Thinking about heading to the Kenyan coast for a beach vacation sometime later in the year. I have some vacation time and some spare bucks, and 10 days drinking, dancing, swimming, and enjoying the coast sounds like fun.
>Inb4 deleted for coomposting
I'm really not interested in that aspect, but if the opportunity presents itself I'll proceed with caution.
Looking for actual insights on the following
>Are AirBnBs OK, or should I look for a resort hotel (I'm not expecting Stateside standard of living, but clean, secure, and with basic amenities would be nice)
>Advice on food/avoiding disease while in country (yes I'll be vaccinated)
>Security concerns (I'm not retarded, but I also don't expect mzungu armor to keep me immune)
>How shitty are the public beaches?
>When to go (Great Migration is June thru Oct, and if I can get a safari trip in while I'm there that would be awesome)
Serious discussion only, pls.
Nothing to add but I'd be very interested in a trip report if you do go, I'm curious about it myself.
Hoping to know too. I guess prices will be better than other resorts.
Are people serving you in hotels all creepy poojeets? That would be a huge negative.
The Indian sea coastline of Kenya is a bit underwhelming. Don't plan on making spending time at the beach your primary activity, because it will get old quickly thanks to the piles of rotting seaweeds, sellers harassing you, and children begging you.
Mombasa area is probably your best bet. Diani Beach is a more chill resort/hangout setting. Nyali is sort of a wealthy beach community with some semi modern beach resorts. Mtwapa is some weird coomer brothel town also with some poor fag beach hotels.
Haven't been up to Malindi but they are currently dealing with some mass murder starvation cult thing that might put a damper on a trip to that area for a few more months (something like 80 dead children in mass graves already).
Zanzibar island (tanzania) is probably the most touristy of the bunch but is also the better beach party experience IMO. It's a lot more international and more professional.
As for who is serving you in kenya/east Africa, it's not Indians. There are some Indians there but they are higher class than Africans and don't work servile jobs. They hire Africans to do jobs like waiting tables etc.
Airbnb are really hit or miss, and mostly misses on the tourist coast area of Kenyan.
Most scamming airbnb host think they can charge an outrageous price for a single room in a shared apartment, and sometimes won't even tell you it's just a single room they are trying to sell.
If you are experienced at sort through garbage listing to find good ones you might be able to get something you liked however as your first time there I highly suggest simply staying a few days at a beach resort to begin with.
The various ways airbnbs can suck in Africa are really alarming, so don't tempt fate title you are a bit comfortable with the region.
Kenya in general got hit pretty hard by lack of tourism during covid and lots of things are out of repair and dingey and not anywhere close to western standards. Go there with a plan and with something in mind that you want to enjoy.
All beaches in Kenya are public. Private beach ownership even for resorts is not allowed. The most upscale ones have security to chase beachboys away, but the beach experience as a solo white tourist usually involves being bothered every few minutes by some ratfuck who wants to sell or beg from you, unless you are obviously just there to snap a picture then leave. Ymmv. It's my understanding you can pay a beach boy to stand by and wait on you, and then the other ones leave you alone, but I wasn't willing to participate in their scheme.
What countries in Africa, that you have experience with, have private beaches that prevent that kind of shit?
Tanzania has a well developed beach resort industry that won't disappoint. It's an instathot destination for a reason.
Kenya beach scene was devoid of instathots, because it's shoddy. Kenya coast is mostly for coomers, and it is world class in that regard if you like African pussy.
My experience in Africa is Kenya Uganda Tanzania Ethiopia. Kenya is great, just don't expect AMAZING beaches, is all. If you need Africa + beach then like I said, go to zanzibar Island.
Tell us more about Uganda, Tanzania, Ethiopia. What was your experience there?
Uganda Tanzania and Kenya are all basically the same. Same tribal makeup same general climate range minus Uganda since it doesn't have a coast.
Uganda and Kenya both were British colonies so English is very commonly spoken. They also idolize whites since the British were in general decent to them and brought them lots of wealth.
Tanzania has a more complex colonial history and English isn't as common, except in zanzibar which is focused on tourism.
In general as a muzungu things are very safe and you can live like a king (literally) on a very modest western income. It's impossible to fly under the radar there because there are very few young white men around, and people take note of you for better or worse.
Ethiopia is nothing like east Africa. They have their own brand of Christianity and share nothing in common with African tribal groups. They have very delicate features, closer to Caucasian than African. Their women are gorgeous but hard to get with because the society is very conservative.
They tolerate but do not trust and certainly do not worship white men. Interesting place but fucked up at the moment since they are trying to purge their equivalent of garden gnomes.
It's hard to describe Africa to somebody who hasn't been. You may be experienced with South east Asian levels of poverty, but African tier poverty is something else entirely.
You need to see it to believe it, and whether or not you can tolerate being surrounded by it if you choose to live there and not visit, is really based on your personality and values.
If you are a tourist you will remain sheltered from much of the poverty and dumb bullshit, which keeps things nice and palatable.
The universal thing everywhere I was at, was that being in a rush is pointless. Things happen on African timetable, not based on western or Asian idea of punctuality or precision.
Go in with an open mind and no expectations, do what sounds fun and go with people who seem fun, and you will have a great time.
Try to force things and you will be miserable.
Oh yeah and you SHOULD go during the great migration and do a tour. It's worth seeing. However it's quite far inland so you will have to split your trip between the safari and the beach.
I won't lie I am mostly a coomer. Delivering my genetic material into fertile wombs worldwide is my life goal.
Africa exhausted me. The women are so demanding and materialistic. Sexually demanding, I mean. They initiate and treat you like their sex toy. They will demand you fuck them or eat their pussy if you have done it before. They will message you and tell you they are outside your apartment and to let them in, because they need sex. They will wake you up in the middle of the night, ride you till they come, then hop off and snooze like it's no big deal.
All the while they expect you to be spending on them buying them things even paying their rent if they think they can coerce it out of you. They are very direct and completely without shame. Western feminism is a joke compared to East African matriarch culture. What I can say is that at least they do love men for what we are, and don't hate us for what we can never be. They simply have a notion about men's failings and instincts, and bully their way through life treating their men (and white men, somewhat) like possessions that should pay to be possessed by them.
Very jealous. Always fighting with each other over men, especially over white men. Extremely horny and bisexual when you put alcohol into them. Never seen anything like it anywhere. Women just stripping and lezzing out while surrounded by hollering men and women, in a night club. Full on going at it, spraying piss everywhere. Shit gets wild. Africans know how to party and are total degenerates.
So. It can be fun, but it can also be too much quickly. Dip your toe in and don't be afraid to go out at night and participate, just take a taxi (motorcycle probably) to and from.
>All the while they expect you to be spending on them buying them things even paying their rent if they think they can coerce it out of you. They are very direct and completely without shame. Western feminism is a joke compared to East African matriarch culture
Pretty sure Western feminist women are the only ones who actually insist on paying and providing for themeselves. The rest of the world is like what out described: the man always pay for everything, and that's not disputed.
wow. may your travels be blessed and your seed carried by the benevolent winds.
on another note, i tend not to talk up locales with good scenes; it can only hurt.
>talking with kenyan girl
>don't even mentioned sex for awhile
>suddenly admits she masturbates at work
>starts calling me whenever she is touching herself
>sends me pics of her tits, ass, and pussy without even asking
>says she is bi-curious, asks if I want a threesome
>admits she has a fantasy of watching her man fuck another girl
>wants to be tied up
what is up with these women?
Kenyan women are extreme coomers. When I was with this one chick for a week she needed full on pounding out sex 4 times a day. Shit became a literal chore even though she was smoking hot and not on birth control.
Most africans perform physical labor starting from age like 10, so they are a extremely fit and have incredible endurance compared to a desk jockey like me. I'm skinny and look decent, but my body was simply not prepared.
Also Kenyan women regularly sent nudes to me, without being solicited. Just normal chatting then BAM tits and pussy. No shame. They want you horny for them and want you to fuck them. It's how they operate. Fuck your brains out to get you attached and then begin the manipulation.
Its not like western women who tease you. African women use their cunts like a bear trap.
>African women use their cunts like a bear trap
its like im reading about narnia or some shit
Thailand is the coomer tutorial mode compared to Kenya.
i rather like tutorial mode; like the holodeck with the safeties engaged.
Apparently there is a saying in kenya that if you marry a foreigner your ass will never rest. maybe that is why the coomers go for foreign men
I don’t see it as a trap tho because she cooks for me, massages, bjs, cleans, etc with no complaints as long as you make her cum and buy her something nice every once and awhile. Definitely avoid them though if you don’t plan on a serious relationship like I did, I don’t doubt they will stalk you across the world if you ghost them
How big is your cock? Do you need a bigger black-sized cock to satisfy them or are they just happy with you being white.
6inch and not that girthy
girls unironically don’t care about size, as long as it’s not micro
I thought most of them are incredibly jealous, are they really down for threesomes?
that is what she said, I assumed it was a female mental trap so I said no to threesomes. It has been more than once though that she has brought it up though
Well, in that case you should just do it
Oh.... if you want safe then I don't think you are quite ready for the African experience, little boy. May I recommend a trip to Disneyland or any other popular family resort? This seems like it would be more your speed, you clearly aren't close to ready for what Africa has to offer.
Africa is danger. If you actually liked and enjoyed travel you would know this. When I visited Africa I toured the entire continent for 1 year on bike- you would probably take a car lik a fucking idiot and miss out on all the real sites. I can tell you from experience. I have cooked gamekill with villagers in the DRC. I have been chased by Maghrebi tribespeople through the rainforests of Namibia. I have photographed emus on the horn of Somalia while the war was fought 40 yards behind me. This is what Africa is. Danger. Excitement. The Unpredictable. Black people. I have felt it and honestly seeing you ask for 'safe' africa is fucking offensive. I wouldn't ask you for your most landlocked beach resorts would I, even if you are a fucking common tourist who knows nothing about the world.
People like you are encouraging the safetelation of Africa. Last time I visited I was in Swahili and saw a villager taking apart his AK-47 and I asked him why, because he needs it to defend his elephants from poachers. He said that tourism was generating money and they didn't come anymore. That makes me sick. This thread makes me angry.
im getting serious mcafee vibes from you:
Don't lie to us gay. You went to tribal Africa to get black dick in your bussy, and get your aidswomb knocked up with pure African HIV.
>muh 1 year bike trip
Sure bitch, you just lived like a cumrag in some bulls mud hut, waiting for him to bareback you and eating fly cakes between breeding sessions.
least smug sighsee larper
As others have said the beach can be rough. Many are extremely shallow with dangerous things you could step on and end up in the hospital. Not only that but the water is hot, not soothing under the sun. The resorts end up being better in that regard for actual time in the water. Granted I am just going on experiences others have documented.
Kenyan women also believe that if you nut inside of them then you are now 'dating' and you belong to her. She will ruthlessly protect her territory.
She won't get that mad at you for fucking around, because she knows you are a man and can't help it. Instead she will beat the fuck out of women she sees leaving or going into your apartment. She will even use a knife to threaten them if she can. Shit is whack.
as a white blue-eyed man, on okcupid, they are more thirsty than Philippines. I got 3000 likes in Nairobi in two weeks. Sex thirsty every single one of them.
Literally why the FUCK would a western man fuck an African girl
I am become coom
The filler of Wombs
to be fair african women are, on average, more attractive than their african-american counterparts. same goes for brazil.