two homeless man buttfrick

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ran up the Rocky steps when the eagles won the Superbowl. Black out shortly after. Great night

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You will never inject xylazine in the bathroom of Monk's cafe before eating the most delicious burger of your life and passing out in Rittenhouse square

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You will never get run over by a SEPTA trolley because you were trying to cross Baltimore Avenue to go to Clark Park and join the drum circle

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You will never snort ketamine in a University of Pennsylvania frat house bathroom with no hinges on the door and a nonfunctioning sink

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You will never see a grown black man riding a horse down the street in North Philadelphia

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You will never climb a greased light pole while your friends cheer maniacally

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can still do this, it's a wop thing. Just come to an Italian church festival with a lot of old people

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You will never watch Jim's cheesesteak shop go up in flames on South Street while you hear the worst music of your life coming from Milkboy

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >He says posting on SighSee
    >SighSeeing where he will go drink beer in a bar and frick phillipian women

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You will never see a grown man dead in the crosswalk almost get run over in front of City Hall

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boston, DC and Philly are all (at best) second tier cities

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DC doesn't deserve to be with those two

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your T1 cities: New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, San Francisco

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        New York is in its own tier. Then comes Chicago, LA and SF in T2 (I would argue in that order)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your T1 cities: New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, San Francisco

          You're both moronic and San Francisco isn't in the same tier as the other 2

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah it is. Chicago and LA are larger, more significant cities but not so much so that they’d be in a whole new tier. I would include DC in that tier too btw, it’s the capitol for chrissakes.

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